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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is a "post-birth abortion" and in what world do Democrats support the execution of a baby?

I think we call that capital punishment. But I always thought it was a GOP-favored policy. 

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3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I want some reporter to ask about the eye liner. 

Maybe they can do a softball piece where he walks us through his make-up routine and what brands he prefers. 

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Few things more satisfying than these dumb fucks painting themselves into a corner with their moral superiority bullshit, then having to explain what, to normal people, could just be brushed off as innocent, dumb college fun.

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44 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

As just a regular human being, good for him. Changed his legal name 4 times, dressed in drag, probably had a few homosexual encounters at some point. People are allowed to experiment and find themselves. Unfortunately he must have felt a lot of shame, so we end up with the monster he is today. 

Shame is destructive. 

 

 

Looks like a "Leave Brittany alone!" cosplay/halloween costume. Does the age of Vance and the year check out?

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37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Twice (and his mom was responsible for one of those).

You are right, my bad. But he's messed with his name a lot. 

James Donald Bowman 

James David Hamel 

Corporal James D. Hamel 

J.D. Hamel 

J.D. Vance 

JD Vance  

 

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11 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

but for real has no one, Team Dotard nor whoever Vance ran against for Senate in Ohio, ever done a lick of vetting/oppo research on this guy??

Vance is gonna get dropped from the ticket after the fiascos last week, the drag photos, and Trump fucking up tonight.  Donnie needs something to get people excited about his campaign and the pantry is empty or something.  It has to happen soon before ballots get printed.

 

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CNN exposé on Vance’s less-than-stellar investing company. Good fit with Trump on business failures.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/13/politics/kentucky-startup-appharvest-jd-vance/index.html

main part of the story of a Kentucky ag company that Vance’s investment company partially owned and Vance was on the board. The company sounds to be a large greenhouse operation. They failed after new investment money dried up.

they eventually had to turn to Central American contract workers. I read this as undocumented workers that the company could claim ignorance of their immigration status. One anecdote has Sen. McConnell touring the facility AFTER they sent the Hispanic workers early for the day.

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

CNN exposé on Vance’s less-than-stellar investing company. Good fit with Trump on business failures.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/13/politics/kentucky-startup-appharvest-jd-vance/index.html

main part of the story of a Kentucky ag company that Vance’s investment company partially owned and Vance was on the board. The company sounds to be a large greenhouse operation. They failed after new investment money dried up.

they eventually had to turn to Central American contract workers. I read this as undocumented workers that the company could claim ignorance of their immigration status. One anecdote has Sen. McConnell touring the facility AFTER they sent the Hispanic workers early for the day.

Kentucky, Greenhouses, Central American workforce. And he couldn't make insane profit? Sounds like he was growing the wrong crop. 

Worse than Trump casino.

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24 minutes ago, RPM said:

Kentucky, Greenhouses, Central American workforce. And he couldn't make insane profit? Sounds like he was growing the wrong crop. 

Worse than Trump casino.

The story reads like the company leaders and investors were all finance people that wanted to play-act as CEO and the board. They had zero idea what they were doing outside of burning through investor funds. The bigger fools are the ones who gave them money.

From what I can tell, JD Vance has the same playbook as a politician. No business being in his position but capitalizing on it. But damned if he hasn't put himself in a position to be President. 

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2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

From what I can tell, JD Vance has the same playbook as a politician. No business being in his position but capitalizing on it. But damned if he hasn't put himself in a position to be President. 

The Fitlump business model.

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57 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I hate to say it, but she’s found her niche in the world.

More like horned one out.

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On 8/12/2024 at 12:09 PM, royiv said:

Maybe they can do a softball piece where he walks us through his make-up routine and what brands he prefers. 

He’s gonna lean fully into it and show how hardcore of a man he is by detailing how he makes a smokey eye using charcoal. 

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1 hour ago, nolongerU2horn said:

 

It says a lot the UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance account (what on fucking earth), is calling for his resignation because the perceive him as gay, bi, whatever.  No mention at of the fact that he's a shitheel of a candidate, regardless of his sexual choices.  

Says more about them and who they think they are influencing than anyone else.  

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33 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It says a lot the UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance account (what on fucking earth), is calling for his resignation because the perceive him as gay, bi, whatever.  No mention at of the fact that he's a shitheel of a candidate, regardless of his sexual choices.  

Says more about them and who they think they are influencing than anyone else.  

If you read the thread, it's not about him being gay, it's about him turning into a pathological creep in the process of suppressing his sexuality.

 

 

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59 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It says a lot the UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance account (what on fucking earth), is calling for his resignation because the perceive him as gay, bi, whatever.  No mention at of the fact that he's a shitheel of a candidate, regardless of his sexual choices.  

Says more about them and who they think they are influencing than anyone else.  

Falconry you say?

Yeah, that’s well known falconer and road kill enthusiast, RFK Jr.

 

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32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you read the thread, it's not about him being gay, it's about him turning into a pathological creep in the process of suppressing his sexuality.

 

 

Meh.  He's a weird shitty human.  I don't need to spend any time speculating as to how he became one.

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16 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Meh.  He's a weird shitty human.  I don't need to spend any time speculating as to how he became one.

And that's fair.

The name changes should have tipped us all off though.  And how much he was willing to pivot from a downright loathing of Trump to being his top sycophant.  And just his general weirdness - he should be living his best life as a Harvard-educated Senator, but instead he's become the very thing he claimed to be against in the past.

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37 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Meh.  He's a weird shitty human.  I don't need to spend any time speculating as to how he became one.

Him being gay and mortified by it may go into explaining his process for becoming who he is, but I think I'm with TexasHooch on this one.

His statements about childless women, his alignment with forcing women to have birth, and his all-over-the-place weirdness over the years is enough to decide about him as a candidate. I'd like to add that it's impossible observe him and imagine him as president. 

Oh, and his servitude to Trump and Trumpism makes him more than a half-assed danger to the republic.

His possible gay history is maybe the most human thing I've heard about him. We don't make that an easy path. Even the over-used NTTAWT is pretty much a statement that there is something wrong with it.

But fuck him, he's a MAGA.

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53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was dating a middle aged bald dude in HS?  I mean, you do you, but that's not terribly likely.

 

its probably all a bullshit political smear campaign. 

I might feel some small quantum of pity if he (and his party and his running mate) weren't huge pieces of shit who do the same thing, or even worse, on a daily basis. 

See attempted swift boating of Walz, et al. 

 

eidt: basically what Roma said

 

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Absolutely zero sympathy for anyone who willingly surrounds himself with--and profits from--people who may decide to absolutely ruin him because pictures of him wearing a wig or being slightly homoerotic exist.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you read the thread, it's not about him being gay, it's about him turning into a pathological creep in the process of suppressing his sexuality.

 

 

He strikes me as one of those sexually confused types that thinks they'll fix it by running off to the ministry or going down the wormhole of conservative Christianity (which he did).

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