2024 fuck fantasy football

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

That should be your starters going forward, unless any of them are on bye in 14. Defenses can be swapped whenever. 

[MrX 803]

I’m playing JSN over Ladd at this point. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Pivotal first round matchup. Pick 3:

Gibbs

Montgomery

Cook

Hubbard 

Or all 4 and bench my second QB (Goff/Darnold) for a RB

And then Goff, Darnold or Hebert?

Scoring?

[Js1 87174]

4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Scoring?

PPR

4 points for passing TD, some bonuses for 50+ yard TD thrown and 400+ yard games

6 points for rushing TD, bonuses for 40+ yard rush TD and 200+ yard game 

Its just if I think 2 of those 3 QBs will do better than all 4 RBs

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

I’m never not starting a 2nd QB if allowed. Would probably sit Montgomery tomorrow morning because he’s banged up on a really short week, Chi is terrible, & Det could well be up 40 at half. Feels like a good game for Craig Reynolds to get the late bullshit carries so the big boys can chill. 

[Js1 87174]

I think I’m gonna sit Montgomery as well bc he’s questionable and it’s a Thursday game 

Now - 2 of Darnold, Goff and Herbert 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

100. 2QBs  and sit Monty

Edited November 28 by ChickenSandwich

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Good thing I drafted Ceedee Lamb in the first round. Fucking bum. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Did you take him at #3? Tyreek at 2 has worked out real fucking well too. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Stafford at NO or AR15 at NE? 

[Bill Brasky 1622]

8 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Stafford at NO or AR15 at NE? 

what is the weather forecast for Foxboro?  If its bad I'd go Stafford in the dome game

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

Need flex assistance. 0.5 PPR  

Cade Otton @Carolina (giving up most points to TEs in our league; I'm also starting Mayfield and Evans) or Gus Edwards @Atlanta? Already planning to start Darnell Mooney (vs Chargers) in my other flex spot. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Gus, that's too many Bucs. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

18 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Stafford at NO or AR15 at NE? 

Floor (MS) vs ceiling (AR). 

Depends on your match up.  

Edited December 1 by ChickenSandwich

[Baboontyme 2882]

I think I'm going Stafford in a dome on that one. 

I don't need to win the next 2 weeks, I clinched but I can't get the bye so seeding is irrelevant. I would like to win this week to try to keep the team I'm playing out of the playoffs as he is the guy who has been bitching about my Le'Veon trade for 6 years. He is off to a good start with the Thursday games so I'm shooting for highest upside here. It's Vidal I think?

PPR, 10 pt TDs. 

Edwards or Vidal @ ATL

Etienne vs HOU

Javonte I wish you were dead vs CLE on MNF

[Celery Man 21094]

Getting antsy about Shakir catching anything in all that snow tonight - switch for Bateman with the Ravens?

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Damn you, Herbert & Gus! 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Picked up Westbrook-Ikhine in two leagues, didn't start him in either. Goddamnit. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

I’m 0-5 the last 5 weeks in choosing between Goff and Wilson. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

33 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Picked up Westbrook-Ikhine in two leagues, didn't start him in either. Goddamnit. 

Started him last week and benched him this week 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

Fuck you Barkley and Ravens D

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Bucky, you my dog. 

[ztejas 44223]

After a bunch of dogshit weeks my team has somehow put it back together. 

Just in time for the playoffs I guess. Also had a lot of good stuff on my bench.

[HiggyBaby 2617]

killed it this week, thanks in no small part to Bucky Irving. So this week really doesn’t matter. I’m already in second place now going into the playoffs so win or lose but it’s more of a pride thing. I don’t have Lamar Jackson with his bye so which one of these quarterbacks should I go get? I’m thinking Tua. My second option would be Russell Wilson, but he’s going up against Cleveland, which I don’t like. And Nix is on a bye. Maybe Jameis?

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Gonna need 15.5 out of Courtland tonight. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

52 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Gonna need 15.5 out of Courtland tonight. 

Need him to score less than 10 to keep my playoff hopes alive. 
 

Hoping he gets covid in pregame warmups

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

I actually need it so next week is a ‘win & get in’ in one league. If not, I’ll need a guy that’s already clenched his position to beat one of his boys, but think he may lay down. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Laying down is week AF. Play your best lineup every week. Now if you have a lot of byes and don’t want to drop someone to get a TE on waivers that’s one thing. But handing a friend a win is bullshit. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Agreed, but I'm outsider in that league. Only know 3 dudes, unfortunately not the two that will affect me if Courtland sucks tonight. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Laying down is week AF. Play your best lineup every week. Now if you have a lot of byes and don’t want to drop someone to get a TE on waivers that’s one thing. But handing a friend a win is bullshit. 

Adding a weekly winner pot helps. We pay $50 a week to the high score all the way through the finals. Even the eliminated teams are still eligible for the weekly win. Keeps everyone involved . 

[Celery Man 21094]

On 12/1/2024 at 2:51 PM, Celery Man said:

Getting antsy about Shakir catching anything in all that snow tonight - switch for Bateman with the Ravens?

for once i made the right call, although it didn't matter much. as long as njoku doesn't tear off 35 points I'm good, and I've clinched the playoffs either way. It looked scary for a second with Darnold only having a few points into the third quarter. Jonnu Smith is the best waiver wire pickup I think I've made, I'm never drafting Kyle Pitts again or really anyone on the Falcons.

 

If you're already clenched Higgy I'd go Jameis. That seems like the most entertaining choice.

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

And fuck. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

Fuck you sutton

[C-Man 27777]

I’m on the bubble as far as making playoffs and need to decide between Darnold and Tua at QB. Any thoughts?

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Darnold

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

Is it wrong to coach up the last place team that you need to beat the team ahead of you?

Team Stafford Infection needs some help to make the playoffs. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

I ‘recommended’ two lineup changes to a good friend that was already eliminated last week because I needed his W. He handled business, but those two moves were basically a push. 

[ztejas 44223]

Holy shit I have 8 players on a bye this week including both QBs. I have not been paying attention to byes I guess.

Fortunately I clinched making the playoffs last week. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Going against Jacobs this week. Good start. 

[C-Man 27777]

Darnold

That’s where I was leaning. This settles it.

[Enchubben 5600]

On 12/5/2024 at 9:42 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Going against Jacobs this week. Good start. 

Yea played against Goff and Jacob’s this week. During the first quarter I was golden, then they pounded my asshole for 3 quarters.

[Celery Man 21094]

Moore or Allen? I’ve been defaulting to Moore all year but Allen has been performing better and Moore may be playing with a slight injury, still questionable.

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Pickens out for Pitt. 

[MagicSoccerSpray 1736]

Tracy Jr or Pacheco?

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Too late now, but Tracy. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

49 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Pickens out for Pitt. 

eating that bagel today for my squad. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Couldn’t quite make the 11:40 lineup check this morning? 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

22 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Couldn’t quite make the 11:40 lineup check this morning? 

 

Checked at 10. My playoff seeding is pretty locked in so not sweating it. 

[HiggyBaby 2617]

AJ Brown’s disappearing act is gonna kill me going into the playoffs

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

My Saturday night Charbonnet add in two leagues looks real fucking sweet already.