2024 fuck fantasy football

[Chewbacca 7730]

Conklin 1st
Hill 2nd
 
I’ve loved the Hill hack for many years. 

I had Hill last year. He was unplayable. Would have a 20+ point week followed with 3+ low single digit weeks.

[ChickenSandwich 9805]

Agreed but assumed we are talking this week only

[Chewbacca 7730]

Agreed but assumed we are talking this week only

I don't trust him ever at this point. I get the situation, just don't wanna go there.

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Love back in for GB, the immortal Tyler Huntley starting for Mia. 

[Celery Man 20911]

Fuckin qwop 

 

edit: wrong thread. I’m sitting Keenan Allen for Shakir though.

Edited September 29 by Celery Man

[HiggyBaby 2523]

So how we feel about Deebo today if he plays .

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

They're going to kill NE today, so  you better hope he scores early. 

 

Is it just recency bias, or are there more dead guys than normal this early? I have 10 red 'O's across my 4 leagues today, fun. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

And there's the Taysom vulture. 

[Celery Man 20911]

see diggs in the endzone. it was a rushing touchdown

[CurlyDumps 4456]

Fucking worthless Saints. Shit their paints against this trash Eagles team that's already given up 2 TD's to Wanker Mayfield.

And their stupid defense is going to smear diarrhea all over this game and I'll get jack shit from Bijan and London. They ruin everything.

Edited September 29 by CurlyDumps

[HRSchenker 2260]

Jalen Hurts being on the no cut list is bullshit

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

19 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And there's the Taysom vulture. 

Again. 

[Celery Man 20911]

ok i'm actually going to switch to darnold next week

[Doc Sam Beckett 5785]

Tank Dell has sucked so hard this year that Demeco told him he's hurt today 

[ChickenSandwich 9805]

Bijan get benched?

[CurlyDumps 4456]

Super duper fun owning Bijan and Jacobs. Combining for fewer points than Chuba Hubbard.

[ztejas 43382]

Stevenson has been a beating the past 2 weeks. Thankfully I won't need it this week. 

[ChickenSandwich 9805]

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Super duper fun owning Bijan and Jacobs. Combining for fewer points than Chuba Hubbard.

I dropped Chuba week one. This week I played Dotson in the flex 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Is it just recency bias, or are there more dead guys than normal this early? I have 10 red 'O's across my 4 leagues today, fun. 

Well, we can add AR15, JT, & Rashee to the list today. Anyone else? 

[ChickenSandwich 9805]

Buffalo:  We should get James Cook less touches. Because, reasons. 

[DallasHorn26 585]

16 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Super duper fun owning Bijan and Jacobs. Combining for fewer points than Chuba Hubbard.

I'm in the same boat along with Josh Allen and Kyle Pitts....frustrating. 

[Firemans4Horn 18000]

Any reason not to drop Mark Andrews?

[MrX 716]

I think I’d hold for one or two more games on Andrews if you have the capacity to do it. 

[Celery Man 20911]

20 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Buffalo:  We should get James Cook less touches. Because, reasons. 

Conspiracy by the Shakir/Coleman Illuminati.

 

i need Sun God to defend my lead against Tyreek and J Myers. It’s a 48 point lead though, lol he has Taysom Hill, Jordan Addison, and Brian Robinson on his bench.

[ChickenSandwich 9805]

I need Ridley to score two TDs. It could happen 

[HiggyBaby 2523]

Need the Lions offense to suck it tonight 

[Js1 85161]

14 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Need the Lions offense to suck it tonight 

No

[Fletch 5800]

9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Any reason not to drop Mark Andrews?

I’m wondering the same. Cocksucker has done jack shit the last couple weeks. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I need Ridley to score two TDs. It could happen 

Is 1 for 5 good? 

[ztejas 43382]

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I need Ridley to score two TDs. It could happen 

Did you meme-response your own post?

I didn't rack up 60k posts to have assholes like you steal my thunder. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

How many people won/got screwed by the Pollard TD? 

[Bill Brasky 1439]

It was a 1-2 punch with Dolphins DST and Jameson Williams 70 yard TD that knocked me out 

[Js1 85161]

Well I guess Rice's injury moves Worthy into my starting lineup at WR.  Luckily Rice getting a fat donut didn't hurt me - my opponent started a WR who was out. 

I really am struggling to pick between Gibbs and Montgomery weekly - kind of think I just need to put them both in, since they both tend to score a TD each, along with James Cook, and either start Dak or Darnold (not both).  We have 2 FLEX players in our league and I've been picking and choosing a QB to play that second FLEX spot. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Unless you have really screwy scoring, I’m always going 2 QBs if allowed. 

[Js1 85161]

27 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Unless you have really screwy scoring, I’m always going 2 QBs if allowed. 

Usually I’d agree but the second QB has been more of a curse than a blessing for me. We also have a lot of bonus scoring. 

[TheDude 3]

20 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

How many people won/got screwed by the Pollard TD? 

that was fuckin ridiculous

[7KHorn 2620]

20 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

How many people won/got screwed by the Pollard TD? 

Me 🤣  I was down 20 going into Monday night.  I had Pollard and Hopkins.  Still down 4 late in 4th, gave up and switched to Seattle-Detroit.  4th and goal TD, baby!!

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Buddy lost by .82 & 1.65 in two leagues because of that last snap. 

[Hook1997 5331]

Zay Flowers or Christian Kirk to start this week?

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

So let's see who we can add to the dead list today... 

JT, Singletary, Nabers, Doubs, Zamir White, Shakir 

[Celery Man 20911]

Jaylen Warren, although he hasn’t done shit, as well as Cordarelle Patterson also on the Steelers. So potentially some value from whatever scrub RB backs up Najee Harris this week, although I guess the Steelers run game has been weak across the board.

 

I’m gonna jinx it but Coleman will have a good week on the Bills with Shakir out. He got blanked one week but has otherwise been right on his estimated points in the 6-9 range for my .5ppr league.

Edited October 5 by Celery Man

[ChickenSandwich 9805]

Starting Coleman as well due to no other options. 
 

I’d lean Kirk over Flowers but there might be rain in Florida. Flowers feels like TD or bust at this point but seems to have a higher ceiling if need the risk. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Jaylen Warren has pissed me off all season, finally had to cut the cord. 

 

In a 16-team league with all the injuries & byes, help me pick two of these scrubs (full PPR)... 

Roschon v. Car 

Justice Hill at Cin 

Tyler Goodson at Jax 

[Firemans4Horn 18000]

Hill should be an auto start in PPR. 

 

Roschon as the 2nd

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

That's what I have, just sad to be in that spot in week fucking 5. 

[Firemans4Horn 18000]

Am I crazy to bench Achane for Zach Moss? Also have Wicks and Kirk as options for flex. 
 

Achane is ranked higher but his floor is close to zero. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Everyone is on the Wicks train this week. 

[achooloco 1065]

On 10/5/2024 at 9:31 AM, Celery Man said:

Jaylen Warren, although he hasn’t done shit, as well as Cordarelle Patterson also on the Steelers. So potentially some value from whatever scrub RB backs up Najee Harris this week, although I guess the Steelers run game has been weak across the board.

 

I’m gonna jinx it but Coleman will have a good week on the Bills with Shakir out. He got blanked one week but has otherwise been right on his estimated points in the 6-9 range for my .5ppr league.

 

On 10/5/2024 at 9:52 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Starting Coleman as well due to no other options. 
 

I’d lean Kirk over Flowers but there might be rain in Florida. Flowers feels like TD or bust at this point but seems to have a higher ceiling if need the risk. 

Not sure what to do. My options are Tre Tucker, Worthy, Whittington, Coleman. Going with Worthy and Whittington but should I give Coleman a look? I had high hopes and he's been a disappointment. Thing is I REALLY don't want to lose in this league, I'm already second to last and loser penalty is running a 5k in a hooters outfit. 

[ChickenSandwich 9805]

Talk about your all time coin flips.   
 

X and Whitt will both be given touches for sure, Tucker and Coleman are wildcards. For our luck C Samuels and J Myers will blow up instead🤦‍♂️

Edited October 6 by ChickenSandwich

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

And add A. Jones to the dead list, of course.