2024 fuck fantasy football

[Firemans4Horn 17847]

Seems like a good quarter

[Celery Man 20888]

Well despite some bad advice, I just need 2.6 points from Kyle Pitts. Surely he can give me that.

 

I have Darnold on my bench (and Stroud starting) - I’m surprised to see him performing as well as he has.

[Enchubben 5509]

56 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Well despite some bad advice, I just need 2.6 points from Kyle Pitts. Surely he can give me that.

 

I have Darnold on my bench (and Stroud starting) - I’m surprised to see him performing as well as he has.

2 catches and 10 yards is below the floor. You’re solid.

On that note, TE performance at the top of the board this year has been misrrable. Andrews/Kelce/Engram/LaPorta etc have all been duds. Kittle, Bowers and McBride have outperformed them by far.

I need 5 pts from Devonta smith tonight, and I’m worried he gets bracketed like Chase did by the Chiefs yesterday with AJ Brown out.

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Dell is gonna be riding the pine 

[shadow_operative2.0 15840]

I fucking despise TEs. 

 

And Christian Watson. 

[ztejas 43266]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I fucking despise TEs. 

 

And Christian Watson. 

Juwan Johnson was awesome for me yesterday. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15840]

Yep, believe that. He fucked me in the anus too. 

[ztejas 43266]

I need 8.5 PPR from Drake London tonight. Fully expecting to lose. 

[CurlyDumps 4441]

Just sitting here watching all the ways Bijan and London won't score touchdowns. Darnell Mooney, lol. Does Drake London do anything but lazily jog and turn around? Can anyone explain why the paste eating retards who rank players had this dipshit in the top 24?

Through two weeks I have three total  touchdowns. 

Bijan is gonna score 4 TDs this year on this trash offense. Ditto for Jacobs. Super fun and exciting watching them go for over 100 yards and zero tds every fucking week. Keep fumbling on the goal line too.

The three WR I started - Kirk, Diggs, London - won't combine for 100 yards. 

My bench WRs - Sutton, Josh Palmer are even worse. And I had Christian Watson but dropped him.

This really is the dumbest fucking game in the world. 

 

Edited September 17 by CurlyDumps

[ztejas 43266]

The Drake did it for me.

[shadow_operative2.0 15840]

That was a lot of words for Curly’s reverse jinx to hit. 

[CurlyDumps 4441]

Lol good one. I still lost by 40 points.

[Radical Larry 28529]

Jesus. I think I’d quit FF for good. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15840]

Is that @Herbie Hancock?

Spoiler

I’m 0-2 in that league. Even @Fletch has a win. 

[Herbie Hancock 7312]

Is that [mention=5553]Herbie Hancock[/mention]?
Spoiler

I’m 0-2 in that league. Even [mention=480]Fletch[/mention] has a win. 

That makes me 2-0 with a combined margin of victory of 0.8

[Celery Man 20888]

On the back of James Conner, Elle McPherson,  and Kyle Potts’ 3.5 points I emerge victorious despite getting zilch from K Coleman and only 14 points from my boy Stroud.

[Bill Brasky 1439]

11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Is that @Herbie Hancock?

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I’m 0-2 in that league. Even @Fletch has a win. 

the whole tracking of Evan Engram being injured during pregame warmups fucked me.   couldn't get a straight answer on if he was playing or not until after rosters were locked, and couldn't move him to IR 

[HiggyBaby 2517]

CML

[NorthLoop 14111]

New year, same fucking story. Every time. 

 

[Deej 76582]

15 hours ago, Celery Man said:

On the back of Elle McPherson

Go on...

 

[Pdawg88 1111]

Who would yall take this weekend in a LMS? I have used the Chargers and the Seahawks. We went from 61 to 10 in two weeks. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15840]

Either MNF game, Bills or Bengals. 

[Pdawg88 1111]

40 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Either MNF game, Bills or Bengals. 

I like the way you think, I was between Bucs and the Bills. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15840]

Yeah, Tampa works too. Ain’t like you’re gonna need them a bunch later. 

[HiggyBaby 2517]

Alright gents, start 2 of these WR’s in a standard league. I’m leaning Robinson and Shakir. 
 

Jordan Addison 

Khalil Shakir

Demarcus Robinson 

Brian Thomas Jr

[HiggyBaby 2517]

Actually, start 3. Have Singletary in the flex but against the Browns. One of these receivers might be better. 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Is Addison playing this week?

Otherwise I probably rank them in the reverse order you posted them

[HiggyBaby 2517]

23 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Is Addison playing this week?

Otherwise I probably rank them in the reverse order you posted them

Unknown but he’s  not practicing and still gimpy. So I’m riding the other three. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

On 9/19/2024 at 11:16 AM, HiggyBaby said:

Alright gents, start 2 of these WR’s in a standard league. I’m leaning Robinson and Shakir. 
 

Jordan Addison 

Khalil Shakir

Demarcus Robinson 

Brian Thomas Jr

Fuck Robinson. I'm starting J Whitt in flex Sunday.  TEXAS!!!

[MrX 714]

Hard to start Addison with this health issues. He may be on a snap count. 
 

I’d still play Singletary and roll with Robinson and Thomas. 

[Baboontyme 2808]

I need to start 1 RB, 1 WRTE and 1 Flex from the following. PPR and 10 pt RuRe TD.

Akers @ Minnesota (Mixon is doubtful and Pierce is out)

Javonte @ TB 

Brian Thomas Jr @ Buf on MNF

X Worthy @ Atl on SNF

I'm leaning towards sitting Javonte but with this format 5 dump offs from Nix or a goal line TD is going to get me 15 points. I think it's between him and Worthy. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

I'm going akers after Pacheco injury. And j Whitt at flex. Weird but I'm trusting him more than Worthy. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15840]

Of course, on what planet is Worthy trustworthy? He career’d in week 1, he’s not playable. 

Edited September 21 by shadow_operative2.0

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Of course, on what planet is Worthy trustworthy? He career’d in week 1, he’s not playable. 

On what planet is J whitt trustable? I'm outta there at flex position 

[shadow_operative2.0 15840]

He’s not even a little bit. 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

No way I’d play Witt over X At this point. 
 

*disclaimer: I thought Coleman was flex option last week

Edited September 21 by ChickenSandwich

[Hank_Hill 18504]

Having Whitt or X as your best flex choices is bad 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Having Whitt or X as your best flex choices is bad 

I'm in a 16 team league. I use brian thomas jr there but bills defense is stout and dionte johnson is no bueno. 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Play BTJr

[Baboontyme 2808]

2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I'm in a 16 team league. I use brian thomas jr there but bills defense is stout and dionte johnson is no bueno. 

We seem to have taken bad gambles on a lot of the same players. Unfortunately my league is 12 teams. 😭😭

On 9/20/2024 at 9:57 PM, Baboontyme said:

I need to start 1 RB, 1 WRTE and 1 Flex from the following. PPR and 10 pt RuRe TD.

Akers @ Minnesota (Mixon is doubtful and Pierce is out)

Javonte @ TB 

Brian Thomas Jr @ Buf on MNF

X Worthy @ Atl on SNF

I'm leaning towards sitting Javonte but with this format 5 dump offs from Nix or a goal line TD is going to get me 15 points. I think it's between him and Worthy. 

Well Fantasy Pros is telling me to bench BT Jr and Javonte, start Akers and Worthy, and to play Chuba Hubbard in my flex. 

 

Edited September 22 by Baboontyme

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

31 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

We seem to have taken bad gambles on a lot of the same players. Unfortunately my league is 12 teams. 😭😭

Well Fantasy Pros is telling me to bench BT Jr and Javonte, start Akers and Worthy, and to play Chuba Hubbard in my flex. 

 

So who you riding with?

[Baboontyme 2808]

25 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

So who you riding with?

I am definitely playing BT Jr as my WR3. I am definitely playing Akers as my RB2. I think I'm going to pay Worthy as my flex because I have a feeling in my bones. 

Sidebar. Last year in this league I drafted Jayden Reed for a buck in the late rounds. I watched him in college and had a feeling he could make an impact. I think I got impactful points from him one week, despite him scoring 8 TDs or whatever. You just couldn't start him every week, even as a flex. He would go two weeks with zero touches and then have 2 TDs on 4 touches. This is what I think the Worthy roller coaster is going to be like this year. 

[Enchubben 5509]

Am I crazy for benching Purdy this week and picking up minshew? 49ers are now missing CMC Kittle and Deebo this weekend. The guy I’m playing has Davante Adams and Brock Bowers and I’m thinking this could be a hedge of sorts? 

[MrX 714]

I wouldn’t play Javontae this week unless there was no other legitimate option. 
 

I think Minshew over Purdy for this week is probably fine. 

[MrX 714]

I have my own decision to make - Tee Higgins or Devin Singletary. Full PPR but there are some bonuses once a RB gets up to double digit carries

[CurlyDumps 4441]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Am I crazy for benching Purdy this week and picking up minshew? 49ers are now missing CMC Kittle and Deebo this weekend. The guy I’m playing has Davante Adams and Brock Bowers and I’m thinking this could be a hedge of sorts? 

No. I actually dropped Purdy and picked up Carr. 

And I'm starting Carr over Dak, so sorry to everyone starting Saints. This is the week they crash. Inb4 Carr exits with an elbow inury.

[CurlyDumps 4441]

23 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

On what planet is J whitt trustable? I'm outta there at flex position 

I would probably roll with J Whitt. Not ideal to throw him out there now, but the "experts" I listen to do think there's a chance J Whitt will produce while Nacua & Kupp are out.

Edited September 22 by CurlyDumps

[CurlyDumps 4441]

Another week of fantasy, another week of watching Jacobs and Bijan run into walls in the red zone and score zero touchdowns.

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Anthony Richardson/Will Levis are terrible QBs. 

[CurlyDumps 4441]

hahahahahahahahaha

I start Derek Carr in a game with an o/u of 49.5. and the score with 4 min left in the 2nd quarter is 3-0. As a TD throw bounces off Shaheed's chest.