USWNT Olympic Soccer 2024

[alincoln 2381]

27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Need to find our female Weston McKennie.

No fat chicks 

[Ted Lange 16110]

 

 

[ztejas 43475]

LOL Horan already fucking shit up.

Great run by Rodman - probably should have been in the back from Lavelle.

[randomhorn 1755]

[ztejas 43475]

This uniform combination is fucking AIDS. It's like two USL teams are playing.

[Felix 607]

Got her for the titty grab.  Definitely a foul.

[tokamak 6431]

Red shorts? The fuck is this? We look like Poland out there. 

[ztejas 43475]

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Red shorts? The fuck is this? We look like Poland out there. 

At least Germany is in their traditional pink.

[ztejas 43475]

Why did we flip Rodman? She was killing them down the right. 

[ztejas 43475]

Needs to be a yellow at some point. That was completely unnecessary on Fox.

[randomhorn 1755]

30 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Red shorts? The fuck is this? We look like Poland out there. 

probably not a good look vs Germany

 

[Chips O'Toole 1325]

If our set pieces and crosses presented any danger whatsoever, I'd feel pretty good about winning this game. 

[Captain Ron 12883]

3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

If our set pieces and crosses presented any danger whatsoever, I'd feel pretty good about winning this game. 

Given that Germany hasn’t even got off a shot, I’m feeling good. 

[ztejas 43475]

2nd bullshit foul called on Girma

[HenryJames 66121]

Ref sucks.

[Chips O'Toole 1325]

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Given that Germany hasn’t even got off a shot, I’m feeling good. 

They had the most dangerous shot of the game, great save by Naher to push it clear of the far post. 

[ztejas 43475]

What the fuck is Foudy talking about? The expectation is that we medal - at least. We have the most talent and arguably the best manager in the women's game. 

[ztejas 43475]

Fuck this cunt ass ref. That's a clear foul on Rodman.

[HenryJames 66121]

Germans have been doing that the whole game.

[Captain Ron 12883]

COME ON!!! THAT'S GOTTA BE IN THE NET!!!

[HenryJames 66121]

Pass it, imo.

[Firemans4Horn 18106]

Cool finish

[ztejas 43475]

What the fuck Mallory.

[randomhorn 1755]

Horan is a turnover machine

Also AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH on the shot by Swanson

[HenryJames 66121]

Girma is good.

[tokamak 6431]

We just have zero ability to progress the ball through the midfield and connect with our strikers. Horan has had an awful tournament and I haven’t been impressed by Lavelle either. In a couple games Rodman was coming back to carry it forward herself but we’re not even doing that today. 

[ztejas 43475]

3 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

Horan is a turnover machine

She has awful presence on the ball and doesn't process quickly either. 

[ztejas 43475]

2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

We just have zero ability to progress the ball through the midfield and connect with our strikers. Horan has had an awful tournament and I haven’t been impressed by Lavelle either. In a couple games Rodman was coming back to carry it forward herself but we’re not even doing that today. 

We don't have any killers up front, either. 

The ladies are basically the opposite of the men's team. Great back 4 with a bunch of middling quality in front of it.

[WBT 20615]

25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What the fuck is Foudy talking about? The expectation is that we medal - at least. We have the most talent and arguably the best manager in the women's game. 

The WC a year ago?

[SquishMitten 10415]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

This uniform combination is fucking AIDS. It's like two USL teams are playing.

 

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

Red shorts? The fuck is this? We look like Poland out there. 

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

At least Germany is in their traditional pink.

It really is awful. This far into the match, I still keep catching myself almost root for Germany. Neither uniforms make sense unless the camera is zoomed in on our ladies, but from a distance (as the majority of the match is viewed) it'd be better if they just switched uniforms entirely. 

[Captain Ron 12883]

That should have been a foul on the edge of the box. WTF ref?!?!?

[ztejas 43475]

Rodman WOTM so far imo.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

That should have been a foul on the edge of the box. WTF ref?!?!?

She let us play advantage. Which is a ridiculous fucking decision to make. 

Very poorly officiated match.

[tokamak 6431]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We don't have any killers up front, either. 

The ladies are basically the opposite of the men's team. Great back 4 with a bunch of middling quality in front of it.

Rodman works hard and is our most athletic player but at this point the bad decisions just seem like part of the package rather than a few one offs. 

I personally think Swanson has some quality but she needs to do more to get involved in the run of play. Maybe a lack of confidence or something?

I honestly forget that Smith is out there a lot. Useless. 

[Woodrow Call 494]

I wouldn't have taken Davidson out. I would have pushed her up in attack. She's played like a sweeper in the past.

[Firemans4Horn 18106]

Held the triangle button down way too long. 

[kingkoopa6 8369]

Lol

[Captain Ron 12883]

Smith has to do better there - not even close to onside.

[tokamak 6431]

Holy shit Swanson went back for the ball and brought it forward?!?!? Are strikers even allowed to do that??

[randomhorn 1755]

damn

[Pam Cummings 9645]

Fawk that woulda been a sick goal

[ztejas 43475]

We have the attacking IQ of a sack full of rocks.

[tokamak 6431]

Has Lynn Williams contributed anything at all since coming on?

[Firemans4Horn 18106]

Don’t call the obvious first foul and then call a little touch foul right after. Happened about 4 times this half. 

[tokamak 6431]

Christ Naeher 

[BurntEyes 6002]

I struggle with not very good football. Am I spoiled by Premier and Serie A... yes. 

Do I get frustrated with poor offense.. 

Yes

Someone please act like you have an attack plan. Fake it until you make it or something.

[ztejas 43475]

Swanson is playing like hammered dogshit. 

[HenryJames 66121]

Can Girma play midfield?

[tokamak 6431]

Girma is so fucking calm and disciplined 

[kingkoopa6 8369]

Finally

[HenryJames 66121]

Allsome.