2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread

[ClubWhatever 12087]

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I think I combed the HS’s with that guy

Fixed

[Domedriver 655]

Surly is good!  Future opponent discussion on the season thread and Game Week behavior going on. 

Burnt Orange Ice Tea with Tequila!  Bitches!

[Ron Swanson 176]

On 8/26/2018 at 3:34 PM, TreatyOak said:

Updates based on all the good feedback: 

• Removed tongue
• Added stubble
• Added badass smoke from nostrils

I'll let you know if I make them available on an Etsy page. 

Thanks

I'd buy that.

[Dbeasy 14966]

 

I could see four of our five captains running second team by year’s end.

[Assman 1830]

Make the shirt burnt orange and it'll be my new game day shirt.

[Nabad 13]

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Go easy on your source, Brett! 😀

Edited August 28, 2018 by Nabad

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, Ron Swanson said:

I'd buy that.

What makes you think she’s a whore?

[JohnnyRage 1617]

I'm in for a couple of each tshirts, both the Oregon and Dickbutt versions

[Thetexashammer 1062]

47 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

What makes you think she’s a whore?

Really, aren't they all?

[Gil Bang 25897]

I was watching that game at the Texas Exes bar in Manhattan Beach.  The satellite feed cut out LITERALLY as Bailey’s foot was striking the ball.   I can still hear the uproar that ensued. It was like a scene out of a movie.  Someone stood up on a chair and narrated the rest of the game, relaying info he was getting from a friend on his flip phone. 
It was a roller coaster even after the made FG.  I remember him yelling, “game over!” *CHEERS*  “Wait, there’s a flag!” *NOOOO!*

Mr. Pockets?

[CurlyDumps 4439]

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Mr. Pockets?

 

Yep. I think we had the big banquet type room for that game.  It was packed.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[ChingoHorns 115]

Pinche madre El Hermano has me hyped!!!

Ya Se Armo!!!!!

Hook ‘Em!!!!

[babysdaddy 2718]

No mas. Make em tap out. We are going to fuck these terps up

[Slacks 6791]

I told your mom "no mas" in the 8th round... she kept coming and coming....

[Born Burnt 6147]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Love how it just says "the Tower."

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 hours ago, Snacks said:

I told your mom "no mas" in the 8th round... she kept coming and coming....

His mom’s got plenty of mass. Vic special.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

On 8/27/2018 at 9:27 PM, Dbeasy said:

 

I could see four of our five captains running second team by year’s end.

 

Alinement! 

[South Austin 52142]

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Alinement! 

We are a lined!

[Bigbend1812 12886]

21 hours ago, Machinator said:

Edited August 29, 2018 by Bigbend1812
Band humor....

[Machinator 32097]

 

[4th and 5 4914]

On 8/26/2018 at 5:32 PM, miguelito said:

That's probably about the right cup size to fit the average Surly poster.

Quoted negged for truth

[kopp0e 1135]

Could the next Heisman trophy winner be practicing on the 40 this fall..?

 

[Hank_Hill 18488]

I’ll take option E. None of the above 

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

[Machinator 32097]

 

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[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Bevo 13526]

We are going to eat the hearts and souls of the Maryland QBs

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Artie Fatso 161]

1 hour ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Well, the assistants speak from the same sheet of music. Every bromide, base and platitude is covered. On the bright side both actually answer some questions (something their boss works hard to avoid). As always the questions are weighted towards the predictable and lame. So glad to know talk is about to end and we will all see if the happy talk is matched by actions. I suspect the most important thing is team leadership. The guys that left early gave me the impression of not being sold on the new staff. If so, good riddance. At the end of the day play calling and game day coaching can only go so far. There is lots of reasons to feel confident - not in coaches, but in the players and sense of "team". When I read between the lines I don't see the same sense of player entitlement so common at Texas in recent years,. Instead, I see guys with something to prove... That is a very, very good place to be. When Texas wins big Beck will be the happiest person in the world. I appreciate Orlando and the way he responds to questions. He manages a lot of information quickly. Look for him to be the next coach at LSU....

[JFKFC 4878]

If I lay off the beer from here until Saturday, I think I could drop 25 lbs and be ready to play some LB. Someone alert Orlando.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Man, if Kyle Porter was any other player who went from #1/2 to #5/6 on the depth chart, I'd expect a transfer next season. But you can't beat a free MBA at McCombs, huh.

Edited August 30, 2018 by Tired of Lurking

[brojangles2 781]

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Man, if Kyle Porter was any other player who went from #1/2 to #5/6 on the depth chart, I'd expect a transfer next season. But you can't beat a free MBA at Red McCombs, huh.

Frankly, I forgot he even existed. 

[billfromlaketravis 11359]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Well, fork.

[billfromlaketravis 11359]

No comments on the latest All Access episode. 

Visual evidence of the offense beating the defense in the notorious second scrimmage. 

Kirko Grinds sighting. 

Tre Watson catching a bomb from Sam. Roach was stride for stride for him. I can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing. 

Coburn looking cat quick in getting into the backfield. 

Hager throwing Buechele around a rag doll. 

Jamison getting loose for a touchdown. 

Jarmarquis Durst tears. Man he seems like a good kid and a good athlete. I hope he tears it up on specials this season. 

[Jack Wilson 313]

10 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

Frankly, I forgot he even existed. 

Ugarte: You despise me don't you, Rick?

Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

[Red Five 40652]

I had a dream last night that the announcer during the Maryland game kept calling John Burt “The Elephant Man”. Because he’s John Hurt. Hey that’s not a bad joke there subconscious.

[Katfid54 8591]

23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I had a dream last night that the announcer during the Maryland game kept calling John Burt “The Elephant Man”. Because he’s John Hurt. Hey that’s not a bad joke there subconscious.

If only we could have fused John Burt and Matthew Merrick following the 2015 recruiting class. 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[CashMcCoy 3199]

CJ only having two touchdowns is yet another sign of how shitty the offense was

[Tex Pete 20177]

12 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

CJ only having two touchdowns is yet another sign of how shitty the offense was

Yeah, but it's not like he wasn't to blame for a lot of that. He just didn't play very hard for much of the season.

[Nuge 1962]

Why the fuck is FCB standing beside the coaches during their media availability?

Get the fuck off camera you fuckstain.

[Lat22 3994]

13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

No comments on the latest All Access episode. 

Visual evidence of the offense beating the defense in the notorious second scrimmage. 

Kirko Grinds sighting. 

Tre Watson catching a bomb from Sam. Roach was stride for stride for him. I can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing. 

Coburn looking cat quick in getting into the backfield. 

Hager throwing Buechele around a rag doll. 

Jamison getting loose for a touchdown. 

Jarmarquis Durst tears. Man he seems like a good kid and a good athlete. I hope he tears it up on specials this season. 

And tight ends catching passes. 

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Why the fuck is FCB standing beside the coaches during their media availability?

Get the fuck off camera you fuckstain.

He really grinds my gears. Is there some way to exile that idiot to chokelahoma where he belongs?

[Zavala 1384]

13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

No comments on the latest All Access episode. 

Visual evidence of the offense beating the defense in the notorious second scrimmage. 

Kirko Grinds sighting. 

Tre Watson catching a bomb from Sam. Roach was stride for stride for him. I can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing. 

Coburn looking cat quick in getting into the backfield. 

Hager throwing Buechele around a rag doll. 

Jamison getting loose for a touchdown. 

Jarmarquis Durst tears. Man he seems like a good kid and a good athlete. I hope he tears it up on specials this season. 

Same ole' Buechele huh? Holds the ball too long, doesn't have good feel in the pocket.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

16 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Why the fuck is FCB standing beside the coaches during their media availability?

Get the fuck off camera you fuckstain.