2024 fuck fantasy football

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

Gonna be a fun week everywhere with 6 fucking byes (Week 14 also). 

Atl, Buff, Cin, Jax, NO, NYJ 

[Celery Man 20996]

i need to drop someone to get a kicker. this is a 14 team league, it's just garbage out there - Adam Thielen is the highest rated available WR. Which is why I'm feeling a little bit of pain at getting ready to..... I think the smart choice would be to drop Rashod Bateman and the choice that i feel like making is to drop Keenan Allen. I should drop Bateman right?

 

I guess alternately I could drop one of the QBs. But then I find myself having to drop Stroud and I don't want to drop Stroud, even if he hasn't been a great fantasy option and won't likely be a great fantasy option this season.

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

Drop McPherson, he's not some irreplaceable stud. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

Jesus, he's 28th in avg pts/week (some of those are Ks with only a week or two). 

[Celery Man 20996]

lol I haven’t paid attention to kicker at all, I didn’t even think about just dropping him but yeah he has not been anything special 

 

I had a streak of a couple losses but I’m back in the w column, 8-3 in 5th with 1st and 2nd place at 9-2.

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

My hatred of TNF FF is well-documented, so... 

Do I sit Njoku tomorrow against Pitt for Jonnu v. NE? 

 

And pick two (.5 PPR): 

Chubb v. Pitt 

Downs v. Det 

Dell v. Tenn 

Or do I start both TEs with one of above? 

[HiggyBaby 2545]

Help me flex 1. Standard. arguments can be made for both.:

Ladd McConkey vs BAL

Bucky Irving  @ NYG

[Js1 85559]

McConkey if healthy enough to play

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

You're not sitting Ladd against Balt's horrific pass D. Do you only start two WRs? 

[HiggyBaby 2545]

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You're not sitting Ladd against Balt's horrific pass D. Do you only start two WRs? 

Two W/T with a W/R/T flex.

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

On 11/20/2024 at 4:04 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

My hatred of TNF FF is well-documented, so... 

Do I sit Njoku tomorrow against Pitt for Jonnu v. NE? 

 

And pick two (.5 PPR): 

Chubb v. Pitt 

Downs v. Det 

Dell v. Tenn 

Or do I start both TEs with one of above? 

Thanks, bros!

Gonna roll Chubb tonight with Swift questionable Sunday, Jonnu over Njoku. Can’t have two Browns on TNF. 

[ChickenSandwich 9850]

Pearsal at GB

McMillan @ NYG 

Waddle v NE

Justice Hill @LAC

Pick two .5 PPR

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Gonna roll Chubb tonight 

Good, good. 

[Baboontyme 2821]

With Allen on a bye pickings are very slim. 

DeVito vs TB

Minshew vs Den

Young vs KC

Rush @ Washington 

Levis @ Hou

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

Yikes. Tommy Cutlets only because no one has seen him this season? 

We know the other 4 suck. 

[MrX 739]

Gotta try Tommy with those options. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

That went about as well as possible. 18.5 from Chubb & a dropped TD by Njoku on my bench. I'll fucking take it. 

[HiggyBaby 2545]

OK how we feeling about this lineup. I don’t have a ton of confidence in Deebo right now.

[HiggyBaby 2545]

We don’t do tight ends because there’s a pretty sharp fall off after the first few so a while back the league  decided not to make the tight end a requirement. But pretty much every tight end not named Kelce or Kittle is available. Standard league. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

I know JSN has been great last two weeks, but would still consider Bucky over him. Tampa should be ahead late. No PPR certainly value the RBs. 

[Baboontyme 2821]

19 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

We don’t do tight ends because there’s a pretty sharp fall off after the first few so a while back the league  decided not to make the tight end a requirement. But pretty much every tight end not named Kelce or Kittle is available. Standard league. 

Bowers?

[Baboontyme 2821]

20 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

With Allen on a bye pickings are very slim. 

DeVito vs TB

Minshew vs Den

Young vs KC

Rush @ Washington 

Levis @ Hou

Brandon Allen vs GB?

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

Cutlets! You know you want to.

SF will probably pound the ground. 

[HiggyBaby 2545]

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

Bowers?

And him 

[ChickenSandwich 9850]

18 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Brandon Allen vs GB?

 

Tough spot to start on the road for the 32 year old backup

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

I got Bucky right, even though they tried to vulture two scores to Tucker. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

Just an 11.6-pt drop. Cool, cool. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

We knew it was likely with all the byes, but some nasty scores all over the board today. 

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

26 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We knew it was likely with all the byes, but some nasty scores all over the board today. 

My opponent didn’t get the notice. I’m getting my ass whipped. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

I am too in one league by the only guy already mathematically eliminated. 

[Baboontyme 2821]

Glad I didn't listen to you guys and played Levis. 27 points and double bonus I started the Texans D so I also reaped the rewards of his pick 6 and 53 sacks. Up by exactly 43 with him having Herbert and Dissly tomorrow. Going to be tight. They have scored that in 2 of the last 4. 

[Iceman 2725]

I need Zay Flowers to score 2 TDs tonight, which means all of you Rashad Bateman and Mark Andrews owners should be in business.

[MrX 739]

I need 31 combined from Lamar and Derrick Henry so I’m guessing the Ravens get shut out. 

[Js1 85559]

1 hour ago, MrX said:

I need 31 combined from Lamar and Derrick Henry so I’m guessing the Ravens get shut out. 

Please god. I need Henry to have a bad game and Herbert to do just well enough for Dicker to kick a bunch of FGs. Like Texas, I’m in “win and in” mode for playoffs 

[Bill Brasky 1452]

I ran into the brick wall of Mahomes/Barkley/McLaurin yesterday.   Just need a smooth 100 points from Herbert/Johnston/Andrews for the Monday night miracle 

[MrX 739]

Im in one league where we play two games a week - 12 team league. The guy that has Barkley is 22-2. 

[ChickenSandwich 9850]

Had to make three trades this week to fill a roster but Waddle and Westbrook-Ikhine saved the day 

[HornPhD 1368]

Need 61.37 from Lamar and Andrews in one league and 30.8 from Lamar in another.

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

My whitey twosome, Ladd & Dicker, gonna ball out again to save the week. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16021]

3 leagues, only won the one with the shittiest performance this week. Figures. 

[Js1 85559]

Phew, just enough done by Dicker and Herbert to put me in the playoffs 

[MrX 739]

Lamar and Henry did enough. I clinched a playoff spot. 

[Derka 6343]

just looooove when you play against your league clown and he drops 186 on you with scores like these:

 

[Baboontyme 2821]

My team ain't great (7/12 in points) but clinched a playoff spot at 8-4. I've been preaching the playoffs are a different season. Any players anyone is targeting for weeks 15, 16 and 17? 

First time I've made the tourney since my controversial pre-draft trade for Le'Veon Bell. I still think it was legit and everyone in the league save 1 dude who still harps on it agreed. I've been cursed since starting with Bell sitting out the entire season I traded for him. 

[Js1 85559]

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

My team ain't great (7/12 in points) but clinched a playoff spot at 8-4.

I made it in at 6-6, so....

It's anyone's game and the 3 seed has lost like half his players to IR, so I do have a chance to at least make the 2nd round.  From there on, it's all luck.