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56 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Well despite some bad advice, I just need 2.6 points from Kyle Pitts. Surely he can give me that.

 

I have Darnold on my bench (and Stroud starting) - I’m surprised to see him performing as well as he has.

2 catches and 10 yards is below the floor. You’re solid.

On that note, TE performance at the top of the board this year has been misrrable. Andrews/Kelce/Engram/LaPorta etc have all been duds. Kittle, Bowers and McBride have outperformed them by far.

I need 5 pts from Devonta smith tonight, and I’m worried he gets bracketed like Chase did by the Chiefs yesterday with AJ Brown out.

 

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Just sitting here watching all the ways Bijan and London won't score touchdowns. Darnell Mooney, lol. Does Drake London do anything but lazily jog and turn around? Can anyone explain why the paste eating retards who rank players had this dipshit in the top 24?

Through two weeks I have three total  touchdowns. 

Bijan is gonna score 4 TDs this year on this trash offense. Ditto for Jacobs. Super fun and exciting watching them go for over 100 yards and zero tds every fucking week. Keep fumbling on the goal line too.

The three WR I started - Kirk, Diggs, London - won't combine for 100 yards. 

My bench WRs - Sutton, Josh Palmer are even worse. And I had Christian Watson but dropped him.

This really is the dumbest fucking game in the world. 

 

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11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Is that @Herbie Hancock?

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I’m 0-2 in that league. Even @Fletch has a win. 

the whole tracking of Evan Engram being injured during pregame warmups fucked me.   couldn't get a straight answer on if he was playing or not until after rosters were locked, and couldn't move him to IR 

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I need to start 1 RB, 1 WRTE and 1 Flex from the following. PPR and 10 pt RuRe TD.

Akers @ Minnesota (Mixon is doubtful and Pierce is out)

Javonte @ TB 

Brian Thomas Jr @ Buf on MNF

X Worthy @ Atl on SNF

I'm leaning towards sitting Javonte but with this format 5 dump offs from Nix or a goal line TD is going to get me 15 points. I think it's between him and Worthy. 

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2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I'm in a 16 team league. I use brian thomas jr there but bills defense is stout and dionte johnson is no bueno. 

We seem to have taken bad gambles on a lot of the same players. Unfortunately my league is 12 teams. 😭😭

On 9/20/2024 at 9:57 PM, Baboontyme said:

I need to start 1 RB, 1 WRTE and 1 Flex from the following. PPR and 10 pt RuRe TD.

Akers @ Minnesota (Mixon is doubtful and Pierce is out)

Javonte @ TB 

Brian Thomas Jr @ Buf on MNF

X Worthy @ Atl on SNF

I'm leaning towards sitting Javonte but with this format 5 dump offs from Nix or a goal line TD is going to get me 15 points. I think it's between him and Worthy. 

Well Fantasy Pros is telling me to bench BT Jr and Javonte, start Akers and Worthy, and to play Chuba Hubbard in my flex. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

So who you riding with?

I am definitely playing BT Jr as my WR3. I am definitely playing Akers as my RB2. I think I'm going to pay Worthy as my flex because I have a feeling in my bones. 

Sidebar. Last year in this league I drafted Jayden Reed for a buck in the late rounds. I watched him in college and had a feeling he could make an impact. I think I got impactful points from him one week, despite him scoring 8 TDs or whatever. You just couldn't start him every week, even as a flex. He would go two weeks with zero touches and then have 2 TDs on 4 touches. This is what I think the Worthy roller coaster is going to be like this year. 

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1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Am I crazy for benching Purdy this week and picking up minshew? 49ers are now missing CMC Kittle and Deebo this weekend. The guy I’m playing has Davante Adams and Brock Bowers and I’m thinking this could be a hedge of sorts? 

No. I actually dropped Purdy and picked up Carr. 

And I'm starting Carr over Dak, so sorry to everyone starting Saints. This is the week they crash. Inb4 Carr exits with an elbow inury.

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23 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

On what planet is J whitt trustable? I'm outta there at flex position 

I would probably roll with J Whitt. Not ideal to throw him out there now, but the "experts" I listen to do think there's a chance J Whitt will produce while Nacua & Kupp are out.

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