2024 fuck fantasy football

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

Gonna be a fun week everywhere with 6 fucking byes (Week 14 also). 

Atl, Buff, Cin, Jax, NO, NYJ 

[Celery Man 21021]

i need to drop someone to get a kicker. this is a 14 team league, it's just garbage out there - Adam Thielen is the highest rated available WR. Which is why I'm feeling a little bit of pain at getting ready to..... I think the smart choice would be to drop Rashod Bateman and the choice that i feel like making is to drop Keenan Allen. I should drop Bateman right?

 

I guess alternately I could drop one of the QBs. But then I find myself having to drop Stroud and I don't want to drop Stroud, even if he hasn't been a great fantasy option and won't likely be a great fantasy option this season.

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

Drop McPherson, he's not some irreplaceable stud. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

Jesus, he's 28th in avg pts/week (some of those are Ks with only a week or two). 

[Celery Man 21021]

lol I haven’t paid attention to kicker at all, I didn’t even think about just dropping him but yeah he has not been anything special 

 

I had a streak of a couple losses but I’m back in the w column, 8-3 in 5th with 1st and 2nd place at 9-2.

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

My hatred of TNF FF is well-documented, so... 

Do I sit Njoku tomorrow against Pitt for Jonnu v. NE? 

 

And pick two (.5 PPR): 

Chubb v. Pitt 

Downs v. Det 

Dell v. Tenn 

Or do I start both TEs with one of above? 

[HiggyBaby 2550]

Help me flex 1. Standard. arguments can be made for both.:

Ladd McConkey vs BAL

Bucky Irving  @ NYG

[Js1 85649]

McConkey if healthy enough to play

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

You're not sitting Ladd against Balt's horrific pass D. Do you only start two WRs? 

[HiggyBaby 2550]

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You're not sitting Ladd against Balt's horrific pass D. Do you only start two WRs? 

Two W/T with a W/R/T flex.

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

On 11/20/2024 at 4:04 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

My hatred of TNF FF is well-documented, so... 

Do I sit Njoku tomorrow against Pitt for Jonnu v. NE? 

 

And pick two (.5 PPR): 

Chubb v. Pitt 

Downs v. Det 

Dell v. Tenn 

Or do I start both TEs with one of above? 

Thanks, bros!

Gonna roll Chubb tonight with Swift questionable Sunday, Jonnu over Njoku. Can’t have two Browns on TNF. 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

Pearsal at GB

McMillan @ NYG 

Waddle v NE

Justice Hill @LAC

Pick two .5 PPR

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Gonna roll Chubb tonight 

Good, good. 

[Baboontyme 2831]

With Allen on a bye pickings are very slim. 

DeVito vs TB

Minshew vs Den

Young vs KC

Rush @ Washington 

Levis @ Hou

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

Yikes. Tommy Cutlets only because no one has seen him this season? 

We know the other 4 suck. 

[MrX 743]

Gotta try Tommy with those options. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

That went about as well as possible. 18.5 from Chubb & a dropped TD by Njoku on my bench. I'll fucking take it. 

[HiggyBaby 2550]

OK how we feeling about this lineup. I don’t have a ton of confidence in Deebo right now.

[HiggyBaby 2550]

We don’t do tight ends because there’s a pretty sharp fall off after the first few so a while back the league  decided not to make the tight end a requirement. But pretty much every tight end not named Kelce or Kittle is available. Standard league. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

I know JSN has been great last two weeks, but would still consider Bucky over him. Tampa should be ahead late. No PPR certainly value the RBs. 

[Baboontyme 2831]

19 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

We don’t do tight ends because there’s a pretty sharp fall off after the first few so a while back the league  decided not to make the tight end a requirement. But pretty much every tight end not named Kelce or Kittle is available. Standard league. 

Bowers?

[Baboontyme 2831]

20 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

With Allen on a bye pickings are very slim. 

DeVito vs TB

Minshew vs Den

Young vs KC

Rush @ Washington 

Levis @ Hou

Brandon Allen vs GB?

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

Cutlets! You know you want to.

SF will probably pound the ground. 

[HiggyBaby 2550]

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

Bowers?

And him 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

18 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Brandon Allen vs GB?

 

Tough spot to start on the road for the 32 year old backup

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

I got Bucky right, even though they tried to vulture two scores to Tucker. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

Just an 11.6-pt drop. Cool, cool. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

We knew it was likely with all the byes, but some nasty scores all over the board today. 

[Firemans4Horn 18186]

26 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We knew it was likely with all the byes, but some nasty scores all over the board today. 

My opponent didn’t get the notice. I’m getting my ass whipped. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

I am too in one league by the only guy already mathematically eliminated. 

[Baboontyme 2831]

Glad I didn't listen to you guys and played Levis. 27 points and double bonus I started the Texans D so I also reaped the rewards of his pick 6 and 53 sacks. Up by exactly 43 with him having Herbert and Dissly tomorrow. Going to be tight. They have scored that in 2 of the last 4. 

[Iceman 2728]

I need Zay Flowers to score 2 TDs tonight, which means all of you Rashad Bateman and Mark Andrews owners should be in business.

[MrX 743]

I need 31 combined from Lamar and Derrick Henry so I’m guessing the Ravens get shut out. 

[Js1 85649]

1 hour ago, MrX said:

I need 31 combined from Lamar and Derrick Henry so I’m guessing the Ravens get shut out. 

Please god. I need Henry to have a bad game and Herbert to do just well enough for Dicker to kick a bunch of FGs. Like Texas, I’m in “win and in” mode for playoffs 

[Bill Brasky 1468]

I ran into the brick wall of Mahomes/Barkley/McLaurin yesterday.   Just need a smooth 100 points from Herbert/Johnston/Andrews for the Monday night miracle 

[MrX 743]

Im in one league where we play two games a week - 12 team league. The guy that has Barkley is 22-2. 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

Had to make three trades this week to fill a roster but Waddle and Westbrook-Ikhine saved the day 

[HornPhD 1369]

Need 61.37 from Lamar and Andrews in one league and 30.8 from Lamar in another.

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

My whitey twosome, Ladd & Dicker, gonna ball out again to save the week. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16046]

3 leagues, only won the one with the shittiest performance this week. Figures. 

[Js1 85649]

Phew, just enough done by Dicker and Herbert to put me in the playoffs 

[MrX 743]

Lamar and Henry did enough. I clinched a playoff spot. 

[Derka 6374]

just looooove when you play against your league clown and he drops 186 on you with scores like these:

 

[Baboontyme 2831]

My team ain't great (7/12 in points) but clinched a playoff spot at 8-4. I've been preaching the playoffs are a different season. Any players anyone is targeting for weeks 15, 16 and 17? 

First time I've made the tourney since my controversial pre-draft trade for Le'Veon Bell. I still think it was legit and everyone in the league save 1 dude who still harps on it agreed. I've been cursed since starting with Bell sitting out the entire season I traded for him. 

[Js1 85649]

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

My team ain't great (7/12 in points) but clinched a playoff spot at 8-4.

I made it in at 6-6, so....

It's anyone's game and the 3 seed has lost like half his players to IR, so I do have a chance to at least make the 2nd round.  From there on, it's all luck. 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

Started out 2-5 and am now back to 6-6 with a shot at the playoffs. 
 

JS1 is correct. Just make it in. Anything can happen. 
 

Need a flex this week. .5ppr

Gus Edwards @ ATL - Dome

J Waddle @ GB (Thursday) 32 F and no precipitation 

Edited Wednesday at 01:13 AM by ChickenSandwich

[Baboontyme 2831]

Dobbins is hurt. I think it's Gus easy. 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

3rd option

McNichols v Tenn (B Rob and Eckler out)

[Js1 85649]

Pivotal first round matchup. Pick 3:

Gibbs

Montgomery

Cook

Hubbard 

Or all 4 and bench my second QB (Goff/Darnold) for a RB

And then Goff, Darnold or Hebert?

Edited Wednesday at 03:40 PM by Js1

[HiggyBaby 2550]

Way ahead in PF over the league but still in third because of random games like the one Saquon Barkley had last weekend. How are we feeling about this set up?