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Prepuce of Doom

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Need help with my QB indecision. Half PPR. 

Burrow or Baker? Either way, I will have significant potential for "double dipping" between the QB and receiving target(s) - Burrow and Chase, or Baker and Evans + McMillan (with a "consolation prize" of McLaughlin for those TB drives that end with a FG).

Bengals are barely on the bubble for the playoffs, while the Bucs are solidly in the hunt, and still have a ~65% chance of making the playoffs even with a loss this week, according to NFL.com. 

Finally, Burrow is playing outside in Cincinnati (predicted high of 34, 4 mph winds) while Baker is playing indoors at Jerry World. 

Thoughts? 

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This is the dumbest fucking NFL season ever. 

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This score in my league is hilarious. .10 margin of victory and the losing team started Etienne who scored -.10.

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Celery Man

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23 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

This is my league's scoring with PPR and 10 pt TDs but Fantasy Pros has both Brown and Conner higher than Kyren. 

My dilemma, same league (PPR, 10 pt) - for my Flex - Worthy or Jonnu Smith?

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14 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I'm partial to Jonnu lately. 

 

Come on Justin & Ladd tonight, whiteys unite! 

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highlighted is when I picked jonnu up off waivers and started benching Pitts. Snapped a 3 game skid and he’s been killer, I’m ride or die with him

 

i haven’t looked at Worthy’s stats but they’re pretty low scoring right?

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Baker

 

With Kamara apparently out, need 1 flex in standard scoring (no ppr) Dynasty league. Bonus for 100yrd rushing or receiving. 
 

R Stevenson at BUF

D Hopkins v HOU

Jonu Smith v SF

D Singletary at ATL

A Gibson at BUF

Ty Johnson v NE

Tracey is questionable. Not sure when the games are all kicking off but you will want to wait if you can. 

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7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I ain’t sitting Burrow in the playoffs, period. And I’m far from a Baker hater. 

I hear this. Fwiw in my league CBS has Burrow projected at 35+ and Baker at 29+. I just prefer to have my QB indoors vs in cold weather. My buddy in my league who is in the other semi-final has the same dilemma and he is starting Joey B.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Flex, .5 PPR. Crazy that this decision could decide a shot at the $. 

 

Patrick Taylor at Mia, Sunday 3:25 in some potential rain 

Kendre Miller at GB, Monday night in some potential snow 

 

Sites are nice & split. 

I don't like the Miller matchup. He looked good when I saw him running on Sunday, but in order for him to be viable we've got to rely on Spencer Rattler driving the team down the field in Green Bay in late December against a playoff team in a game that likely won't be close. Game script won't be in your favor. Then again that doesn't always hurt. I have gotten a nice year out of Chuba for example. My choice would be Taylor. 

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4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That Lamar to Andrews double-dip REALLY fucking hurt. 

Going against Andrews and Lamar? Damn. My opponent had Flowers and Lamar. I didn't think the damage was too bad. They went from a 56% fave pregame to 54. I'm just not convinced that Allen is going to go ham again. He probably will be done trying to score by halftime. 

Good luck to everyone in their semifinal matchups. 

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Whoever was asking about Miller, just saw something on social where the interim coach said in his presser on Thursday that it would be a committee approach with Jamaal Williams and the 3rd string guy. Take it fwiw. Google the quote because I can't find the post anymore. 

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After an 11-3 season I'm finna get knocked off by the 8-6 team who finished in 6th place on the back of 19.5 defensive points from Cincinnati. And Ameer fucking Abdullah. It's not over, but I really need some more points out of Jonnu or J. Sanders (who's been killer) or Shakir to do something but Amari Cooper to not. And I need Kraft to not do shit tomorrow. Fuck.

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I made the final. If you had told me Allen was going to score 15 points and we were going to make the final due to outstanding performances from Chuba, BT Jr and streaming the Falcons D I would have called BS. Just need to get lucky one more time to win the coveted Tomahawk. 

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16 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Atl D bailed out/fucked plenty of people across the country today. 

Scored most points all year.  Standard scoring league. 

Daniels, Henry, mixon, asb, puca, nabers/Sutton and lose this week to the fucking Atlanta defense and the Detroit kicker mostly. 

I am officially done with all fantasy sports.  

That was a time based decision during baseball season but this is just the icing on the cake. 

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