2024 fuck fantasy football

[Derka 6402]

just love going up against this on a thursday:

thank gif i have lamar lol, so im still alive. 

[WinningIsHard 4171]

8 hours ago, Derka said:

just love going up against this on a thursday:

thank gif i have lamar lol, so im still alive. 

I’ve never played in a league with a point system like that, goodness that’s a lot of points for one guy. My league he had 55 which is the most I’d ever seen. 

[Js1 86875]

He had 61.4 in our league. Whoever played against him is already down so much

We did have a Burrow-Lamar H2H though 

Edited November 8 by Js1

[ChickenSandwich 9917]

Have the Chase/Burrow stack in Dynasty league and they have the crazy bonus point system. 
 

Burrow: 64.7

Chase: 70.40

Average winning score in league is about 115

[Hammerin Hank 1230]

I have Burrow and Chase in one of my leagues. It has some weird bonuses so scores are always higher than other leagues. 

[HornPhD 1384]

I have Lamar and Chase in my .5 PPR league: 40.90 and 49.90, respectively. I also have Andrews.

My current point total is about 90% of my opponent’s estimated total, which means I will probably lose by 1 point. 

[MrX 791]

I own Lamar, Henry, and Flowers in one league. It’s quite the high floor week in and week out. 

[Hammerin Hank 1230]

Need some flex advice.

Pollard at Chargers or

Ekeler vs Steelers

Brian Robinson is out so Ekeler will get the start, but Pollard has been pretty good this season. ESPN projects Ekeler to score 2 more points 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

PPR? I’d go Ekeler. Levis being back probably hurts Pollard because he isn’t good. 

[Hammerin Hank 1230]

.5 ppr. I’ve been leaning Ekeler since I found out he’s starting. That’s probably what I’ll go with 

[Firemans4Horn 18496]

20 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I have Burrow and Chase in one of my leagues. It has some weird bonuses so scores are always higher than other leagues. 

 

how’d you get those 3 players in a 2qb league?

[Hammerin Hank 1230]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

how’d you get those 3 players in a 2qb league?

This was the first time most of us had done a 2 qb league. Apparently I’m the only one that understood the qb value. 10 team league and I had the 10th pick. I went Jalen, Jamar for my first and second pick. Got Burrow in the 4th

[Hammerin Hank 1230]

I’m going to brag on my team for a minute. I’m 5-4 but leading in PF by over 200 points. I’ve also had the most points against. I’ve lost Rashee Rice, Chris Godwin, and Stefon Diggs to injury. Here’s my roster 

[ChickenSandwich 9917]

Get on the fucking field Nico

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

This one is ugly... 

Flacco v. Buff or the immortal Daniel Jones at Car? 

[Hammerin Hank 1230]

Daniel Jones imo. I don’t hate it either. The Panthers are terrible on defense 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Yep, that's gonna be the play. 

Just for reference, these are the only other starting QBs available this week. 

Bryce/Mac Jones/Rush/Levis 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

And that Giants/Panthers game is 8:30 am for us from Germany. 

[Enchubben 5597]

Giants lol. What a wet fart.

I’m in the Nico quandry like everyone else this week. Devonta smith at the afternoon game or wait on Nico. 

[ztejas 44114]

I just had to drop someone to pick up a fucking kicker because Siebert got injured. 

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Giants lol. What a wet fart.

I’m in the Nico quandry like everyone else this week. Devonta smith at the afternoon game or wait on Nico. 

I'm playing Oduzne over Nico. 

Which means Nico will come back and go for 11 for 143 and a touchdown.

[ChickenSandwich 9917]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Giants lol. What a wet fart.

I’m in the Nico quandry like everyone else this week. Devonta smith at the afternoon game or wait on Nico. 

McMillan or Ricky Pearsal or wait for Nico. No pivot options on late games. 

Edited November 10 by ChickenSandwich

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Devonta smith at the afternoon game or wait on Nico. 

Are you in an 8-team league where DeVonta isn’t an auto-start? 

[ChickenSandwich 9917]

Fuck it. Im starting Nico. Will go down with the ship 

[ztejas 44114]

12 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Fuck it. Im starting Nico. Will go down with the ship 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Who else wants to murder the idiot Asian K from Atl? Missed 30, 40, 50-yders in ESPN is a 15-pt swing. That's rather massive. 

[ztejas 44114]

29 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Who else wants to murder the idiot Asian K from Atl? Missed 30, 40, 50-yders in ESPN is a 15-pt swing. That's rather massive. 

I had to drop my backup QB to pick a kicker up because my dipshit K thats #1 in fantasy got injured. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Need 3.4 out of Det's D tonight. Sacks early & often, please! 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

On 11/9/2024 at 5:13 AM, Hammerin Hank said:

.5 ppr. I’ve been leaning Ekeler since I found out he’s starting. That’s probably what I’ll go with 

You're welcome. 

[Enchubben 5597]

9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Are you in an 8-team league where DeVonta isn’t an auto-start? 

12 team league actually. I just didn’t have faith in Devonta this week against the cowboys. Proven right as it turns out.

That said I went with him and still ended up being right since Nico didn’t play.

[Js1 86875]

Good fucking god, the 2 QBs I started have combined for about 7 INTs and a lost fumble 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Ol’ boy CJ is helping me a lot this half. 

[Js1 86875]

ok now it’s like 8 INTs

[ChickenSandwich 9917]

Fuck you Robert Woods. 

[Fletch 5817]

 

Suck it, @shadow_operative2.0

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Ain’t nobody should be bragging about winning with 83!

That was a rough week all across fantasy after the TNF shootout. 

[Fletch 5817]

It was a slug fest of mediocrity. My boys are going to have to give me more this week 

[ChickenSandwich 9917]

Dynasty team. No PPR but bonus for 100yds receiving or rushing

Need 1 flex and 1 WR

D Hopkins @ Buffalo

D Moore v GB

R Stevenson v Rams

 

 

Edited November 15 by ChickenSandwich

[MrX 791]

Hopkins and Stevenson. The Bears passing offense is a shitshow. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Need one, .5 PPR. Not great, Bob. 

Dell at Dal 

Downs at NYJ 

Shakir v. KC 

[MrX 791]

Shakir. Downs downgraded because Flacco benched and the Texans passing offense can’t really be trusted right now. 

[Firemans4Horn 18496]

I started Russ over Goff. Talk about your all time backfires. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Sat Downs in all 3 leagues, of course he scores. 

[Celery Man 21076]

don't regret picking up jonnu smith, don't regret sitting Pitts because Smith was projected to get like .5 more points than him

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Also sat Jonnu, but he wasn’t exactly an auto-start. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Fuck you, Chris Boswell. Goddamnit! 

[Firemans4Horn 18496]

Kamara 0 rushing touchdowns

taysom hill 3 rushing touchdowns

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Cutting Javonte for that fucker with the weird name in two leagues sure went well. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

Lot of Ladd & Dicker, no Quentin tonight. 

[HiggyBaby 2614]

All Hail Chris fuckin Boswell 

[shadow_operative2.0 16172]

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Lot of Ladd & Dicker, no Quentin tonight. 

Love my whiteys! Ladd's last catch with :26 left did it.