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Years ago, I drove from Nastys to The Yellow Rose late at night. I had drank enough Everclear margaritas to euthanize an elephant. I was smoking a left-handed cigarette with Bad Attitude by Honeymoon Suite blasting from my one working speaker. I stopped for some smokes at a pool hall off Lamar. Some stuff happened, and I had to punch a mulatto girl in a wheelchair. Early next month, there is a very good chance I will be selected as Pope, so don't write off Nick just yet.

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59 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Years ago, I drove from Nastys to The Yellow Rose late at night. I had drank enough Everclear margaritas to euthanize an elephant. I was smoking a left-handed cigarette with Bad Attitude by Honeymoon Suite blasting from my one working speaker. I stopped for some smokes at a pool hall off Lamar. Some stuff happened, and I had to punch a mulatto girl in a wheelchair. Early next month, there is a very good chance I will be selected as Pope, so don't write off Nick just yet.

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