Jump to content

Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee

Biff Tannen

By Biff Tannen
in Cloak Room

 Share

Recommended Posts

Fastbreak

Fastbreak 3932

Posted
Posted
On 8/4/2024 at 2:22 AM, Biff Tannen said:

It’s a great city man. As you know. So ridiculous it has been made up to be this horror show. 

I lived in SF for 2 years and go back almost every time I return to the US.  It is a great place for walking, eating, drinking and exploring.  Sure, you can get in trouble in bad areas (same as every other city in the world).

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 454
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Hank Kingsley
Hank Kingsley
wildcat09
wildcat09
mdmost
mdmost

Posted Images

immamac

immamac 42352

Posted
Posted

I need a first party source before I'm changing thread titles. From the Harris campaign. 

We can start the thread name game though. I did like the really long one up thread it had me laughing pretty hard. 

18 hours ago, MrBig said:

My dream over explanatory thread title for Walz:

To the Window, To the Walz - Til the Potential VP Pick Can Change My Air Filter With an Inexpensive Piece of Non-OEM Equipment Just as Good as the Real Thing to Stop the Sweat From Dripping Off My Balls

 

This one 

  • Hook 'Em 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Js1

Js1 84939

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I need a first party source before I'm changing thread titles. From the Harris campaign. 

They still gotta do the staged “official” phone call lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley

Hank Kingsley 20560

Posted
Posted

So I've been thinking about this for a week...

Sept. 16th, Monday Night Football Week 2 - Falcons at Eagles. Get Walz on the Manning Cast. Talking football and a little politics. Great way to introduce this side of him to Georgia/Pennsylvania voters and to all Americans. 

 

 

  • Hook 'Em 6
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Js1

Js1 84939

Posted
Posted
Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

So I've been thinking about this for a week...

Sept. 16th, Monday Night Football Week 2 - Falcons at Eagles. Get Walz on the Manning Cast. Talking football and a little politics. Great way to introduce this side of him to Georgia/Pennsylvania voters and to all Americans. 

 

 

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Js1

Js1 84939

Posted
Posted
Just now, South Austin said:

It would be worth it to see Peyton and Eli work in subtle couch references.  

You sure? Peyton is a Republican and Eli stays quiet about it. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton 47808

Posted
Posted
19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

Lets hope. Walz goes on for 20 minutes talking about specifics about the Eagles and the Falcons, two teams in two up for grabs states, and football in general. Vance spends a couple minutes talking about how football is like yachting, probably drops a subtle racial dig at the players, maybe pointing out how many professional athletes are having too many of the wrong kind of kids, and then he just starts rambling about women. Sounds great. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • immamac changed the title to [Reported by many outlets] Tim Walz is the Democratic VP Nominee
Js1

Js1 84939

Posted
Posted
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

It’s all toxic bro culture, JESUS and getting hit in the head a lot 

  • Hook 'Em 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Blotto

Blotto 23352

Posted
Posted
34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

Whats so gross about Vance in the background of Eli's man cave, eyeliner running down his cheeks as he sobs and vigorously rapes a couch. Well....now that I typed that out, I admit it does sound sorta gross. 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
BrickHorn

BrickHorn 18132

Posted
Posted
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

Liberalism reflects nuance, but sports tend to reinforce a brute force, might-makes-right, binary win-lose understanding of the world.* Which is the kernel of authoritarian thinking. 

* Unless you’re an Eric Cantona type, but those are by far the exception. 

  • Hook 'Em 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
royiv

royiv 9123

Posted
Posted
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

Yep, that’s why it was so funny to me that @South Austin seemed genuinely surprised that Peyton Manning would be MAGA. The guy has the IQ of a worn out shoe.

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
jimmyjazz

jimmyjazz 45370

Posted
Posted
5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Eh, sports team loyalty aside I'd rather avoid juju from a gif where a huge home run was hit to win the moment then that team lost in the end. 

There is no juju.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...