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i let go of a massive fart around 25 mins ago... kinda felt myself levitate in my chair....  

maybe it was the earthquake and not my release of 500psi of methane outta my ass?

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25 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i let go of a massive fart around 25 mins ago... kinda felt myself levitate in my chair....  

maybe it was the earthquake and not my release of 500psi of methane outta my ass?

500psi?

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

People in West Texas who are inexplicably in the UTC time zone may have felt it, but I live in God’s True Timezone, CST.

Tell me you don't know anything about time zones without telling me you don't know anything about time zones.

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

People in West Texas who are inexplicably in the UTC time zone may have felt it, but I live in God’s True Timezone, CST.

what do you do in the summer when most of the state is in eastern but pretends to still be in central?

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