2024 fuck fantasy football

[Hook1997 5509]

What the hell is going on with Breece Hall?  Straight disappeared the last two weeks. 

[ztejas 44223]

Oh so now Rhamondre wants to show up. The dipshit that I am I put Gibson in for him.

Fortunately the Stroud/Collins combo is total murder and I shouldn't need a lot out of RB2. Also had London go off on Thurs.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

21 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Everyone is on the Wicks train this week. 

Went with Wicks. Low bar to do better than Achane today. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

Nico with the hamstring. Fuck it all

[Celery Man 21094]

On 9/29/2024 at 2:13 PM, Celery Man said:

ok i'm actually going to switch to darnold next week

 

On 10/5/2024 at 9:31 AM, Celery Man said:

I’m gonna jinx it but Coleman will have a good week on the Bills with Shakir out. 

always listen to me

[ztejas 44223]

11 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Nico with the hamstring. Fuck it all

[Hook1997 5509]

21 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Nico with the hamstring. Fuck it all

It started so good too, he was headed for 30 points plus. Might have screwed a big matchup I have this week sitting at 2-2.  

[Celery Man 21094]

48 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

always listen to me

if saying what you think is going to happen out loud jinxes your prediction, then you simply call out that your predictions are always wrong

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

54 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

always listen to me

You beautiful bastard

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Kept Andrews for one more week. That was a waste. 

[Celery Man 21094]

Bengals Ravens game is killing me. I’ve got Elle Macpherson and the other guy has Jackson

[Js1 87174]

22 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Bengals Ravens game is killing me. I’ve got Elle Macpherson and the other guy has Jackson

I went up against Chase. 45.3 points 

[ztejas 44223]

Kyren is a fucking animal. Got him on the 12/13 swing as the last pick in our draft.

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

My annual complaint that a 100 or 1-yd defensive score in ESPN/Yahoo count the exact same. Drives me insane. CBS can easily be fixed for the yards. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

And right on cue, SF gets a long defensive score too that is only 6 pts plus maybe 1 or 2 for the block. 

[ztejas 44223]

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

My annual complaint that a 100 or 1-yd defensive score in ESPN/Yahoo count the exact same. Drives me insane. CBS can easily be fixed for the yards. 

What do you do for the yardage? 1 for 25?

And do you get points for any return yardage?

Edited October 6 by ztejas

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Same as a 90-yd rushing or receiving TD, 15 pts.

Don’t do non-scoring kick return yds. 

[Celery Man 21094]

I had this one wrapped up until Tucker Kraft, damn

[Js1 87174]

9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I had this one wrapped up until Tucker Kraft, damn

A last minute move that’s giving me a chance 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Tonight will be nervy. 

Have to dodge 22 from Najee & Aubrey in one league, 10 from Dal D in another. 

Fuck. 

[Zepol87 9340]

Same. I’m up 18 and have Saints D left and opponent has Fields

[Celery Man 21094]

Up 17.3 and opponent has Kamara. Not enough of a lead.

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

50-yd FG on the first fucking drive is about as bad as it gets for me. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Lucky as fuck to survive both sweats, wow. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

6 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I had this one wrapped up until Tucker Kraft, damn

Seriously. Same shit. WTF 2 TDs! 60 yards and no one can catch that big fuck?

Im hanging on to a 3pt lead with KC D vs K Hunt 🤦‍♂️

Edited October 7 by ChickenSandwich

[closetohumping 17803]

Need asshat kelce to get 16

[Js1 87174]

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Need asshat kelce to get 16

I need him to get hurt running out of the tunnel and a 20 point game from Worthy. 

[ztejas 44223]

27.6 up opponent has Olave.

ESPN giving me a 98% chance. That seems high. 

[Hammerin Hank 1264]

I’m down 33 points, but I have Mahomes, Worthy, and Shaheed tonight. My opponent has Kelce. Yahoo gives me a 38% chance. Hope Worthy eats up all the targets 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

@Bill Brasky, you watching? 

[HornPhD 1389]

5 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I’m down 33 points, but I have Mahomes, Worthy, and Shaheed tonight. My opponent has Kelce. Yahoo gives me a 38% chance. Hope Worthy eats up all the targets 

Whats the point differential now?

[Hammerin Hank 1264]

40 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Whats the point differential now?

I lost 108 - 104. Needed Mahomes to throw a touchdown pass 

[Enchubben 5600]

I was down 11 points and went Worthy over Hunt last night in the flex. Was kicking myself early, but X pulled it out late with the rushing TD. Ended up winning with three of my players leaving their game Sunday in the first half. Glad I won, because I’m now cooked for next week.

[Bill Brasky 1622]

12 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

@Bill Brasky, you watching? 

yeah I was.  never thought I would be mad at a Worthy TD 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Butker’s clanged 51-yder really boned you. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

It's real early in the week, but oh well. Pick 2, .5 PPR... 

Downs at Tenn

McConkey at Den

Meyers v. Pitt

Rome v. Jax 

[MrX 803]

Downs for sure, then I’d lean Rome

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Sweet, got Tank on waivers. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

Deep league long shot, but the Cardinals could use Zay Jones if they don’t cut him. Eligible to return this week. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

52 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Sweet, got Tank on waivers. 

Nice, me too for $15 and pumped as I'm an Eti owner.  Had a $65 bid on Kittle (not sure why he was dropped) but got outbid. 

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

Day to day 

week to week

IR

Say it ain’t so Nico

 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

48 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Day to day 

week to week

IR

Say it ain’t so Nico

 

Terrible.  He's been money.  Now I have to decide between Scary Terry v BAL or DK vs SF.  Experts saying DK, but he's had a bad couple o weeks. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

DK went over 100 yards for 3 straight weeks prior to last week. 

[achooloco 1086]

On 10/8/2024 at 1:09 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It's real early in the week, but oh well. Pick 2, .5 PPR... 

Downs at Tenn

McConkey at Den

Meyers v. Pitt

Rome v. Jax 

I started 0-9 and now 5-10 overall in my 3 leagues so take it for what it’s worth. Downs I feel depends on Flacco starting. McConkey is playing the slot so really won’t deal with Surtain II so I’m hoping he has a good day regardless of how good the Denver D is against the pass. No clue on Rome or Meyers (but hoping JSN and Meyers do well in my league).

[ChickenSandwich 9952]

Pittman out for a few weeks. 
 

Downs should get an upgrade. Does Pierce or Mitchell take the top outside WR spot?

[ztejas 44223]

The dipshits running my league don't have an IR slot. I might just drop Nico.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The dipshits running my league don't have an IR slot. I might just drop Nico.

Don't you do it

[ztejas 44223]

6 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Don't you do it

I want AD.

[ztejas 44223]

The league office appears to have capitulated to my demands. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5901]

With Nico out, maybe that garbage can Dell can be promoted from the practice squad