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[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

Need help with my QB indecision. Half PPR. 

Burrow or Baker? Either way, I will have significant potential for "double dipping" between the QB and receiving target(s) - Burrow and Chase, or Baker and Evans + McMillan (with a "consolation prize" of McLaughlin for those TB drives that end with a FG).

Bengals are barely on the bubble for the playoffs, while the Bucs are solidly in the hunt, and still have a ~65% chance of making the playoffs even with a loss this week, according to NFL.com. 

Finally, Burrow is playing outside in Cincinnati (predicted high of 34, 4 mph winds) while Baker is playing indoors at Jerry World. 

Thoughts? 

Edited Friday at 03:45 PM by Prepuce of Doom

[Celery Man 21093]

23 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

This is my league's scoring with PPR and 10 pt TDs but Fantasy Pros has both Brown and Conner higher than Kyren. 

My dilemma, same league (PPR, 10 pt) - for my Flex - Worthy or Jonnu Smith?

 

14 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I'm partial to Jonnu lately. 

 

Come on Justin & Ladd tonight, whiteys unite! 

highlighted is when I picked jonnu up off waivers and started benching Pitts. Snapped a 3 game skid and he’s been killer, I’m ride or die with him

 

i haven’t looked at Worthy’s stats but they’re pretty low scoring right?

[Celery Man 21093]

I kinda lean Baker for the reasons you stated and I think he’ll go hard in Dallas. But Burrow is probably safer.

[MrX 803]

Denver D epic fail. Goose egg last night. 

[Baboontyme 2882]

Another vote for Baker. 

[ChickenSandwich 9946]

Baker

 

With Kamara apparently out, need 1 flex in standard scoring (no ppr) Dynasty league. Bonus for 100yrd rushing or receiving. 
 

R Stevenson at BUF

D Hopkins v HOU

Jonu Smith v SF

D Singletary at ATL

A Gibson at BUF

Ty Johnson v NE

[shadow_operative2.0 16254]

I ain’t sitting Burrow in the playoffs, period. And I’m far from a Baker hater. 

Worthy will also have to deal with Hollywood being back. 

[Baboontyme 2882]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Baker

 

With Kamara apparently out, need 1 flex in standard scoring (no ppr) Dynasty league. Bonus for 100yrd rushing or receiving. 
 

R Stevenson at BUF

D Hopkins v HOU

Jonu Smith v SF

D Singletary at ATL

A Gibson at BUF

Ty Johnson v NE

Tracey is questionable. Not sure when the games are all kicking off but you will want to wait if you can. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16254]

Flex, .5 PPR. Crazy that this decision could decide a shot at the $. 

 

Patrick Taylor at Mia, Sunday 3:25 in some potential rain 

Kendre Miller at GB, Monday night in some potential snow 

 

Sites are nice & split. 

[Baboontyme 2882]

7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I ain’t sitting Burrow in the playoffs, period. And I’m far from a Baker hater. 

I hear this. Fwiw in my league CBS has Burrow projected at 35+ and Baker at 29+. I just prefer to have my QB indoors vs in cold weather. My buddy in my league who is in the other semi-final has the same dilemma and he is starting Joey B.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Flex, .5 PPR. Crazy that this decision could decide a shot at the $. 

 

Patrick Taylor at Mia, Sunday 3:25 in some potential rain 

Kendre Miller at GB, Monday night in some potential snow 

 

Sites are nice & split. 

I don't like the Miller matchup. He looked good when I saw him running on Sunday, but in order for him to be viable we've got to rely on Spencer Rattler driving the team down the field in Green Bay in late December against a playoff team in a game that likely won't be close. Game script won't be in your favor. Then again that doesn't always hurt. I have gotten a nice year out of Chuba for example. My choice would be Taylor. 

[MrX 803]

I’d start Burrow over Baker.
 

I’d start Miller over the Niners RB. Niners may go to a committee or hot hand. Miller has no competition for carries. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16254]

Of course X scores. 

[Baboontyme 2882]

56 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Of course X scores. 

Just checked the box score. Between him and Gus on Thursday that's 30 TD points on my bench. C'mon Jonnu make me not regret this. 

11 targets 2 weeks in a row for Worthy. Hopefully I have another decision to make next week. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16254]

That Lamar to Andrews double-dip REALLY fucking hurt. 

[Baboontyme 2882]

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That Lamar to Andrews double-dip REALLY fucking hurt. 

Going against Andrews and Lamar? Damn. My opponent had Flowers and Lamar. I didn't think the damage was too bad. They went from a 56% fave pregame to 54. I'm just not convinced that Allen is going to go ham again. He probably will be done trying to score by halftime. 

Good luck to everyone in their semifinal matchups. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16254]

For whoever has Singletary.