Olympic Breakdancing

[Vegas64 673]

Saturday, looks like it's pretty short and contained.

I'll say it out loud at the risk of sounding like the Boomer I am....Breakdancing is stupid and it being an olympic event is stupid. What's next? Parkour? Ultimate Tag? Frisbee Golf? Floor is lava?

[BurntEyes 5954]

10 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Saturday, looks like it's pretty short and contained.

I'll say it out loud at the risk of sounding like the Boomer I am....Breakdancing is stupid and it being an olympic event is stupid. What's next? Parkour? Ultimate Tag? Frisbee Golf? Floor is lava?

It's called Disc Golf, boomer.

[Vegas64 673]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

It's called Disc Golf, boomer.

Get a job, Lebowski.

[Gene Parmesan 4002]

It's dumb because it's another subjectively judged event.  I wouldn't care if they added parkour, ultimate tag, frisbee golf, or floor is lava because those have objective measures of victory.

[Braff Zacklin 13551]

2 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Get a job, Lebowski.

The bums lost!!!

[BurntEyes 5954]

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

It's dumb because it's another subjectively judged event.  I wouldn't care if they added parkour, ultimate tag, frisbee golf, or floor is lava because those have objective measures of victory.

Shit I watch YouTube video on nutty parkour shit, I'd sure as hell watch it in the Olympics. 

I do not watch Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo videos on YouTube.

Edited August 9 by BurntEyes

[TonyTexas 10504]

43 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Shit I watch YouTube video on nutty parkour shit, I'd sure as hell watch it in the Olympics.

It sure as shit would be more entertaining than speed climbing 

 

Edited August 9 by TonyTexas

[Deej 76748]

5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

It's called Disc Golf, boomer.

Frolf.

 

[BurntEyes 5954]

Can we add ryhtmic gymnastics to the list along with Autistic Swimming?

[Jerry Callo 8694]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Can we add ryhtmic gymnastics to the list along with Autistic Swimming?

Is that a Paralympic sport?

[BurntEyes 5954]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Is that a Paralympic sport?

Probably?

[Mittens 8251]

 

[crash_davis 23094]

This bullshit is a precursor to adding a Talent Contest to the Olympics. Cannot be any worse than the bullshit posted above. 

[crash_davis 23094]

Wait...we have underwater dancing and gymnastics floor dancing with a twirly thing. I guess this bullshit was inevitable.

[WBT 20559]

never mind

Edited August 9 by WBT

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

I can’t stop laughing 

 

no one asked for this but everyone deserves it

[westexhorn 2013]

Wait for men breakdancing.  There are so names I recognize.  Japan and SK are dominant in breakdancing.

[Vegas64 673]

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I can’t stop laughing 

 

no one asked for this but everyone deserves it

Wait, is that a man or a woman?

[InkaUtexas 25852]

Just now, Vegas64 said:

Wait, is that a man or a woman?

Does it matter?

You want to know what sex jersey to order?

[Vegas64 673]

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Does it matter?

You want to know what sex jersey to order?

Because that was the person doing the funny "what my nephew does when he says watch" and then someone said "wait until the men go", so I haz confuse. If it was a woman, it would be less funny and more understandable. But I honestly can't discern based on visual physiognomy (NTTAWWT). I thought I detected both make-up and an adams apple (again, NTTAWWT), but the chest part of the shirt is a total optical illusion for trying to determine breasts. 

Edited August 9 by Vegas64

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Buzzrock 14901]

Watching the final now. It’s ass.

[InkaUtexas 25852]

So no greatest hits?

[InkaUtexas 25852]

OK, had to look. I was wrong. This is so stupid it cannot even make it to the X Games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Tr3oIX_LU

 

 

[Deej 76748]

40 years too late.

 

[CurlyDumps 4466]

When I see a breakdancer in action, I can't shake the feeling that I'm supposed to throw newspapers at them.

[Deej 76748]

Watchung Ray Gun compete just tells me we should assemble a Surly break dancing team.

[JBJ 3654]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

OK, had to look. I was wrong. This is so stupid it cannot even make it to the X Games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Tr3oIX_LU

 

 

Not sure what I was expecting, but this ain't it.

[Deej 76748]

The Olympic committee is going to fuck around until we have yell leading in the 2032 games.

[CooterBrown 18001]

I’m embarrassed I watched 30 seconds of those B Girlz. JFC.

[InkaUtexas 25852]

Best part of what I posted is the dumbass spectator really into it. He paid for those tickets and is excited. Dumbass.

[Deej 76748]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Best part of what I posted is the dumbass spectator really into it. He paid for those tickets and is excited. Dumbass.

Like an aggy season ticket holder.

[BurntEyes 5954]

First thing I thought of watching that "dance":

 

[tomahawk dunk 321]

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Does it matter?

You want to know what sex jersey to order?

Maybe he wanted to get it tailored?

[WBT 20559]

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

OK, had to look. I was wrong. This is so stupid it cannot even make it to the X Games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Tr3oIX_LU

 

 

Logistx?  Should have dropped an OptCycle on 'em

[Braff Zacklin 13551]

55 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

First thing I thought of watching that "dance":

Dude, Curly was an O.G.

Nyuk, nyuk!

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

I seriously laughed out loud watching some of this event. Awesome 

[mchookem 16318]

i cannot believe this is an olympic event. 

 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

Is there more tomorrow? Guys didn’t go yet right? Besides that nicka…..(feel like I’m right on the edge)

Edited August 10 by RockyMountainHighHorn

[52-80 19140]

Is this…uhhh…a prank? Or is she using the Olympics as a live social experiment?

https://www.olympics.com.au/olympians/rachael-gunn/

 

[Fastbreak 3973]

I remember the first time I tried dancing after I drank a liter of tequila…I should have gone to the Olympics

[ChickenSandwich 9824]

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Is this…uhhh…a prank? Or is she using the Olympics as a live social experiment?

https://www.olympics.com.au/olympians/rachael-gunn/

 

Lol at Uni and their shameless money-grabs PHDs

Edited August 10 by ChickenSandwich

[former alkie 72]

13 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

First thing I thought of watching that "dance":

 

If beggars on the street corners did the Curly dance, I'd consider tossing them a buck or 2

[MonkeyDoughnut 10226]

I can see why this is a one time thing and not going to be part of 2028 or 2032 at least.... I don't see it returning.

[pops 6980]

17 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I can’t stop laughing 

 

no one asked for this but everyone deserves it

She's a fucking gangster. PhD holding professor in whatever the fuck and gets into the Olympics as a 36 year old competing against teens and she shows up in a Beverly Goldberg track suit. With a hat. I felt bad at first until I realized she was flipping off the entire world. Peak surly. 

[Deej 76748]

My dog butt scooting across the rug could probably earn a silver medal. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

This is going to be the greatest spectacle in 4 years in LA

prime time live? I’m in

[TexasHooch 5122]

My family and friends make fun of me because I can't watch The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's always Sunny, or Punk'd. .  I just get too uncomfortable watching other people in cringey situations.

That's how I felt yesterday trying to watch this stuff.  Couldn't do it.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Live on nbc now. So the guys are pretty good

[52-80 19140]

6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

My family and friends make fun of me because I can't watch The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's always Sunny, or Punk'd. .  I just get too uncomfortable watching other people in cringey situations.

That's how I felt yesterday trying to watch this stuff.  Couldn't do it.

Good breakdancing with dynamic, kinetic moves is fun to watch. I caught some of the Olympics competition, not just the embarassing Aussie intersectional gender studies woman, and it was low quality. Like when USA basketball sent college players instead of the Dream Team.