JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly

[bluto 4,905]

I don’t really understand why that dossier is causing any storm, anybody that would read it or give a shit already knew the overarching themes. And anybody unaware or team maga would just brush it off as old news and good ole jd seeing the light in recent yrs. 

[Thatguy 8,663]

4 hours ago, bluto said:

I don’t really understand why that dossier is causing any storm, anybody that would read it or give a shit already knew the overarching themes. And anybody unaware or team maga would just brush it off as old news and good ole jd seeing the light in recent yrs. 

Because it comes from inside the Trump campaign about one of their own. It's easy for MAGA to dismiss any outside voices but when your cult leader says it....

[locodos 5,386]

cross post

 

[hookemATL 11,668]

And ofc they cannot help but get physical and try and threaten. Fuck them. 

[956 Worldwide 34,656]

JD Vance is the human equivalent of trying to use Internet forum humor IRL. 

[C-Man 27,172]

 

Goddamn that’s funny

[TexasHooch 5,121]

24 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

JD Vance is the human equivalent of trying to use Internet forum humor IRL. 

You joke, but I'm %100 convinced that this guy has spent a lot of time on forums  Eventually we're going to learn some screen names and see his history, and it's going to make Mark Robinson's stuff look like child's play.

[956 Worldwide 34,656]

Just now, TexasHooch said:

You joke, but I'm %100 convinced that this guy has spent a lot of time on forums  Eventually we're going to learn some screen names and see his history, and it's going to make Mark Robinson's stuff look like child's play.

Oh, I’m not joking at all.  This dude has spent a lot of time interacting with RacistQAcolyte4567 about IQ tests and tests and statutory rape laws. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,022]

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This dude has spent a lot of time interacting with RacistQAcolyte4567 about IQ tests and tests and statutory rape laws. 

In the Bible all the great Christian women gave birth to 17 children starting at age 11

[pacman 7,352]

Hilarious that Trump actually advertised this..

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news/90bcf4fd-ed0c-4cda-b973-8af092a54ff1

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-lance-wallnau-evangelical-voters/

Edited September 27 by pacman

[Macanudo 12,971]

Wallnau is as looney tunes as they come.  I read an article the other day by a reporter who went to one of his "Revivals" in Howell, MI.   Bunch of deranged cultists in attendance.

[Aqua Buddha 14,580]

Can anyone tell me what the fuck he is talking about here?

 

[Nivek 16,912]

4.99 / 2.99 whatever it takes.

They don’t know things.

[Slacks 6,818]

17 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Wallnau is as looney tunes as they come.  I read an article the other day by a reporter who went to one of his "Revivals" in Howell, MI.   Bunch of deranged cultists in attendance.

Crazy cultists have a right to representation, too.

(Sounds crazy, but dead serious)

[Macanudo 12,971]

Just now, Slacks said:

Crazy cultists have a right to representation, too.

(Sounds crazy, but dead serious)

Ok, but I worry about the kind of people who go to the equivalent of a weekend long Aggie Yell Practice.

[Thrawn 538]

I have never read his book, nor have I watched the movie. Although, from what I understand both are very popular. So, I just can't imagine the person responsible for writing that book and being Ivy League educated, being so damn bad at communicating with actual human beings. It's like they should make him wear a helmet everywhere he goes and not let him actually speak to anyone. If I didn't know better I would say someone is intentionally trying to submarine the dotard campaign from the inside. 

[TwiceHorn 31,412]

2 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

I have never read his book, nor have I watched the movie. Although, from what I understand both are very popular. So, I just can't imagine the person responsible for writing that book and being Ivy League educated, being so damn bad at communicating with actual human beings. It's like they should make him wear a helmet everywhere he goes and not let him actually speak to anyone. If I didn't know better I would say someone is intentionally trying to submarine the dotard campaign from the inside. 

I think he's extremely confused and conflicted.  He's been broadly exposed to a) Appalachian poverty b) enlisted military service c) a public education at a giant state school d) extreme academic elitism e) venture capitalism in its worst form from an autistic homosexual German-American-New Zealander (who not coincidentally is probably extremely conflicted himself).

This guy's got so many ideas swirling around in his head and lacks the intellectual and personal strength to decide which ones are authentically those he subscribes to.

[Brisketexan 104,915]

I think he's extremely confused and conflicted.  He's been broadly exposed to a) Appalachian poverty b) enlisted military service c) a public education at a giant state school d) extreme academic elitism e) venture capitalism in its worst form from an autistic homosexual German-American-New Zealander (who not coincidentally is probably extremely conflicted himself).
This guy's got so many ideas swirling around in his head and lacks the intellectual and personal strength to decide which ones are authentically those he subscribes to.

And that happens because he is a sad, lost little man who has no guiding principles other than “will this make people love me?”

[pyrohornIII 4,814]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Can anyone tell me what the fuck he is talking about here?

 

It's almost like he's saying having to use car seats is slowing down procreation because it's either too inconvenient to strap all the babies in, or too limiting because you are constrained by the number of car seats you can fit in a car?  But then he mentions how everyone should use car seats, so who the fuck knows?  Maybe just retract the car seat laws and let people take their chances if they want?  I guess if you have 8 kids instead of 2 then losing one or two in a wreck wouldn't hurt so bad.  

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how this silly fuck made corporal in the Marine Corps.  I was in during the personnel problems after Vietnam, and I never saw a corporal as utterly incompetent as this disloyal bastard.

[hookemATL 11,668]

JD Vance got road head from a car seat in high school, and now he is very very confused. 

[TwiceHorn 31,412]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

And that happens because he is a sad, lost little man who has no guiding principles other than “will this make people love me?”

Yep, he's not deciding for himself among those ideas, he's letting others do it for him.  It's really hideous.  If he wasn't powerful and aspiring to more, it really would be sad.

[BamaATL 16,592]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think he's extremely confused and conflicted.  He's been broadly exposed to a) Appalachian poverty b) enlisted military service c) a public education at a giant state school d) extreme academic elitism e) venture capitalism in its worst form from an autistic homosexual German-American-New Zealander (who not coincidentally is probably extremely conflicted himself).

This guy's got so many ideas swirling around in his head and lacks the intellectual and personal strength to decide which ones are authentically those he subscribes to.

Stop trying to cut this guy a break, or people of his ilk.  He's so power hungry he's willing to do an say anything, morals be damned.  He's a self centered prick to the point of putting people in danger for his own personal gain and he gives less than one fuck about it.  There are plenty of people from impoverished backgrounds who go on to do well for themselves and are plenty kind and decent.  This guy ain't that, not even close.  He's an asshole, that has prostituted his intellectual ability to point of moral bankruptcy.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,460]

Weird to be so worried about population decline that you focus so hard on the birth rate, but then completely ignore, or even work to increase, the child mortality rate.   As if only the first is related to adult population. 

[TwiceHorn 31,412]

21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Stop trying to cut this guy a break, or people of his ilk.  He's so power hungry he's willing to do an say anything, morals be damned.  He's a self centered prick to the point of putting people in danger for his own personal gain and he gives less than one fuck about it.  There are plenty of people from impoverished backgrounds who go on to do well for themselves and are plenty kind and decent.  This guy ain't that, not even close.  He's an asshole, that has prostituted his intellectual ability to point of moral bankruptcy.  

Attempting to explain his behavior isn't cutting him a break.  He's a fairly unique specimen among Trumpkins.  Bottom line, he's as craven as the rest of them, but he also seems to be something of a special case.

Edited September 28 by TwiceHorn

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,857]

52 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

JD Vance got road head from a car seat in high school, and now he is very very confused. 

wat?

[hookemATL 11,668]

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wat?

Ya see he likes to have sex with furniture you see, and as a car seat is a piece of furniture INSIDE of a car, he’d then receive road head from that seat. 
 

 

 

[Thatguy 8,663]

20 hours ago, pacman said:

Hilarious that Trump actually advertised this..

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news/90bcf4fd-ed0c-4cda-b973-8af092a54ff1

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-lance-wallnau-evangelical-voters/

Coming from Christianity growing up, human demon possession is thrown around willy-nilly. In fact, they see homosexuality, alcohol abusive, drug addiction, and infidelity as one and the same. They also don't see the ridiculous amount of grifters amongst them. Everyone Christian is well-intended and everyone not is evil, no matter how you live your life. It's truly fascinating.

[Schulz2.0 28,938]

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

9 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

"Nobody likes you, Booster!"  "Yeah, nobody likes you!"

[TheStoicPaisano 9,919]

 

[tx ind 7,004]

Meanwhile Walz rolls into places and people are happy to greet him and he places his order like a human being.

[Underdog 28,539]

Primanti Bros. is a bit overrated but good on them. 

[tchookem 3,900]

Primanti Bros. is a bit overrated but good on them. 

I'm surprised more restaurants don't tell them to eat shit. It's just not worth the bullshit. Crazy they didn't give the restaurant a heads-up and make sure it was okay ahead of time.

[Shaddie 1,651]

43 minutes ago, tchookem said:

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Primanti Bros. is a bit overrated but good on them. 

I'm surprised more restaurants don't tell them to eat shit. It's just not worth the bullshit. Crazy they didn't give the restaurant a heads-up and make sure it was okay ahead of time.

The correct response would been “sorry we have too many Haitians eating lunch. Maybe next time.”

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,857]

10 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Ya see he likes to have sex with furniture you see, and as a car seat is a piece of furniture INSIDE of a car, he’d then receive road head from that seat. 
 

 

 

[4th&Five 41,499]

 

[SydneyCarton 47,993]

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Is he going to hate it? Or is he going to cry in a closet because he’s jealous that man can be himself?

[Jive Turkey 12,591]

 

[Underdog 28,539]

Damn. 

[jimmyjazz 45,826]

I would like JD to provide some evidence that children of parents in a violent, abusive relationship are happier when the parents stay together than when they divorce.

I mean, it boggles the mind that anyone could be so twisted that they would advocate that point of view.  What the ever-loving fuck?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,142]

He's a white Christian piece of shit, there's no hope for his ilk. 

[HenryJames 65,969]

On 9/28/2024 at 4:15 PM, Underdog said:

Primanti Bros. is a bit overrated but good on them. 

I assume they're already getting death threats.

[butthurt 1,522]

 

 

[Underdog 28,539]

On 9/30/2024 at 11:01 AM, HenryJames said:

I assume they're already getting death threats.

Their sandwiches aren't that bad to warrant death threats. 

[Satchel 6,912]

Anybody catch Rachael’s segment on JD Vance and this Yarvin character? What’s the deal with all these right wingers with elite educations wanting to abolish universities and install dictators?

 

[Underdog 28,539]

[Underdog 28,539]

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Edited October 2 by Underdog
Dp and not the good kind.

[butthurt 1,522]

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,857]

is that Haley Joel Osment?