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Who knew Trump would end up helping us identify and jail, not often enough, the absolute worst of our citizenry? Best of all, Trump couldn't give two shits about them and they have to sit and wallow in that fact behind bars.

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My God. This is maybe the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.  We are voting against a man who TRIED to ACTIVELY OVERTHROW OUR GOVERNMENT.  This is the United States. This is not Russia or Venezuela or

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To be clear, I hate Trump BECAUSE I love this country.

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You're a fucking idiot. 

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55 minutes ago, locodos said:

enjoy...  also stop resisting?!

 

from social media videos that I've seen, there are too many white women, especially older, who seem to believe that it's acceptable to struggle against being arrested. When a cop starts to put on the handcuffs, the handcuffs are going on with or without a struggle. There are plenty of other arrestees who would have accidentally fallen down a stairway in the aftermath of this arrest.

 

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34 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

from social media videos that I've seen, there are too many white women, especially older, who seem to believe that it's acceptable to struggle against being arrested. When a cop starts to put on the handcuffs, the handcuffs are going on with or without a struggle. There are plenty of other arrestees who would have accidentally fallen down a stairway in the aftermath of this arrest.

 

the more you struggle the tighter the cuffs get.

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14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the more you struggle the tighter the cuffs get.

Right. my favorite is when the woman is yelling that they're hurting her as she violently twists her body back and forth. I doubt the cops go out of their way to hurt an older woman and the cuffs may be relatively loose if you let them do their job.

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In my experience there is no more entitled group than old white women.  They seem to genuinely believe that they can say and do whatever they want without consequence.  My own dear mother is a fine example.

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The thing I like about the Tina Peters story is that she's given us a nice shorthand for the DOJ and/or any other law enforcement authority worth a shit to use as shorthand if any assholes try fuckery this time around.

Day after the polls close, some asshole clerk in Georgia starts making noise about not certifying their local county votes - DOJ shows up and says "you have one chance to get this right.  Get this wrong, and I will Tina Peters your ass, and you'll be getting ass-fucked in prison this time next year and for 9 years after.  We did it to her, we'll do it to you.  Choose wisely."

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3 hours ago, Felix said:

In my experience there is no more entitled group than old white women.  They seem to genuinely believe that they can say and do whatever they want without consequence.  My own dear mother is a fine example.

well, yeah, they used to murder little black boys just for the mere suggestion that he looked at one. they've been on a pedestal for a while

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On 10/4/2024 at 12:43 PM, Felix said:

In my experience there is no more entitled group than old white women.  They seem to genuinely believe that they can say and do whatever they want without consequence.  My own dear mother is a fine example.

Yep.  I love this video for that reason.

 

 

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24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Does it reflect poorly on me that I laughed at that old bitty getting tased?

It's one of the most delightful things on the internet.  Seeing the entitled "laws don't apply to ME!  Just to, you know.....those 'other' people" crowd get the law applied to them is fucking glorious.  The living embodiment of the "I'm someone who the law protects, but does not bind" ethos, and then she gets it shoved up her ass.  It's awesome.

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13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It's one of the most delightful things on the internet.  Seeing the entitled "laws don't apply to ME!  Just to, you know.....those 'other' people" crowd get the law applied to them is fucking glorious.  The living embodiment of the "I'm someone who the law protects, but does not bind" ethos, and then she gets it shoved up her ass.  It's awesome.

When you have me taking the cop's side, you know you're being a total cunt. 

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On 10/4/2024 at 10:03 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

from social media videos that I've seen, there are too many white women, especially older, who seem to believe that it's acceptable to struggle against being arrested. 

When the cuffs go on, they think they are back in their bedroom and so of course they are going to "resist arrest". What's hilarious is when they blank out and start uttering their safe phrase, meanwhile the cop is like "why they fuck do you keep screaming about how you're not stuck in the dryer anymore, there's no fucking dryer out here, it's the shoulder of a highway!"

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

georgia election board showing their cards ….

maybe they have maga lawyers laying out game plans for them ?

I'd love to do my duty and try to understand this person but I can't handle 11 minutes of an unqualified idiot.

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31 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I posted in the other thread, but just the fact that Ken made the move could be enough to scare some people into not voting. 

 

this about denying dems the opportunity to vote 

they can see which primary you voted in. paxton isn’t submitting anglo names that voted in the R primary 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

seems a little late for this

What does it even mean?  The federal government doesn't register voters.  It doesn't have the data to evaluate voter registrations, certainly not any more than the states where they're registered.

What the fuck?

Ah, I see it's to CIS to verify citizenship.

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On 10/4/2024 at 9:03 AM, locodos said:

enjoy...  also stop resisting?!

 

The best part is that her friends/companions act oblivious or unconcerned with her arrest as she makes a scene they keep drinking their coffee and talking about the weather.

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54 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Y'all have to stop wetting yourselves over betting markets. Good god, we have such degenerate gamblers here. 

That was hardly bed wetting. Just pointing it out, if anyone wants free money.

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Even as fat, lazy and stupid as America is; if an election swings because a million registered voters were purged at the last moment... GQP gonna wish they had enacted some gun control when they had the chance.  Next President will probably get to appoint 6 Supreme Court justices on day 1.

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6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Even as fat, lazy and stupid as America is; if an election swings because a million registered voters were purged at the last moment... GQP gonna wish they had enacted some gun control when they had the chance.  Next President will probably get to appoint 6 Supreme Court justices on day 1.

I think you're under-estimating how fat, lazy and stupid Americans are.  Not a goddamned thing would happen, except Republican totalitarianism. 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I think you're under-estimating how fat, lazy and stupid Americans are.  Not a goddamned thing would happen, except Republican totalitarianism. 

Brisket has said many times he's going to go all pew pew pew on them. 

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

They are scared shitless.  Would love to know the internal polling they are seeing.

 

hmm, there’s serial killer with the same name as me. hope i don’t get confused with him. same with the porn actor, same name 

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