Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee

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On 8/4/2024 at 2:22 AM, Biff Tannen said:

It’s a great city man. As you know. So ridiculous it has been made up to be this horror show. 

I lived in SF for 2 years and go back almost every time I return to the US.  It is a great place for walking, eating, drinking and exploring.  Sure, you can get in trouble in bad areas (same as every other city in the world).

[Frank The Tank 1,497]

Is this the general VP discussion thread we’ve been directed to or is this restricted to just Walz talk? Just how tight of a ship is being run over here?

[Hank Kingsley 20,939]

FUCK YES. Can we re-title and make this the official VP thread?  @Biff Tannen @immamac

 

[South Austin 52,504]

On 7/30/2024 at 8:54 AM, South Austin said:

Walz should starts.

It's about time someone in the Harris campaign listened to me.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

Reuters just sent a "news break" to my mobile that it's Walz. 

[immamac 42,850]

I need a first party source before I'm changing thread titles. From the Harris campaign. 

We can start the thread name game though. I did like the really long one up thread it had me laughing pretty hard. 

18 hours ago, MrBig said:

My dream over explanatory thread title for Walz:

To the Window, To the Walz - Til the Potential VP Pick Can Change My Air Filter With an Inexpensive Piece of Non-OEM Equipment Just as Good as the Real Thing to Stop the Sweat From Dripping Off My Balls

 

This one 

[Ted Lange 16,085]

 

 

[Js1 85,337]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I need a first party source before I'm changing thread titles. From the Harris campaign. 

They still gotta do the staged “official” phone call lol

[G650 14,256]

[Hank Kingsley 20,939]

So I've been thinking about this for a week...

Sept. 16th, Monday Night Football Week 2 - Falcons at Eagles. Get Walz on the Manning Cast. Talking football and a little politics. Great way to introduce this side of him to Georgia/Pennsylvania voters and to all Americans. 

 

 

[Js1 85,337]

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

So I've been thinking about this for a week...

Sept. 16th, Monday Night Football Week 2 - Falcons at Eagles. Get Walz on the Manning Cast. Talking football and a little politics. Great way to introduce this side of him to Georgia/Pennsylvania voters and to all Americans. 

 

 

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

[South Austin 52,504]

Just now, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

It would be worth it to see Peyton and Eli work in subtle couch references.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

BBC reporting Walz.

 

From the window to the Walz.

[Js1 85,337]

Just now, South Austin said:

It would be worth it to see Peyton and Eli work in subtle couch references.  

You sure? Peyton is a Republican and Eli stays quiet about it. 

[South Austin 52,504]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Peyton is a Republican 

Well fuck me, I didn't know that.  Is he MAGA?

[mdmost 43,001]

Man, this makes my heart so happy. We're taking our country back from the pieces of shit with people who aren't pieces of shit.

 

[Macanudo 12,978]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

Have them both on.  Let them debate there.

[royiv 9,317]

Just now, South Austin said:

Well fuck me, I didn't know that.  Is he MAGA?

You find this surprising? Arch is full on MAGA. It runs in the family.

[Texas Flood 1,356]

LFG!

[bolverk 29,672]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Well fuck me, I didn't know that.  Is he MAGA?

You could see him grinding his teeth in reaction to the Olympics opening ceremony. 

[Bateshorn 9,927]

[Aqua Buddha 14,596]

Who wants to star the Fire Tim Walz thread?

[Macanudo 12,978]

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Damn double post

Edited August 6 by Macanudo

[jimmyjazz 45,952]

[G650 14,256]

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

From the window to the Walz.

\(o_o)\  ......   /(o_o)/

[Pam Cummings 9,641]

Walz to the white house baby let's go

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

I’d just like to take a moment to thank everyone in this thread. You did it. Power of Surly or something

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

[Hank Kingsley 20,939]

My god, the Walz/Vance debate is gonna be epic. And cathartic. 

[SydneyCarton 48,106]

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

Lets hope. Walz goes on for 20 minutes talking about specifics about the Eagles and the Falcons, two teams in two up for grabs states, and football in general. Vance spends a couple minutes talking about how football is like yachting, probably drops a subtle racial dig at the players, maybe pointing out how many professional athletes are having too many of the wrong kind of kids, and then he just starts rambling about women. Sounds great. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

 

[South Austin 52,504]

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god, the Walz/Vance debate is gonna be epic. And cathartic. 

Vance is going to follow Trump's lead and decline any opportunity to debate Walz.  

[Js1 85,337]

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

 

I’m so fired up, I’m switching between LETS GO and a Howard Dean scream this morning 

[Willfully Horn 8,017]

Well, alright!

LFG!

[hookemATL 11,734]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Howard Dean scream

Is it sexy or weird that this is my orgasm noise?  Wife is not a political junkie so she never gets the reference…

[Hank Kingsley 20,939]

All the pundits on TV are saying this is a "do no harm" pick, a "cuddly choice", etc. 

Walz is a GET THEIR ASS pick. We are going on offense, motherfuckers. 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,685]

27 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Well fuck me, I didn't know that.  Is he MAGA?

Is there any other kind?.gif

[mdmost 43,001]

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

All the pundits on TV are saying this is a "do no harm" pick, a "cuddly choice", etc. 

 

 

So he's the anti-Vance pick?

[Macanudo 12,978]

The next zoom call needs to be former GOP truck nuts guys... "Balls for Harris/Walz."

Edited August 6 by Macanudo

[Biff Tannen 45,685]

18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’d just like to take a moment to thank everyone in this thread. You did it. Power of Surly or something

You’re welcome

[Biff Tannen 45,685]

28 minutes ago, royiv said:

You find this surprising? Arch is full on MAGA. It runs in the family.

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

[Huckleberry 32,861]

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Eh, sports team loyalty aside I'd rather avoid juju from a gif where a huge home run was hit to win the moment then that team lost in the end. 

[Js1 85,337]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

It’s all toxic bro culture, JESUS and getting hit in the head a lot 

[Blotto 23,509]

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

Whats so gross about Vance in the background of Eli's man cave, eyeliner running down his cheeks as he sobs and vigorously rapes a couch. Well....now that I typed that out, I admit it does sound sorta gross. 

[BrickHorn 18,234]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

Liberalism reflects nuance, but sports tend to reinforce a brute force, might-makes-right, binary win-lose understanding of the world.* Which is the kernel of authoritarian thinking. 

* Unless you’re an Eric Cantona type, but those are by far the exception. 

[royiv 9,317]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

Yep, that’s why it was so funny to me that @South Austin seemed genuinely surprised that Peyton Manning would be MAGA. The guy has the IQ of a worn out shoe.

[jimmyjazz 45,952]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Eh, sports team loyalty aside I'd rather avoid juju from a gif where a huge home run was hit to win the moment then that team lost in the end. 

There is no juju.

[Ted Lange 16,085]

Look at the date

 

 

[Brisketexan 105,139]

I am ready to run through Walz for this guy.

From now through November 5th, it's Ballz to the Walz!

 

Yeah, they're dad jokes.  We have a dad joke VP nominee, and I'm here for it.

[wildcat09 29,354]

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Look at the date

 

 

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