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Guy proposes legal hand jobs by massage practitioners to Lawrence KS city commission


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On 8/1/2018 at 12:38 PM, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

You should not have rolled over with a boner.

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17 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

 


He was Asian. He spoke with an accent. It was all so sudden.

“OK honey, time to turn over...”

My liberal views were put to the test that day.

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On 8/1/2018 at 2:03 PM, ABSR said:

But what if the guy is fat and hispanic?   Could you close your eyes and be okay with it them?

Now close your eyes and image she’s white. 

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On 8/1/2018 at 4:24 PM, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

Reminds me of something from the onion’s “why do all these guys keep sucking my dick?”

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On 8/1/2018 at 2:27 PM, Anwar Namtut said:

The way he read that is like someone said, "Here is $100. Go to the city council meeting and read this. Don't read it before."

This!  He probably lost a bet or it was a double dog dare...

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