2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB

[conVINCEd 21,468]

5 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

I could've sworn I watched Burton himself, just yesterday, relay that Sark said they were not currently planning on moving anyone to RB.

Whatever gets clicks/views I guess.

Sark said they’re not doing anything until after the first scrimmage.

[Park Gothic 4,921]

Is there anyone who isn't a potential running back?

Or is this one of those "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" situations?

[Tex Long 4,308]

16 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

My apologies for the long-winded answer. 

Unnecessary. Appreciate thoroughness and plainspeak.

[BornAndRaised 12,215]

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

Edited August 9 by BornAndRaised

[msucolt45 3,978]

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

Cool man. Thanks for participating.

Hook’em!!!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12,970]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

How do midgets like Bolden or Niblett help there? Niblett solves nothing at TB. Good lord. 

This level of hatred could only have originated from having challenged them to a foot-race and losing, miserably. 

[Mother mopar 3,283]

Strickly short yardage i wonder if malik agbo gets involved. Hasnt his name come up several times during camp?

Got a 4 yard pass during the UW game.

[msucolt45 3,978]

Juan for the Horns, at H-Back, will be like the 9’ers Samuel. Just saying (secretly.)

Young Man hasn’t seen the stage yet, but it’s coming.

Hook’em!!!

[cmontexas 3,234]

Chances of that are nearly a million to Juan

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,730]

Juan Davis, it's your time to shine, baby! 

[runthebone 7,902]

Pretty clear that the solution is to put Ewers and Arch in the backfield at the same time.  Does Chiles still have eligibility?

[Dbeasy 14,923]

6 hours ago, Fud said:

Niblett is small for a RB, but he's probably the most skilled of the bunch 

 

6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, that's a name that keeps coming up

His name IS his nickname. Niblett the Niblet. 
 

[Slacks 6,779]

18 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

Lack of mewbs is concerning

This man needs more Cocoa Pebbles or preferably, because it's kinda burnt orangish, some Peanut Butter Crunch cereal.

Bro divorced the fat suit quickly.

[Red Five 40,573]

44 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and figured you meant as an extra lineman. Did you mean move Agbo to RB? I would love to hear more about this, personally. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,730]

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and figured you meant as an extra lineman. Did you mean move Agbo to RB? I would love to hear more about this, personally. 

Henry Melton starter kid, dude. 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[msucolt45 3,978]

That’s actually funny right there, but I’m a couple of cold ones into the weekend, so I digress.

Hook’em!!!

[texifornia 56,212]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Sounds like Bond needs to learn the playbook first

[msucolt45 3,978]

Meant to quote BornandRaised.

Hook’em!!!

[closetojumping 62,030]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I’m buying Ewers and Banks stock, as well as Cam Williams, and I am selling all of my Bond stock. 

[Red Five 40,573]

*stocks and Bonds.

Dude has been here like six months now and has played a lot of college football already. Weird that this is an issue. 

[msucolt45 3,978]

Can we mentally fast forward into the 2024 Season, as I can’t help myself?

Hook’em!!!

[FreeHorn 1,307]

Cam getting mentioned by CTJ? Mommy we made it!

In all seriousness we are pulling for Williams and Campbell so hard this year. Cam has came a long way since 12u and middle school basketball. 

[Bevo 13,468]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

 

You are a smart young man. You're gonna grow 5 inches this year.

Edited August 9 by Bevo

[DixonHur 10,958]

34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m buying Ewers and Banks stock, as well as Cam Williams, and I am selling all of my Bond stock. 

I'll buy your Bond stock at a discount in the hopes he's an Allen Iverson type...

[Bevo 13,468]

28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

*stocks and Bonds.

Dude has been here like six months now and has played a lot of college football already. Weird that this is an issue. 

 

How many years was Peter Gibbons at Initech?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,730]

I hope Bond succeeds, but he's gotta stop dropping easy passes. Apparently he can haul in the long ball, but the easy passes make him have butter fingers. That's concerning. Makes me happy we have Bolden, who is a Swiss army knife. 

[HenryJames 65,811]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Makes me happy we have Bolden, who is a Swiss army knife. 

[TrashMaster G 17,324]

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

Is there anyone who isn't a potential running back?

Or is this one of those "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" situations?

I'm not a potential running back.

I'm also not a dildo. Some may disagree.

[hornian 5,183]

22 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not a potential running back.

I'm also not a dildo. Some may disagree.

Something something South Austin’s mom. 

[closetojumping 62,030]

23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not a potential running back.

I'm also not a dildo. Some may disagree.

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

[Dilligas 659]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

 

[TrashMaster G 17,324]

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

You were a boy scout, weren't you?

[HellesBier 184]

7 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I should be nominated for the rimming trophy preseason watch list, fall and winter are upon us

[Biff Tannen 45,418]

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

You are a smart young man. You're gonna grow 5 inches this year.

If this is a Real Genius nod, then I appreciate it, but if you’re going to quote something, do it accurately. I’m happy and sad for you. 

[futureman 22,366]

5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Strickly short yardage i wonder if malik agbo gets involved. Hasnt his name come up several times during camp?

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

didn’t byron murphy get some short yardage carries last year?  I’m setting the over/under on agbo rushing touchdowns this season at 3. 

[Bevo 13,468]

54 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If this is a Real Genius nod, then I appreciate it, but if you’re going to quote something, do it accurately. I’m happy and sad for you. 

 

I had to change it from he to you so it was necessary to paraphrase.

[Bevo 13,468]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

If this is a Real Genius nod, then I appreciate it, but if you’re going to quote something, do it accurately. I’m happy and sad for you. 

So, you are saying that I passed but I failed. Yeah. Well, then I’m happy and sad for you, too.

[markstanco 12,461]

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

It’s like an eleven person team that may need another player. I heart you.

[Vertigo 20,221]

Anything’s a running back if you’re brave enough.

[Bevo 13,468]

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

It’s like an eleven person team that may need another player. I heart you.

So he would be like the twelfth man. Got it.

[runthebone 7,902]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not a potential running back.

I'm also not a dildo. Some may disagree.

Don't sell yourself short.  You're a tremendous dildo.

[Hagbard Celine 10,614]

23 hours ago, Fud said:

We were hoping for From Russia With Love, and ended up with fucking Moonraker?

joe bob briggs went so far as to create a category called "moonraker fu"

[Longhornlove 4,766]

5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

All good brother, I wear being blocked by him as a badge of honor.

[Hagbard Celine 10,614]

5 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

How many years was Peter Gibbons at Initech?

goddamn you

what have i got in my pocket?

[Hagbard Celine 10,614]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

so you're saying you have the loyalty and willingness to serve the longhorns when called to do so?

[Tex Long 4,308]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

You were a boy scout, weren't you?

Totin' Chip says Yes.

Edited August 10 by Tex Long

[msucolt45 3,978]

Chiles should start. Since we’re talking Swiss Army knives and all. Use the whole tool chest while we’re at it.

Hook’em!!!

[LTtxfan 48,775]

Scrimmage this morning around 9:45 or 10am

 

[Newy25 7,620]

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m buying Ewers and Banks stock, as well as Cam Williams, and I am selling all of my Bond stock. 

After what I heard about Bond and what I heard about Bolden, Cook and Wingo I wouldn’t be surprised if Bond runs second team if he cannot get it together. That won’t exactly help his draft stock.