[Found Safe] Greg Swindell’s Daughter went missing

[Pam Cummings 9883]

The more you read the more the whole family just seems like a bunch of giant idiots who you probably shouldn't trust. Glad she's safe but yeah. Kinda shitty to waste people's time, resources, and emotional energy looking for a missing person who it turns out isn't really missing. 

Edited August 27 by Pam Cummings

[BurntEyes 6328]

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

How often does someone skip town without telling anyone and deliberately turns their phone off for the entire trip?

I don't know an exact number but for clearly unstable, intoxicated, perhaps drug addled 20-30 somethings in love, one of which is facing jail time, probably a lot more frequently than you appear to suspect.

Edited August 27 by BurntEyes

[BurntEyes 6328]

3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

The more you read the more the whole family just seems like a bunch of giant idiots who you probably shouldn't trust. Glad she's safe but yeah. Kinda shitty to waste people's time, resources, and emotional energy looking for a missing person who it turns out isn't really missing. 

I'll just point out, there was a single individual primarily leading this "man hunt".

I suspect Greg felt a social pressure to voice his concerns given the realities, but he made a single comment based on what I'm aware of currently. Aside from "she's fine everyone".

[Foosters 18286]

53 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

yeah but how do you prove it without a cooperative victim

In notoriously tough-on-crime LA, they subpoena the victims to court and threaten to arrest them if they don't show up. then they put them on the stand and browbeat them until they start crying and admit to some or all of the conduct occurring. Results are mixed.

[chainsaw 10298]

17 minutes ago, Foosters said:

In notoriously tough-on-crime LA, they subpoena the victims to court and threaten to arrest them if they don't show up. then they put them on the stand and browbeat them until they start crying and admit to some or all of the conduct occurring. Results are mixed.

The same people who couldn't even convict OJ Simpson? Bold strategy

[shakahorn 1660]

27 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm really not trying to slam you man, but how do you come to the conclusion she never planned to return. 

It's not unreasonable to think that MIGHT have occurred or been the plan, but this really looks more like an impulsive choice by 2 not so logical people who were "in love"for a road trip prior to potential court issues.

It was hers. It wasn't stolen.

Cops said they found them because the license plate matched a car reported as stolen.  My best guess is her mom reported it as such to help with the search.

[Deej 77854]

28 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

How often does someone skip town without telling anyone and deliberately turns their phone off for the entire trip?

 

[Celery Man 21099]

Just now, shakahorn said:

Cops said they found them because the license plate matched a car reported as stolen.  My best guess is her mom reported it as such to help with the search.

yeah this is where i got the "stolen car" thing from but in retrospect the above is likely correct.

[Nicole44 22325]

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

Don’t summon the Beast to this site. I am trying to fly under the radar for my extracurricular activities I don’t need any more heat. Lol. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

54 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Dude, even the Kia boys wouldn't steal that ugly station wagon thing. That thing is truly for people who've given up on life.

Not even a C.B. and the optional rally fun pack can save that Kia. 

[BurntEyes 6328]

17 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Cops said they found them because the license plate matched a car reported as stolen.  My best guess is her mom reported it as such to help with the search.

Thanks for the clarification,  missed it, and that certainly tracks. 

[Beau Vine 55870]

47 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

How often does someone skip town without telling anyone and deliberately turns their phone off for the entire trip?

Every 34 seconds.

[Saint Tacky 1648]

 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Now that she's safe, I feel less shitty about my initial thoughts when this story broke.  Here's the article again that Twice linked on first page of thread: https://www.durangoherald.com/articles/farmington-high-school-grad-tells-a-story-of-forgiveness/

My takeaway from the article, the Astros won another World Series and I'm just now learning about it. Raise the banner!!!

 

[Nicole44 22325]

5 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Not even a C.B. and the optional rally fun pack can save that Kia. 

I miss the old Jeep Wagoneer. The whole vehicle with panels is cool to me. Oh well. 

 

 

[Deej 77854]

14 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Not even a C.B. and the optional rally fun pack can save that Kia. 

Those back reclining seats look pretty comfy.

 

[royiv 9811]

Just now, Deej said:

Those back reclining seats look pretty comfy.

 

Looks like the chairs at the dentist’s office.

[Deej 77854]

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

Looks like the chairs at the dentist’s office.

If they come with nitrous, I'll drive one of those ugly bastards.

[RDCanecutter 26901]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

I did Ft Worth - Seattle in 4 days in February on a Suzuki 750. Took basically the same route with a few desert shortcuts. It rained from El Paso to Portland.

I did Austin-Bastrop-Lockhart-Austin in 3 days. I was on an old mountain bike that my housemate had borrowed and lowered the seat an inch without telling me. This caused my knee to blow up, plus for some reason a couple of the gears wouldn't sync up. I was semi-crippled by Creedmoor but in my pride I turned down a chance to heave it into the back of a truck and ride into Austin. By the time I hit South Congress, it was a slight downhill all the way to the river and I just smoooooved on in.

[RDCanecutter 26901]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

 

She would know some of my friends.

Did your friends bang AXOs?

[RDCanecutter 26901]

14 minutes ago, royiv said:

Looks like the chairs at the dentist’s office.

My dentist uses regular dentist's chairs, but I guess car seats would work too.

[RPM 26656]

I had to get back to Seattle by a certain date or I was AWOL. Made it with 6 hours to spare. No shit about the rain though. It was the worst in BFE Southern desert between Lordsburg, NM and Tucson, AZ. Lightened up across Mohave, Bakersfield and then I got to Stockton, hit 5 and the rain came back with a fucking vengeance. Stopped in Weed tired and soaking wet, got a mercy bowl of stew from a cafe waitress, meanwhile her boyfriend stole my boombox off my bike. So no tunes for the last 500 miles. At least it stopped raining when I got to Portland.

But, umm, she's verified okay, right?

Edited August 27 by RPM

[sidis 10019]

[4th and 5 5006]

Swindell won a World Series title with the Astros in 2002?

[Bevo 13900]

44 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Did your friends bang AXOs?

 

I did and a friend of mine married one. Interestingly 2 of the girls in the group became nuns. @Beau Vine's wife probably knows who I am talking about.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22311]

20 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Swindell won a World Series title with the Astros in 2002?

They were close.  We was with the Diamondbacks when they won in 2001

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

I did and a friend of mine married one. Interestingly 2 of the girls in the group became nuns. @Beau Vine's wife probably knows who I am talking about.

My first ex was an AXO

[chainsaw 10298]

Get thee to a nunnery!

[Sawbonz 28234]

[conVINCEd 21477]

12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Get thee to a nunnery!

That would be a blow to the ego.  They break up with you so they can go nun.

[chainsaw 10298]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

That would be a blow to the ego.  They break up with you so they can go nun.

You're her last lay, and then

[Bevo 13900]

15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

That would be a blow to the ego.  They break up with you so they can go nun.

Yeah, the guy who that happened to married well, though and his daughter was a recent Texas cheerleader/pom or some such. 

[atomheartbevo 90663]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Dude, even the Kia boys wouldn't steal that ugly station wagon thing. That thing is truly for people who've given up on life.

Or people who stole an antique putter.

[atomheartbevo 90663]

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

How often does someone skip town without telling anyone and deliberately turns their phone off for the entire trip?

[Beau Vine 55870]

35 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

That would be a blow to the ego.  They break up with you so they can go nun.

My best friend in grad school had a girl dump him for another girl.  We gave him unmerciful shit about that.

[Jerry Callo 8965]

5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

We are now debating the various drive time hypotheses. It's what goes on here. Fucking noob!

Which is less of a diversion off the original topic than most threads on here. 

[General Specific 3508]

Sure, but the real question is, how many good CFS places are between Texas and Oregon?

[Your Mom 4981]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

My best friend in grad school had a girl dump him for another girl.  We gave him unmerciful shit about that.

He was having threesomes with both of them before he got dumped.  

That scenario is about as predictable as a girl with a shitty father needing love and attention so bad she’s unwilling to press charges and perfectly willing to run off with the guy who beats her.  

[BurntEyes 6328]

25 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Sure, but the real question is, how many good CFS places are between Texas and Oregon?

I bet the number is surprisingly high. You're in Texas for a hot minute before hitting New Mexico and depending on the route some major cities could be in the mix. I would hypothesize the number at 10.

Legit looking place in Denver

Edited August 27 by BurntEyes

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

I don’t see how the Kia minivan is any different from any other minivan, to get extra special saltiness. 

[Beau Vine 55870]

19 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

He was having threesomes with both of them before he got dumped.

He was not.  He didn't know the other girl.  He and I were at a bar right after she dumped him and we saw her there with the other girl.  A couple of days later, she officially broke the news to him.  

It was honestly pretty devastating, but because he was my best friend, I repeatedly pointed out that he was apparently so unfulfilling that she not only dumped him, she dumped the entire male race.  

[Brisketexan 106952]

18 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I bet the number is surprisingly high. You're in Texas for a hot minute before hitting New Mexico and depending on the route some major cities could be in the mix. I would hypothesize the number at 10.

Legit looking place in Denver

All I know is that 40+ years ago, we were in Carlsbad with my grandparents (taking young Brisket to see the caverns), and my S. Texas grandpa ordered biscuits and gravy at breakfast.  They brought him mediocre biscuits....with a bowl of brown gravy.

Grandpa looked a lot like this that morning...

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It was honestly pretty devastating, but because he was my best friend, I repeatedly pointed out that he was apparently so unfulfilling that she not only dumped him, she dumped the entire male race.  

As good friends do.  You did right.

[Sawbonz 28234]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He was not.  He didn't know the other girl.  He and I were at a bar right after she dumped him and we saw her there with the other girl.  A couple of days later, she officially broke the news to him.  

It was honestly pretty devastating, but because he was my best friend, I repeatedly pointed out that he was apparently so unfulfilling that she not only dumped him, she dumped the entire male race.  

Did you point out that, while fairly feminine, he just wasn’t feminine enough?

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He was not.  He didn't know the other girl.  He and I were at a bar right after she dumped him and we saw her there with the other girl.  A couple of days later, she officially broke the news to him.  

It was honestly pretty devastating, but because he was my best friend, I repeatedly pointed out that he was apparently so unfulfilling that she not only dumped him, she dumped the entire male race.  

[Deej 77854]

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

as predictable as a girl with a shitty father needing love and attention so bad

Wheelhouse.

[Your Mom 4981]

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

Wheelhouse.

She’s on her way back from Oregon and is newly single. 
 

[jdhorn92 1598]

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Did your friends bang AXOs?

I hung with one for awhile circa '90 and that was a tough bunch back then.

Edited August 28 by jdhorn92

[chainsaw 10298]

9 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

newly single. 

[89Horn 1738]

53 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

She’s on her way back from Oregon and is newly single. 
 

Well, until she bails the ex boyfriend out of jail.

[Deej 77854]

15 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Well, until she bails the ex boyfriend out of jail.

 

[BurntEyes 6328]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

All I know is that 40+ years ago, we were in Carlsbad with my grandparents (taking young Brisket to see the caverns), and my S. Texas grandpa ordered biscuits and gravy at breakfast.  They brought him mediocre biscuits....with a bowl of brown gravy.

Grandpa looked a lot like this that morning...

As good friends do.  You did right.

Well, if young Brisketexan and family were on the way to Oregon and ended up at Carlsbad, someone had some really shitty navigation skills.

[atomheartbevo 90663]

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

I hung with one for awhile circa '90 and that was a tough bunch back then.

Say what you will, but they knew how to peg like nobody's business.

According to friends of mine.