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[MonkeyDoughnut 10139]

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

[BurntOrange&White 39615]

Got damn it!

[NoName 16290]

3 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Fake account, it has like 7 followers.

lol

[Leeroy Jenkins 2389]

Most of you goofballs wanted to trade Sark for Traylor. Texas fans are so hyperbolic and fickle it’s become embarrassing 

Wait, did you say Fickell?

[Landomatic 3813]

57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

A bunch of talentless shitheads and malcontents were not going to win 9-10 games this year.  Scheme was good offensively, players were not.  Defense was a shit show but also starting 3 stars and walk-ons at Texas is fucking awful.

Urbs probably saw film on what was staying and what went to the NFL and was like "JFC, no" 

Texas in 2021's coaching market would have been far worse - a 7-6 season by Herman and even worse recruiting, and then competing with the likes of OU, LSU, ND, USC.  

Lack of talent was not why Urbs said, "JFC, no"

[South Austin 52128]

11 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Lack of talent was not why Urbs said, "JFC, no"

Urban, what if I was to tell you that Texas boosters will pay for your finger-banging partner to relocate to Austin, is that something that might interest you?

[Js1 85095]

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Urban, what if I was to tell you that Texas boosters will pay for your finger-banging partner to relocate to Austin, is that something that might interest you?

If It was Urbs, I wouldn't want the Austin media to deal with.  They are not your friend if you're finger banging around Dirty Sixth. 

[dcar00 14030]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Didn’t want to pay for Fickell? 

continuity man, its where its at!

[notre dame joe 172]

18 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't think Kelly really fits well anywhere. From everything I've read, he's a major dick but if you win nobody really cares. 

I think he's definitely a top 10 coach. What is this like his 6th year with a top 15 finish in the last 7? 

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

[dcar00 14030]

25 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

and Nick Saban isn't?  If he wins they won't give a shit about his personality or culture.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

26 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

well it's a good thing then that he's not the coach of Louisiana.  but please tell me more about this culture of Louisiana you seem so knowledgeable of.

[The Dude 1244]

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

well it's a good thing then that he's not the coach of Louisiana.  but please tell me more about this culture of Louisiana you seem so knowledgeable of.

Surly knows all, about everything. Always

[Napoleon 8600]

This would make laugh at hypocrisy for the next year or two, but there is a history of sweeping scandals under the rug with the religion, just don’t know about the institution. 

[notre dame joe 172]

9 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Surly knows all, about everything. Always

 

13 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

well it's a good thing then that he's not the coach of Louisiana.  but please tell me more about this culture of Louisiana you seem so knowledgeable of.

I might have to if you're actually from Louisiana.

[dcar00 14030]

1 hour ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Did he say they WILL win 9-10 games or was he:

A) Asked if they can win 9-10 games and he said yes

B) Said something along the lines of we can win 9-10 games if everything goes well

narrator: It didn't go well

[ClubWhatever 12087]

He was counting on the fact that we had good enough players not to have the #105 ranked defense.  

[Napoleon 8600]

17 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He was counting on the fact that we had good enough players not to have the #105 ranked defense.  

He counted wrong. 

 

[LTtxfan 48962]

Could Lane Kiffin end up in Miami ??? 

 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

This is some crazy shit.  

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

Fuck Notre Dame.

['stache 21759]

I know Venables gets paid a shit ton to DC at Clemson, but there has to be a reason he hasn't taken a higher paying head coaching job. I think he just may be someone who doesn't need the pressure. If he takes the OU job, I can see it going poorly for him. 

[Newy25 7638]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

"Hey this team is going to fucking suck ass, don't bother spending your money or renewing your season tickets." 

Yeah that would have gone over well. 

Coaches have cautioned and set expectations before a season started. Not Sark. He was bullish the team this year. 

[MAGS® 400]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Coaches have cautioned and set expectations before a season started. Not Sark. He was bullish the team this year. 

Well to be fair, the team at times does indeed look bullish, but when presented with any adversarial situation, turns to bullshit.   Also, our offense probably looked unstoppable when playing against our defense.    

[Murfdogg21 4412]

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

 

Is Cumbie related to Lyle Lovett? He looks like an old man in the face. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10139]

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know Venables gets paid a shit ton to DC at Clemson, but there has to be a reason he hasn't taken a higher paying head coaching job. I think he just may be someone who doesn't need the pressure. If he takes the OU job, I can see it going poorly for him. 

Honestly I don't know that he's been actually offered a much higher paying gig than Clemson. He's been in the mix for HC openings but I don't know that he was ever the 1st choice or the turned them down person. Sure he could be HC for $1M more at other tiers, but that's not the same as more than doubling his salary or such at top tier.

Edited November 30, 2021 by MonkeyDoughnut

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

2 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Wait, did you say Fickell?

I like pickles.

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

1 hour ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

He's going to get Sprewelled by one of the players the first time he tries to pull his bullshit.

[Laxtonto 11927]

So it looks like VT is hiring the PSU DC. 
 

What is Elkos issue? Best case he’s looking at Tempme unless he thinks he can get Cinci if Fickle moves to ND? I am not getting why he hasnt grabbed a solid mid level job. 
 

He does realize that like 1/2 his defense is graduating/going to the NFL right?

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

That's 8 more minutes than I would have expected.

[SimonBolivar 10911]

10 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So it looks like VT is hiring the PSU DC. 
 

What is Elkos issue? Best case he’s looking at Tempme unless he thinks he can get Cinci if Fickle moves to ND? I am not getting why he hasnt grabbed a solid mid level job. 
 

He does realize that like 1/2 his defense is graduating/going to the NFL right?

Does the Temple HC pay better than the A&M DC?

[South Austin 52128]

1 minute ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

That's 8 more minutes than I would have expected.

That's the title of my sex tape.

[Ojo Rojo 1890]

19 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Well to be fair, the team at times does indeed look bullish, but when presented with any adversarial situation, turns to bullshit.   Also, our offense probably looked unstoppable when playing against our defense.    

By "adversarial situation" you mean football games, right?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That's the title of my sex tape.

 

[Ojo Rojo 1890]

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know Venables gets paid a shit ton to DC at Clemson, but there has to be a reason he hasn't taken a higher paying head coaching job. I think he just may be someone who doesn't need the pressure. If he takes the OU job, I can see it going poorly for him. 

Obviously there are guys who are excellent coordinators, but poor head coaches.  He might be one of those and he also might know that about himself.  If the case that he sucks as a head coach, let's hope he betrays his better instincts and takes the money.

[MAGS® 400]

3 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

By "adversarial situation" you mean football games, right?

I mean, defenses other than our own in the 3rd and 4th qtrs of game,...  sometimes 1st and 2nd too...   or if the wind isn't blowing just right.   

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

20 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Is Cumbie related to Lyle Lovett? He looks like an old man in the face. 

Lol...  To think he's only 40, but he could easily pass for someone in their 50's even early 60's.  

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

10 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Does the Temple HC pay better than the A&M DC?

Carey was making about 2 million which is par for the course for the smaller AAC schools. Holgo and Fickell are the only ones over 3 million

[South Austin 52128]

6 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Obviously there are guys who are excellent coordinators, but poor head coaches.  He might be one of those

So Texas will hire him?

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

2 hours ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

In other words, the Real Irish in Kelly  will come out and clash with the Cajuns and it will be a spectacular shit show!  

[Trey3216 15325]

43 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Is Cumbie related to Lyle Lovett? He looks like an old man in the face. 

He looks like he drinks a handle of scotch along with 5-7 cigars on a nightly basis.  

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

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I am struggling to understand how the economics of college athletics is sustainable. All this trickles down to schools without the major program revenue offering insane salaries.

 

['stache 21759]

33 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Lol...  To think he's only 40, but he could easily pass for someone in their 50's even early 60's.  

Didn't he play after Kingsbury? He looks about 20 years older than Kliff.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

2 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

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I am struggling to understand how the economics of college athletics is sustainable. All this trickles down to schools without the major program revenue offering insane salaries.

 

Maybe the non-Blue Bloods hold the line and not pay >$5M per year…thus providing real motivation for all coaches to win their asses off for a chance at one of the few Blue Blood programs?

[Landomatic 3813]

43 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

That's 9 more minutes than Lincoln Riley reportedly met with his team.

Fixed

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Just now, &#x27;stache said:

Didn't he play after Kingsbury? He looks about 20 years older than Kliff.

He was the QB in the early 2000's...   

[Guest]

Cumbie was QB after BJ Symons who followed Kliff at Tech.  Cumbie was MVP of the Holiday Bowl win over Double-Check Rahjahs and Company, after passing for 500+ yards and 3 TDs against the Golden( but pouty) Bears.

 

Edited November 30, 2021 by slorch

[hookemATL 11604]

9 minutes ago, slorch said:

Cumbie was QB after BJ Symons who followed Kliff at Tech.  Cumbie was MVP of the Holiday Bowl win over Double-Check Rahjahs and Company, after passing for 500+ yards and 3 TDs against the Golden( but pouty) Bears.

 

mmmmmmmmm that game was delicious.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

12 minutes ago, slorch said:

Cumbie was QB after BJ Symons who followed Kliff at Tech.  Cumbie was MVP of the Holiday Bowl win over Double-Check Rahjahs and Company, after passing for 500+ yards and 3 TDs against the Golden( but pouty) Bears.

 

To Sonny Cumbie!

[Murfdogg21 4412]

What does BJ Symons think when he opens the sports blogs and sees how much his boys Kliff, Lincoln, and Sonny are reeling in by peddling their manifestations of Pirate Leach?