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24 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Yup.

This shit could get epically popcorn worthy if certain parties don’t play the cards the right way.  Every employee in the ADept knew Earle’s grandson was a coke/roid head & protected.. I’d guess most in the building were aware of the abuse issues or st least that the Smith’s had a mofo crazy marriage/divorce.

What’s the total headcount & terminations gonna be after this is all done?

FYI, it’s the Les Wexner Football Complex @ the Woody Hayes Athletic Center.   Mrs Wexner surprised Les on his birthday with that lil happy birthday token.

Holy unleavened bread, that dept may get scorched like a couch on High Street. Wexner certainly isn’t involved nor has knowledge of any simpleton shit that goes on at the meathead center... if the University doesn’t handle this properly we are gonna see a modern day civil war in Buckeyeville.

you are a hilarious person

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alincoln
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The great irony of this thread is that Smith turned a position at Texas down when offered to him by Herman who was well aware of his relationship issues. The same Herman who hired Casey Horny.

horngasm
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There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

Parliament
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If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

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Wow. That is a really bad conspiracy theory. I will say I turned it on to ESPNU to watch College football live yesterday, and every single person on that show is from the SECNetwork. It's almost like they really don't care about covering all of college football with some objectivity. 

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13 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Wow. That is a really bad conspiracy theory. I will say I turned it on to ESPNU to watch College football live yesterday, and every single person on that show is from the SECNetwork. It's almost like they really don't care about covering all of college football with some objectivity. 

So, all of their eggs is in one basket...is that what you're saying?  Only ends up making you hate eggs...imo.

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Great points made re: Wexner and other BMD's. There are plenty of people giving money to the University who care not about football. They want to be associated with a world-class institution of learning and sofa incineration. And in our #metoo environment, those rich, old white people are even more critical.

Wexner himself never struck me as a big sports guy. Yeah his wife gave him the Woody upgrade, but that's a small part. He basically built a whole new hospital around our existing one, and funds a large share of our art program.

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9 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Great points made re: Wexner and other BMD's. There are plenty of people giving money to the University who care not about football. They want to be associated with a world-class institution of learning and sofa incineration. And in our #metoo environment, those rich, old white people are even more critical.

Wexner himself never struck me as a big sports guy. Yeah his wife gave him the Woody upgrade, but that's a small part. He basically built a whole new hospital around our existing one, and funds a large share of our art program.

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What did he do to make his billions?

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7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Great points made re: Wexner and other BMD's. There are plenty of people giving money to the University who care not about football. They want to be associated with a world-class institution of learning and sofa incineration. And in our #metoo environment, those rich, old white people are even more critical.

Wexner himself never struck me as a big sports guy. Yeah his wife gave him the Woody upgrade, but that's a small part. He basically built a whole new hospital around our existing one, and funds a large share of our art program.

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No doubt , Wexner and his people own that big show. 

tOSU at this point could be called Israel University-Long Island @ Columbus.

My son said when they asked his Sammy pledge class & tOSU how much they had in their debit card or cash access they had the answers included 6 & 7 figures.  Cash.  18 year olds.

not sure but my sons pledge name might have been “Section 8” or “Token Gentile”.

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3 hours ago, Dewey said:

Even in divorce, you're still going to hear about other peoples problems when you talk to your ex.

If I were Urban, I'd go with "my wife and I dont talk, I live in the guest house, no further comment"

That's interesting.

I was listening to Colin Cowherd while driving the other day and he played a tape of an Urban Meyer interview where he went on and on about how much he and his wife talk everyday about everything in their lives.  He said it was so important do do that. 

You may like or dislike Cowherd,  but he is usually prepared for his show. 

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29 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Great points made re: Wexner and other BMD's. There are plenty of people giving money to the University who care not about football. They want to be associated with a world-class institution of learning and sofa incineration. And in our #metoo environment, those rich, old white people are even more critical.

Wexner himself never struck me as a big sports guy. Yeah his wife gave him the Woody upgrade, but that's a small part. He basically built a whole new hospital around our existing one, and funds a large share of our art program.

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Pics of wife giving Woody upgrade?

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1 hour ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Required trait considering any given night 5 Surly’s claim to have banged out my Mom

Damn, them too?  She's doing work.

she told me I was the only one and I believered her when she said it, so I kept her on board.

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2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Jesus, this is the worst conspiracy theory I've ever read; what fucking imbeciles.  

They are slipping.  Normally in these rants against ESPN, they bring up Disney and how they stuck women in the new Star Wars movies to poison the minds of young boys and how ESPN/Disney is trying to mentally castrate the young boys of America so that soccer replaces football, etc. because they want us playing those faggoty European sports instead of manly sports like football.

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2,1,3

Or maybe 1,1,1, at the same time.  

Dont speak Russian but it kinda sounded like "you need to clean the garage and quit spending so much time at work!  My dad called and he's driving me crazy so I told him to call you and ask you.  this annoying light was on my dash and it was making this sound when I went to get my nails and eyelashes done, can you go fix it?...."  

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4 hours ago, Treefidy said:

2,1,3

Or maybe 1,1,1, at the same time.  

Dont speak Russian but it kinda sounded like "you need to clean the garage and quit spending so much time at work!  My dad called and he's driving me crazy so I told him to call you and ask you.  this annoying light was on my dash and it was making this sound when I went to get my nails and eyelashes done, can you go fix it?...."  

They all the same   

 

Yup, undefeated.

I’ve had my share of dances with the devil & yet still walk this earth.. Manhattan JAP, porn star, Italian princess, the Debutante from Houston... you name it & I survived it.

Brethren of Surly, if you ever listen to a single word I say, avoid Russian women like it’s a large bowl of Ebola virus soup.

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13 hours ago, Dewey said:

Even in divorce, you're still going to hear about other peoples problems when you talk to your ex.

If I were Urban, I'd go with "my wife and I dont talk, I live in the guest house, no further comment"

My wife would be the star witness.  Does he ever ‘forget’ shit you tell him, even while nodding his head yes?  

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12 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Reads exactly like landthieves during the Mixon thing or baylorfans during the Briles thing.  It's always an ESPN/SEC conspiracy even though it was people who are part of the program that they root for who actually and legitimately fucked up.  I don't know how people that type stuff like this can actually look themselves in the mirror after they do it, but it makes sense in their heads.  Then you get a bunch of other dumbasses agreeing with them and shouting down others who question them.

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