JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,777]

ok, I'm now leaning toward massive troll job and campaign sabotage as the strongest contenders here. Gonna be a fascinating campaign autopsy, if we're lucky enough to survive it

[Dahobbs 17,314]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is a "post-birth abortion" and in what world do Democrats support the execution of a baby?

I think we call that capital punishment. But I always thought it was a GOP-favored policy. 

[High Plains Drifter 10,961]

 

I want some reporter to ask about the eye liner. 

[royiv 9,123]

3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I want some reporter to ask about the eye liner. 

Maybe they can do a softball piece where he walks us through his make-up routine and what brands he prefers. 

[Hank Kingsley 20,560]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

As just a regular human being, good for him. Changed his legal name 4 times, dressed in drag, probably had a few homosexual encounters at some point. People are allowed to experiment and find themselves. Unfortunately he must have felt a lot of shame, so we end up with the monster he is today. 

Shame is destructive. 

 

 

[4th&Five 41,435]

 

[jimmyjazz 45,370]

10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

As just a regular human being, good for him. Changed his legal name 4 times,

Twice (and his mom was responsible for one of those).

[South Austin 51,965]

He wasn't in drag, it was his Halloween costume as a childless cat lady.

[aggie08 21,255]

Few things more satisfying than these dumb fucks painting themselves into a corner with their moral superiority bullshit, then having to explain what, to normal people, could just be brushed off as innocent, dumb college fun.

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[MrBig 5,234]

Trump clearly has a thing for men dressed as women. Im sure JD let him motorboat his boobs like this to get the VP pick. 

[Vegas64 655]

44 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

As just a regular human being, good for him. Changed his legal name 4 times, dressed in drag, probably had a few homosexual encounters at some point. People are allowed to experiment and find themselves. Unfortunately he must have felt a lot of shame, so we end up with the monster he is today. 

Shame is destructive. 

 

 

Looks like a "Leave Brittany alone!" cosplay/halloween costume. Does the age of Vance and the year check out?

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,100]

NSIAP:

but for real has no one, Team Dotard nor whoever Vance ran against for Senate in Ohio, ever done a lick of vetting/oppo research on this guy??

[Hank Kingsley 20,560]

37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Twice (and his mom was responsible for one of those).

You are right, my bad. But he's messed with his name a lot. 

James Donald Bowman 

James David Hamel 

Corporal James D. Hamel 

J.D. Hamel 

J.D. Vance 

JD Vance  

 

[MrBig 5,234]

 

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[Superhero 8,695]

On 8/7/2024 at 7:00 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Yale.  DEI student.

Can’t have just Asian and other smart people in Yale. Gotta mix it up with some dumb hicks. 

[Superhero 8,695]

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

 

With special guest Lindsey Graham. 

[Jiggy-Z 3,427]

Vance could use a few pointers from the original guyliner king, Nestor Carbonell of Lost fame as Richard Alpert.

[MrBig 5,234]

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Are we sure that's not Bret Michaels?

JD Vance in this campaign reminds me of when the stage flattened Bret Michaels.

[Sawbonz 27,209]

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

How much do we have in the wreath fund?

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11 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

but for real has no one, Team Dotard nor whoever Vance ran against for Senate in Ohio, ever done a lick of vetting/oppo research on this guy??

Vance is gonna get dropped from the ticket after the fiascos last week, the drag photos, and Trump fucking up tonight.  Donnie needs something to get people excited about his campaign and the pantry is empty or something.  It has to happen soon before ballots get printed.

 

[MrBig 5,234]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,386]

CNN exposé on Vance’s less-than-stellar investing company. Good fit with Trump on business failures.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/13/politics/kentucky-startup-appharvest-jd-vance/index.html

main part of the story of a Kentucky ag company that Vance’s investment company partially owned and Vance was on the board. The company sounds to be a large greenhouse operation. They failed after new investment money dried up.

they eventually had to turn to Central American contract workers. I read this as undocumented workers that the company could claim ignorance of their immigration status. One anecdote has Sen. McConnell touring the facility AFTER they sent the Hispanic workers early for the day.

[Fastbreak 3,932]

MAGA only accuses the dems of things they do because they expect everyone else to be at the same level of selfish, idiotic jackassery as themselves.

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

CNN exposé on Vance’s less-than-stellar investing company. Good fit with Trump on business failures.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/13/politics/kentucky-startup-appharvest-jd-vance/index.html

main part of the story of a Kentucky ag company that Vance’s investment company partially owned and Vance was on the board. The company sounds to be a large greenhouse operation. They failed after new investment money dried up.

they eventually had to turn to Central American contract workers. I read this as undocumented workers that the company could claim ignorance of their immigration status. One anecdote has Sen. McConnell touring the facility AFTER they sent the Hispanic workers early for the day.

Kentucky, Greenhouses, Central American workforce. And he couldn't make insane profit? Sounds like he was growing the wrong crop. 

Worse than Trump casino.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,386]

24 minutes ago, RPM said:

Kentucky, Greenhouses, Central American workforce. And he couldn't make insane profit? Sounds like he was growing the wrong crop. 

Worse than Trump casino.

The story reads like the company leaders and investors were all finance people that wanted to play-act as CEO and the board. They had zero idea what they were doing outside of burning through investor funds. The bigger fools are the ones who gave them money.

From what I can tell, JD Vance has the same playbook as a politician. No business being in his position but capitalizing on it. But damned if he hasn't put himself in a position to be President. 

[RPM 26,158]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

From what I can tell, JD Vance has the same playbook as a politician. No business being in his position but capitalizing on it. But damned if he hasn't put himself in a position to be President. 

The Fitlump business model.

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18 minutes ago, RPM said:

The Fitlump business model.

I hate to say it, but she’s found her niche in the world.

[TexasEd 8,057]

On 8/7/2024 at 4:14 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Has JD referenced the couch rumor at any level? 

 

 

On 8/1/2024 at 4:08 PM, Radical Larry said:

 

 

[TexasEd 8,057]

On 8/7/2024 at 11:06 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

Would be insincere (putting it mildly)

 

 

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57 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I hate to say it, but she’s found her niche in the world.

More like horned one out.

Edited August 13 by RPM

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1 hour ago, nolongerU2horn said:

 

So Vance has two beards?

[MrBig 5,234]

On 8/12/2024 at 12:09 PM, royiv said:

Maybe they can do a softball piece where he walks us through his make-up routine and what brands he prefers. 

He’s gonna lean fully into it and show how hardcore of a man he is by detailing how he makes a smokey eye using charcoal. 

[BamaATL 16,592]

1 hour ago, nolongerU2horn said:

 

It says a lot the UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance account (what on fucking earth), is calling for his resignation because the perceive him as gay, bi, whatever.  No mention at of the fact that he's a shitheel of a candidate, regardless of his sexual choices.  

Says more about them and who they think they are influencing than anyone else.  

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33 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It says a lot the UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance account (what on fucking earth), is calling for his resignation because the perceive him as gay, bi, whatever.  No mention at of the fact that he's a shitheel of a candidate, regardless of his sexual choices.  

Says more about them and who they think they are influencing than anyone else.  

If you read the thread, it's not about him being gay, it's about him turning into a pathological creep in the process of suppressing his sexuality.

 

 

[GenXer 2,762]

59 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It says a lot the UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance account (what on fucking earth), is calling for his resignation because the perceive him as gay, bi, whatever.  No mention at of the fact that he's a shitheel of a candidate, regardless of his sexual choices.  

Says more about them and who they think they are influencing than anyone else.  

Falconry you say?

Yeah, that’s well known falconer and road kill enthusiast, RFK Jr.

 

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

I'm going to have a lot of fun saying "clocky as fuck" for the next few weeks. 

[TexasHooch 5,114]

32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you read the thread, it's not about him being gay, it's about him turning into a pathological creep in the process of suppressing his sexuality.

 

 

Meh.  He's a weird shitty human.  I don't need to spend any time speculating as to how he became one.

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3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I'm going to have a lot of fun saying "clocky as fuck" for the next few weeks. 

sounds like a good title for your next track.

[jimmyjazz 45,370]

He was dating a middle aged bald dude in HS?  I mean, you do you, but that's not terribly likely.

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16 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Meh.  He's a weird shitty human.  I don't need to spend any time speculating as to how he became one.

And that's fair.

The name changes should have tipped us all off though.  And how much he was willing to pivot from a downright loathing of Trump to being his top sycophant.  And just his general weirdness - he should be living his best life as a Harvard-educated Senator, but instead he's become the very thing he claimed to be against in the past.

[RomaVicta 29,687]

37 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Meh.  He's a weird shitty human.  I don't need to spend any time speculating as to how he became one.

Him being gay and mortified by it may go into explaining his process for becoming who he is, but I think I'm with TexasHooch on this one.

His statements about childless women, his alignment with forcing women to have birth, and his all-over-the-place weirdness over the years is enough to decide about him as a candidate. I'd like to add that it's impossible observe him and imagine him as president. 

Oh, and his servitude to Trump and Trumpism makes him more than a half-assed danger to the republic.

His possible gay history is maybe the most human thing I've heard about him. We don't make that an easy path. Even the over-used NTTAWT is pretty much a statement that there is something wrong with it.

But fuck him, he's a MAGA.

[High Plains Drifter 10,961]

53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was dating a middle aged bald dude in HS?  I mean, you do you, but that's not terribly likely.

 

its probably all a bullshit political smear campaign. 

I might feel some small quantum of pity if he (and his party and his running mate) weren't huge pieces of shit who do the same thing, or even worse, on a daily basis. 

See attempted swift boating of Walz, et al. 

 

eidt: basically what Roma said

 

Edited August 13 by High Plains Drifter

[aggie08 21,255]

Absolutely zero sympathy for anyone who willingly surrounds himself with--and profits from--people who may decide to absolutely ruin him because pictures of him wearing a wig or being slightly homoerotic exist.

[Gil Bang 25,831]

On 8/12/2024 at 7:42 AM, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is a "post-birth abortion" and in what world do Democrats support the execution of a baby?

a school shooting

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you read the thread, it's not about him being gay, it's about him turning into a pathological creep in the process of suppressing his sexuality.

 

 

He strikes me as one of those sexually confused types that thinks they'll fix it by running off to the ministry or going down the wormhole of conservative Christianity (which he did).