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Celery Man

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I clinched the playoffs so it doesn’t really matter but I’m playing #1 who is in first place on some bullshit. Currently have a 94% projected odds of winning (darnold vs stafford and some other good matchups). This one is for the homies 

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lol wait wtf Jonnu Smith had nothing deep into the 4th quarter and ended up with 14 points again? That’s where That percentage shot up.

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This is the dumbest fucking NFL season ever. 

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This score in my league is hilarious. .10 margin of victory and the losing team started Etienne who scored -.10.

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MrX

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One league we have seven make the playoffs. Top team gets a bye, then the other six thrown into one pot and the top three advance. I have no Rams or 49ers so I’m hoping the score is like 10-6. 

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Zay Flowers or Adam Thielen? Flowers is solid but not sure how much Jackson will have to throw today. Thielen has been great last two weeks. (One other nugget is that I’m playing against Lamar Jackson so maybe the smart play is to plug in Zay so I can siphon off some points if LJ posts a five-TD day.)

I’ve won six straight after a 2-6 start and playoffs began this week. At the last minute Thursday, I put Issac Guerendo in on my Flex spot but in retrospect probably should’ve waited and put him at RB2 ahead of Tyrone Tracy Jr. That would’ve let me play both Thielen and Flowers, one at WR2 and the other at Flex. (My other starting WR is Jerry Jeudy.)

This season has been nuts. Had the #1 overall pick and took McCaffrey. Of my probable starting nine guys today, I only drafted three (Kelce, Kamara and Jeudy). Injuries have been a killer — McCaffrey, Olave, Ekeler, Tua and more.)

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Zay Flowers or Adam Thielen? Flowers is solid but not sure how much Jackson will have to throw today. Thielen has been great last two weeks. (One other nugget is that I’m playing against Lamar Jackson so maybe the smart play is to plug in Zay so I can siphon off some points if LJ posts a five-TD day.)

I’ve won six straight after a 2-6 start and playoffs began this week. At the last minute Thursday, I put Issac Guerendo in on my Flex spot but in retrospect probably should’ve waited and put him at RB2 ahead of Tyrone Tracy Jr. That would’ve let me play both Thielen and Flowers, one at WR2 and the other at Flex. (My other starting WR is Jerry Jeudy.)

This season has been nuts. Had the #1 overall pick and took McCaffrey. Of my probable starting nine guys today, I only drafted three (Kelce, Kamara and Jeudy). Injuries have been a killer — McCaffrey, Olave, Ekeler, Tua and more.)

The Cowboys D lost 2 starters. They may not really care to try to play anyway. The Baltimore game is predicted to be windy too. Maybe Thielen??
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The Cowboys D lost 2 starters. They may not really care to try to play anyway. The Baltimore game is predicted to be windy too. Maybe Thielen??

Yeah, was thinking about that. I’m leaning Zay just in case Lamar goes off.
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5 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


Devante is probably going to be the reason I lose in one of my leagues.

Same, but also because Tua + Purdy were fucking awful this week.

Tough season for me. 2nd highest scoring team, but had the most points against. Was giving up just over 178 per week in Yahoo. I gave up over 200 more total points than the team below me.

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11 hours ago, LonghornJudas said:

Same, but also because Tua + Purdy were fucking awful this week.

Tough season for me. 2nd highest scoring team, but had the most points against. Was giving up just over 178 per week in Yahoo. I gave up over 200 more total points than the team below me.


I played in a league where you won or lost two games each week. First one was against your opponent and second W/L was if you were in the top half of the league scoring for the week. Loved that set up. 

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Alright team Surly. What do I do here for week 16. I had a bye this weekend but the guy I’m going up against blew up thanks to Josh Allen. I was planning to sit AJ Brown, but he seems to have woken up at least in this last game and I like the conference matchup. But my receiver pool seems interchangable.  Arguments could be made for Mcconkey, but with Geno Smith beat up not sure about Smith-Njigba.
Anyways, I’ll hang up and listen, standard scoring. 

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On 12/12/2024 at 4:35 PM, MrX said:

One league we have seven make the playoffs. Top team gets a bye, then the other six thrown into one pot and the top three advance. I have no Rams or 49ers so I’m hoping the score is like 10-6. 

Insane week. I advanced. One team scored 159 and didn’t make it - he needed Darnold to throw one more TD and he would’ve nipped me. Big sweat!

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24 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

My man Justin bowed up in the 2H. 

 

Cut Gus this week, but he never would have started tonight anyway. 

Yeah while true still a nut kick with him on my bench and Etienne slotted as my RB2. This one is going to come down to Allen vs Lamar most likely regardless. 

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