2024 fuck fantasy football

[HiggyBaby 2617]

Lookin to add some depth to WR in next couple weeks. Is that cat from Indianapolis any good? Pierce? I guess we’ll see how Mike Williams looks tonight too. Anyone else? I did snag Brian Thomas late in the draft. He had a nice debut for Jax.

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Demarcus Robinson for LAR with Puka dead may not suck in deeper leagues. 

[Radical Larry 28819]

Hope you McCaffrey bros picked up Jordan Mason this week. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

@Fletch certainly didn't! 

[Fletch 5817]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

@Fletch certainly didn't! 

Yeah. Totally killed it this weekend 

[cmontexas 3367]

I always draft extra lottery ticket rbs and have to drop one before week 1 starts to get a defensive player. I dropped Mason. Fuck you Rico Dowdle and Ray Davis

[HiggyBaby 2617]

Mason seems like a nice pickup. Also, I thought the Jets D was better than this. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Won by .22 in one league thanks to Aiyuk doing nothing. 

 

Garrett boned me in another. 

[ChickenSandwich 9947]

Richardson and Reed save the day. 1-0

[Js1 87174]

10 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Won by .22 in one league thanks to Aiyuk doing nothing. 

 

Garrett boned me in another. 

Aiyuk boned me.  As did Purdy not even throwing a TD.

But my own fault - Worthy and Montgomery would have given me a win, since Aiyuk and Cook didn't do it. 

[CurlyDumps 4650]

Super fucking cool when your entire team accounts for 2 touchdowns.

Still got the magic touch with always starting a WR who catches 2 passes or less. Drake London AND Christian Kirk, come on down!

How does that tall necked stupid faced dipshit Lawrence only complete 12 passes against a dogshit Miami Secondary? 

Hey Kirk, tear your other ACL please while screaming "you like that?!" to the nearest reporter you feel you must own. 

[MrX 803]

I have Drake London in one league and Harrison Jr. in the other. I have no clue on the former and am very concerned about the latter. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

@Herbie Hancock beat @NorthLoop 121.12-121.1, fucking ouch. 

[closetohumping 17803]

In two of my leagues the opposing kicker scored 20+. 2-1 overall

 

had Reed and baker on my bench 

Edited September 11 by closetohumping

[ChickenSandwich 9947]

we cut kickers this year, great decision 

[Celery Man 21094]

For WR I’ve got Moore and Allen from the Bears (currently starting) and Shakir and Coleman from the Bills in the bench. Thinking about benching Allen for one of the Bills guys (probably Coleman) since they play Thursday and Allen has a nagging injury. Thoughts?

[ChickenSandwich 9947]

Moore and Coleman for me.  Coleman had the most snaps of all Bills WRs; Shakir seems TD dependent and Allen is not start-able until The Sooner looks semi functional

[closetohumping 17803]

Someone offering me dj moore or Kirk for Zack moss

[Coach pop a bitch 5965]

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Moore and Coleman for me.  Coleman had the most snaps of all Bills WRs; Shakir seems TD dependent and Allen is not start-able until The Sooner looks semi functional

Is AD Mitchell not in wavers?

[ChickenSandwich 9947]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Is AD Mitchell not in wavers?

He is rostered in both of my leagues. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

And there is zero reason to use him now.

Trying to figure how Celery ended up with those as his top 4 WRs. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5965]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And there is zero reason to use him now.

Trying to figure how Celery ended up with those as his top 4 WRs. 

If you hand nothing use him.  Last week he was 2 over throws away from exploding. His game looks good.  Those balls will hit

[ChickenSandwich 9947]

10 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

If you hand nothing use him.  Last week he was 2 over throws away from exploding. His game looks good.  Those balls will hit

AR15 completed 9 passes. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5965]

13 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

AR15 completed 9 passes. 

9 awesome passes my man. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

If you’re starting ADM in week 2, something has gone seriously, seriously wrong. I’m in a 16 & 18-team league, he rightfully sits in both. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5965]

16 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

If you’re starting ADM in week 2, something has gone seriously, seriously wrong. I’m in a 16 & 18-team league, he rightfully sits in both. 

I'm in 16 team league. Hes on waivers. I'm only responding cuz @ChickenSandwich is debating starting one of the bills receivers and I like AD upside compared to theirs. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

I would start Coleman 100 out of 100 times over ADM this week. 

And it was @Celery Man with the gross choices, Chicken agrees with me. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5965]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I would start Coleman 100 out of 100 times over ADM this week. 

And it was @Celery Man with the gross choices, Chicken agrees with me. 

Well maybe I'm a bit drunk on a wed but I'm starting AD and Worthy this week.

[Celery Man 21094]

Well my top receiver is Sun god. But yeah I didn’t draft well there.

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Can we get in your league next year? 

[ChickenSandwich 9947]

On 9/11/2024 at 4:22 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Moore and Coleman for me.  Coleman had the most snaps of all Bills WRs; Shakir seems TD dependent and Allen is not start-able until The Sooner looks semi functional

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Yep, had Cook in one league, Allen in another. Josh didn’t have to do shit after his 17-yd dump off score. 

[Hank_Hill 19987]

They’re going to break him with Tua getting his head scrambled again, but Achane has been a hell of a 4th rounder for me. Aggy fuck.

[MrX 803]

I would fade all rookie receivers not named Xavier Worthy until further notice. 
 

I would also buy up DJ Moore if people are panic shopping him. 

[ztejas 44223]

7 minutes ago, MrX said:

I would fade all rookie receivers not named Xavier Worthy until further notice. 

Yeah I'm going to go ahead and stick with McConkey over McLaurin.

[ChickenSandwich 9947]

started Cook

 

Also started Coleman

[Celery Man 21094]

On 9/11/2024 at 5:20 PM, Celery Man said:

For WR I’ve got Shakir and Coleman from the Bills

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

5 hours ago, MrX said:

I would fade all rookie receivers not named Xavier Worthy until further notice

I'm with you, although fantasy pros really wants me to play Nabers

[Coach pop a bitch 5965]

6 hours ago, MrX said:

I would fade all rookie receivers not named Xavier Worthy until further notice. 
 

I would also buy up DJ Moore if people are panic shopping him. 

Brian thomas jr 

[Hank_Hill 19987]

3 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I'm with you, although fantasy pros really wants me to play Nabers

Yea, I’m debating between Harrison Jr and Aiyuk right now. Might give Harrison Jr one more week

[Radical Larry 28819]

 

[Stunns38 3805]

Flex: singletary RB vs Wash or TE Likely vs LV? Thx

[CurlyDumps 4650]

Evan Engram is out. Injured during warmups. Hopefully that means Furio & Carmela's idiot lovechild directs more targets toward Kirk.

1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:

Flex: singletary RB vs Wash or TE Likely vs LV? Thx

Singletary I guess. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

2 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Flex: singletary RB vs Wash or TE Likely vs LV? Thx 

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Singletary I guess. 

Good job. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

On 9/13/2024 at 2:21 PM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I'm with you, although fantasy pros really wants me to play Nabers

Smart fellas. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Isaiah Likely owners snapped back to reality. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

On 9/13/2024 at 9:17 AM, MrX said:

I would fade all rookie receivers not named Xavier Worthy until further notice. 

Did not age well. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

I’ve got a lot of options:

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Send the Lamar one just to be funny. 

[Hank_Hill 19987]

On 9/13/2024 at 12:54 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, I’m debating between Harrison Jr and Aiyuk right now. Might give Harrison Jr one more week