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His profile is missing a few things.

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I'm new-ish to Austin. I moved here from Alabama 6 months ago just after I graduated from Auburn. I just want to find a sweet girl who laughs at my jokes, and will show me around town. Then if she spurns my sexual advances, she's probably a fattie who I will want to strangle while I look into her eyes and then gouge those eyes out, cum on her dead face, and then put my dick in her dead mouth after I murder her. I have a pistol. 

 

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I had to say I chucked when he threatened to find her, and then immediately asked for her address.  Even though it's Auburn, I'd be shocked if he actually graduated.

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Not a dating app just a thirsty dude that can't handle rejection and seems like a pussy . That is why you copy and paste the first message and send it to 15 chicks. 13 will turn you down but 2 will bite.

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He's a fucking asshole that deserves jail time.  But she's kind of a peach to some degree.  

Suddenly my 24 1/2 year old marriage seems thrilling and exciting by comparison.

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14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yeah, but those 2 will be the ones that bite everything in sight

True statement but if you are just sending random messages to people on social media for a hookup do you care about that?

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The guy is a POS and a psycho who should serve jail time for terroristic threats. I don't get why she would continue to engage him as long as she did, though. Just doesn't seem very smart or safe. Once he started with the vile threats, better to ignore/block him and go straight to the cops (which I guess she eventually did -- sucks they didn't respond).

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That guy needs some sit alone in a cold cement room time then some psych help but her engagement with him is like sticking around the pit bull that just barked at you and slapping it on the head a few times. Not smart.

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16 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

That guy needs some sit alone in a cold cement room time then some psych help but her engagement with him is like sticking around the pit bull that just barked at you and slapping it on the head a few times. Not smart.

Yeah, any replies after "I should rape you" were, ummm, ill-advised.

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2 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

What a douchebag. I’m glad I never have and never will use an online dating app. Too many psychos.

All the women are 100% relieved, I can be sure of that.

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2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Not a dating app just a thirsty dude that can't handle rejection and seems like a pussy . That is why you copy and paste the first message and send it to 15 chicks. 13 will turn you down but 2 will bite.

This is most likely the case. 

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Dude messages chick re:cunnilingus and how he would be good at it for her. She dismissed him, he dismisses her, insults back and forth, you’re fat/you’re dumb/you should kill yourself/I’m going to kill you/watch your back/I’ll find you/describing horrible things he’s going to do to her body. Started out with jabroni being kinda gross but her being kinda bitchy but then went to eleven real quick.

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56 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Didn't see any part where he actually got fired. What if someone was catfishing her using this guy's profile? 

 

Oh man I just got an idea. 

Your avatar with the last line of your post is just perfect.

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On 7/31/2018 at 1:57 PM, phdhorn said:

He's a fucking asshole that deserves jail time.  But she's kind of a peach to some degree.  

Suddenly my 24 1/2 year old marriage seems thrilling and exciting by comparison.

Yeah. Fuck dating. If I were to suddenly become single again for whatever reason, I simply cannot fathom entering back into that scene. Ever. 

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1 hour ago, wood said:

Yeah. Fuck dating. If I were to suddenly become single again for whatever reason, I simply cannot fathom entering back into that scene. Ever. 

I would certainly have to do it drunk off my ass. Not-crazy needs to be crazy to meet crazy.

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's why cash transactions are always easier

I don’t like paying upfront though.  Never know what you get and then she has no more incentive.  What’s needed is a kind of escalation scale where you pay little upfront and then more and more over time as you dip in again and again. 

 

Holy shit I just described marriage.  

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18 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I don’t like paying upfront though.  Never know what you get and then she has no more incentive.  What’s needed is a kind of escalation scale where you pay little upfront and then more and more over time as your repeated request to dip in again and again are denied

 

Holy shit I just described marriage.  

Fixed it.

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