JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly

[Captainant 27,239]

48 minutes ago, C-Man said:

"JD Vance's campaign plane declares mid-air emergency and is forced to divert"

https://www.the-express.com/news/politics/146131/donald-trump-plane-emergency-jd-vance

Airplane door huh? Must've flown a Boeing

 

Edit: lulz it was a 737, no connection to Boeings recent failures, but still lol

Edited August 16 by Captainant

[elfenix 34,157]

28 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Airplane door huh? Must've flown a Boeing

 

Edit: lulz it was a 737, no connection to Boeings recent failures, but still lol

we can put him on a 737 and when it crashes we can claim force major and replace him on the ticket!

[Gil Bang 25,831]

This motherfucker is flying around on a 737?   Jesus, Trump sure knows how to piss away money.  This fucking weirdo could be on a much cheaper/smaller plane and be just fine

[chainsaw 9,791]

 

[Thatguy 8,309]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

 

When they tell you who they are......

[Dahobbs 17,314]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

 

Wow. 

[Hank Kingsley 20,560]

Out of all the shit so far, that "observation" by JD is the perfect encapsulation of his diseased and warped mind. 

 

[Blotto 23,352]

He's a seriously fucked up dude. I originally just laughed at his choadness, but the more I read about the guy, he's a complete fucking psycho. What a country we've got going on right now. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,225]

They had to go back because the FAA didn’t like that their flight plan said departing from Milwaukee, Minnesota. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,686]

 

[aggie08 21,254]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He's a seriously fucked up dude. I originally just laughed at his choadness, but the more I read about the guy, he's a complete fucking psycho. What a country we've got going on right now. 

Forgot political oppo research, book publishers and Hollywood did absolutely no research before casting Amy Adams in the movie adaptation?

[Anastasis 23,306]

 

[Covri 6,224]

That dudes way fucking cooler than JD Vance.

[atomheartbevo 89,295]

4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

When they tell you who they are......

Fucking Irish.

[elfenix 34,157]

13 hours ago, chainsaw said:

 

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,225]

Aw, prairie shit. 

[HenryJames 65,811]

[Aqua Buddha 14,462]

 

[MrBig 5,234]

21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

I posted this gif in the Elon Musk thread. It’s my response to people with children complaining about my carefree, travel filled lifestyle because my wife and I choose not to have kids. People with kids who complain about people without kids is nothing but projection. 
 

[Pato del Muerto 52,225]

Pretty neat trick when parents get to act superior to non-parents and also be envious of their lifestyle. 
Just don’t forget about those that want children but are having trouble, and their expendable income goes towards that endeavor instead of trips and material things. 
 

Of course JV and his ilk want to make it more difficult for those people to have kids.  But also make it more difficult for others to NOT have kids. 

Edited August 17 by Pato del Muerto

[Aqua Buddha 14,462]

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

I posted this gif in the Elon Musk thread. It’s my response to people with children complaining about my carefree, travel filled lifestyle because my wife and I choose not to have kids. People with kids who complain about people without kids is nothing but projection. 
 

And some of them get borderline mad when you tell them you actively chose to not have them.  

[jimmyjazz 45,370]

I love my kids, but the world is plenty crowded.  I can't imagine my life w/o kids but I'm sure not going to denigrate someone for not having them.  I'd have more money in the bank, that's for sure.

[Horn Dog 9,535]

I got 4 kids, 3 in college.  Any of you childless fuckers want to adopt one or three of them, and assume the expense, please DM me.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,777]

username checks out (for ~5 years at least)

[South Austin 51,965]

All I know is that if I just had cats I wouldn’t be about to drop some major bank on my firstborn’s college tuition. But I mean, I love her. Kids are great. Yay parenthood.

[Hmbre97 6,297]

 

Edited August 17 by Hmbre97

[Underdog 28,371]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I love my kids, but the world is plenty crowded.  I can't imagine my life w/o kids but I'm sure not going to denigrate someone for not having them.  I'd have more money in the bank, that's for sure.

You can still have a lot of money, kids, white kids especially, have high resale value.  Don't ask me how I know. 

[Thatguy 8,309]

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,328]

From Instagram RUrepublicans:

"Please welcome to the litter box, Ms. Vancy Feast, childless cat lady and infamous author of Couchpussy Elegy. Serving awkward Appalachian realness, this puss in boots keeps putting paw in mouth and now her poll numbers are dropping lower than her neckline. Trump must be coughing up a hairball the size of his ego.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,777]

see, that just makes him not look like a neo nazi. no reason to make him any cooler than he is.

[HOOKEM4 5,005]

8 hours ago, MrBig said:

I posted this gif in the Elon Musk thread. It’s my response to people with children complaining about my carefree, travel filled lifestyle because my wife and I choose not to have kids. People with kids who complain about people without kids is nothing but projection. 
 

Is this the humblebrag thread? 😅

All you fuckers without kids SHOULD BE MISERABLE!!! I just had to coach at 4pm on Friday on a turf field and then drive the two freeloaders all over town today to do more shit. You must be miserable like me!

Wait, no, you made a choice and I made a choice. We are all allowed choices and I respect yours. See how that works couchfucker?

[4th&Five 41,435]

 

[bolverk 29,239]

41 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[BrickHorn 18,132]

44 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Everyone: Seriously, please cool it with the weird stuff.

Republicans: I wanted to hand out nice gifts to strangers at the political rally, so I stayed up all night mixing up a big batch of fake semen and putting it in little jars with JD Vance’s face on the label.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1,997]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

[ROFL BOX 6,644]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

[Hank Kingsley 20,560]

 

 

Zero juice. Zero skills. Pathetic little bitch boy. 

 

 

 

Edited August 18 by Hank Kingsley

[4th&Five 41,435]

You really wanna bring that name up when you’re flying around on his plane?

[Grande Mart 502]

18 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 

 

[Blotto 23,352]

Donald bought his boys some checkers when they were younger. Eric just stuck his up his butt. 

[Js1 84,939]

Tampon Tim vs Jizz Jar JD

[wildcat09 29,143]

This fucking loser:

 

[Underdog 28,371]

JD: I love Texas red but let me be honest, it would be better with beans. 

[Gil Bang 25,831]

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

This fucking loser:

 

This motherfucker's got a Yale Law degree.  There's a reason he went to Wall Street instead of law.  Judges and juries would hate this asshole. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,530]

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

This fucking loser:

 

Asking for Swiss cheese at Pat’s is weirder than fucking a couch.  You order a wiz wit, stand on the side of the building and lean forward when eating so the grease doesn’t drip all over you.  It’s not that difficult.

[South Austin 51,965]

JD Vance makes Dan Quayle look like George Clooney.

[Biff Tannen 45,418]

Just a reminder there's a very real chance this guy could be one Big Mac incident away from being the FUCKING PRESIDENT if we don't do this right.

[Covri 6,224]

8 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Asking for Swiss cheese at Pat’s is weirder than fucking a couch.  You order a wiz wit, stand on the side of the building and lean forward when eating so the grease doesn’t drip all over you.  It’s not that difficult.

Story is behind a paywall, but the tweet was misleading like every other tweet news people put out these days.

 

[jimmyjazz 45,370]

Just fucking learn the various local customs.  You're running for office.  Cheesesteaks -- whiz or provolone.  Texas red -- no beans.  You don't have to like your options, just go with the flow.  Idiot.

[TwiceHorn 31,015]

Well, it appears that JD was taking a whack at John Kerry, who according to the article tried to order swiss on a steak  . . .  20 years ago.

So weird.