JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly

[Dnaguy 11872]

On 9/17/2024 at 3:10 PM, Brisketexan said:

Headline:

"Fuckstick who built his entire identity on the plight of poor white people in Ohio wants to end significant source of housing for poor white people in Ohio."

What a slimy, malevolent, unprincipled sack of shit.

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

[Dnaguy 11872]

13 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

[Underdog 28539]

56 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

Uncle Cracker. 

[GopherRock 1765]

3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

What’s equivalent to Uncle Tom for the white working class?

Uncle Rob?

He’s an Uncle Rob.

Don't slur Uncle Rob's name by comparing the real manliness of Uncle Rob to the spineless sack of shit that is JD Vance.

 

[Willfully Horn 7984]

13 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

WTF with the eyeliner?  (I'll be honest - I assumed he used eyeliner but also thought maybe his eyes are just fucked up.  But if he's using eyeliner, why would he continue to do so?

Someone explain that shit to me.

 

Surly don’t kink shame.

[TexasHooch 5121]

16 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Cool.  I'm currently typing on a keyboard, also known as, the closest JD has gotten to real combat.

[Foosters 17799]

4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I think I recruited this guy in CFB25

[DigglerontheHoof 21142]

Dude straight up looks like a pedo. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9919]

 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dude straight up looks like a pedo. 

He's got school shooter eyes.

[Born to Run 6569]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dude straight up looks like a pedo. 

I dunno; he doesn't appear to put much effort into grooming.

Edited September 19 by Born to Run

[Francisco 2.0 32379]

 

 

 

[royiv 9193]

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During an interview with Breitbart news in June 2021, Vance said he wanted to "destroy the universities," claiming 4 year college degrees make people "deranged" and "worse people." 

I don’t know if he was deranged prior to matriculating at Ohio State, but he certainly is now in addition to being an overall terrible person. Given that limited dataset, I might be inclined to agree with him.

[Hank Kingsley 20900]

I had to look up the full clip, and he's "joking"  about renting the dog, but goddamn he is such a freak. 

 

[Bullneck 19070]

Commander and Major think that dog is a wimp

[Horn Dog 9788]

On 9/18/2024 at 7:47 PM, chainsaw said:

Wait a second. Didn't he have a desk job as a "correspondent"?

[Schulz2.0 28938]

"JD Vance goes to the arcade"

https://www.threads.net/@danwilburcomedy/post/DALnCqgRLeH/?xmt=AQGz2T1CNm6ayEFfQLyUsGhkT-uQVmHwEUoWGC5t7wzJKg

 

[tx ind 7004]

^^the eyeliner cracked me up

[SydneyCarton 47993]

26 minutes ago, tx ind said:

^^the eyeliner cracked me up

I mean it cracks me up every day on Vance too. 

[NAVY 6739]

On 9/19/2024 at 11:58 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dude straight up looks like a pedo. 

He really does 

[Gatorubet 30175]

On 9/20/2024 at 6:22 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

all those kids going to college and coming back and telling their parents they’re a bunch of dumb rube racist maggots is not going well

[tx 3 putt 76762]

 

[HenryJames 65969]

[Gatorubet 30175]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Dammit ! JD is locking down the double negative vote.

” ….he doesn’t not use the same sentence structure as us!!!”

[Biff Tannen 45646]

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[Gatorubet 30175]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I am definitely a simpleton, because no matter how many times somebody uses that GIF, I laugh. 

[F250 28756]

On 9/18/2024 at 5:46 PM, 4th&Five said:

He might be an actual sociopath. 

Nah, he is just a major fucking dork who severely lacks social skills.

[Hank Kingsley 20900]

21 minutes ago, F250 said:

Nah, he is just a major fucking dork who severely lacks social skills.

Feels like this is way too forgiving and dismissive. JD Vance is a piece of shit that wants to hurt people. 

[Js1 85222]

Yeah he’s a fucking sociopath 

[C-Man 27172]

[TexasHooch 5121]

 

 

 

 

Oh, and not for nothing but...

Edited September 24 by TexasHooch

[C-Man 27172]

Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

[Foosters 17799]

Just now, C-Man said:

Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

Then he's in heaven. From my instagram feed, it seems that all women in the HP area dress like couches now

[The Original Greaser Bob 2819]

Did JD check on the price of crudites?

[royiv 9193]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hide yo couches! JD Vance is in Highland Park at a fundraiser this evening.

How many members of the Jones family are in attendance?

[Slacks 6818]

On 8/17/2024 at 4:54 PM, Hmbre97 said:

 

I didn't even need the sound.

I can hear Wanda Sykes.... "You, Muthafucka!"

Sorry I'm late.

I need a gif of that.

[Slacks 6818]

On 8/18/2024 at 10:06 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

Zero juice. Zero skills. Pathetic little bitch boy. 

 

 

 

Isn't the appropriate answer a picture of Epstein.... With Trump?

[Slacks 6818]

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

 

 

 

 

Oh, and not for nothing but...

4.99 / 2.99 whatever it takes.

[C-Man 27172]

How many members of the Jones family are in attendance?

Who knows. My wife and I were wondering tonight how dumb do you have to be to spend the money it probably took to go a function with that moron.

[tx ind 7004]

JD Vance dossier, guy got kicked off of twitter for this

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-the-jd-vance-dossier

 

[Dnaguy 11872]

On 9/24/2024 at 6:07 PM, Foosters said:

Then he's in heaven. From my instagram feed, it seems that all women in the HP area dress like couches now

 

 

[Radical Larry 28539]

Musk: Free speech!

Klippenstein: Ok, here’s some info from the Vance dossier 

Musk: Not like that!

[Underdog 28539]

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

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[Ted Lange 16078]

 

[aggie08 21480]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Is it not too late to run him as President?

[Sawbonz 27514]

Can we dim the lights?

 

No

[aggie08 21480]

This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.

[jimmyjazz 45826]

20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.

Sadly, he WAS pretty much speaking for Vance.

[tchookem 3900]

This is one of those times when the general public being so incredibly dumb is a good thing. 50% of those people walked out of that room thinking he actually speaks for JD Vance.

Watching the MAGAs get mad was better than expected.

This is what that dipshit up in Dallas wants to be.

[F250 28756]

48 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Can we dim the lights?

 

No

Then he later asks for the lights to be turned back up. lulz