Art Briles: New Head Coach of Guelfi Firenze

[texifornia 56479]

Nascondi i tuoi figli, nascondi tua moglie

https://deadspin.com/art-briles-got-a-new-job-coaching-football-in-italy-1828059365

[demos 2992]

Morte

[OrangEngr 1034]

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/XKy3APW

[EastTexan 662]

Conneries

[Whitman 694]

Stupro

[Laga4 1270]

Fuck Art Briles. 

[phdhorn 6224]

Torbusshio

[BigHorn'13 3352]

Well guess who just became a fan of the Lazio Marines? 

[ckhorn 208]

Urban to OC.

[Jim Tom Pinch 120]

 

Their QB last season was an American from Houston Baptist.

Edited August 3, 2018 by Jim Tom Pinch

[RomaVicta 29769]

E uomo malvagio peggior di un Medici.

[RomaVicta 29769]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Nascondi i tuoi figli, nascondi tua moglie

https://deadspin.com/art-briles-got-a-new-job-coaching-football-in-italy-1828059365

That was worth looking up.

['stache 21744]

Good fit. I think consent is optional in Italy.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Vada via, che schifa di aglio.

[texifornia 56479]

12 hours ago, 'stache said:

Good fit. I think consent is optional in Italy.

[TrashMaster G 17385]

Lasagna fettuccine manicotti pesto!

[Big Frog II 511]

Italy sent us the Mafia.  We sent them Art.  We are even now.

[El Diablo 4232]

Guy Fieri! Ciao!

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Oregon, how many lira to ignore-o assault-o?

[Guest Lobo]

Come se dice "Gang Rape" in Italiano?  

[Hurtlocker 2208]

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Quote

Talking about rape is still a cultural taboo in many parts of Italy, particularly the poorer south, where shame over being a victim of the crime is embedded in traditional societies.

According to some estimates, only 5 percent of rape victims in Italy report the crime to police.

He did his research before applying.  

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-italy-rape/critics-outraged-at-italian-courts-rape-ruling-idUSTRE81212Q20120203

 

[Guest Lobo]

Art's gonna fit in beautifully.  

Edited August 3, 2018 by Lobo

[texifornia 56479]

8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

He did his research before applying.  

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-italy-rape/critics-outraged-at-italian-courts-rape-ruling-idUSTRE81212Q20120203

 

Surprised he picked a northern team in that case - guess the Napoli Briganti and Palermo Corsari are settled at HC.

[Longboard Horn 40102]

1 hour ago, Big Frog II said:

Italy sent us the Mafia.  We sent them Art.  We are even now.

This!

[RoundRobin 828]

So, Firenze is Italian for rapists. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Art is already sending boxes over to his new office.

[Dennis Taylor 18690]

I have a new least favorite Italian football team 

[Chooky 13296]

That's a one spicy rape ball!

[HenryJames 65884]

Pro: He made the trains run on time.

Con: The trains were run on co-eds.

[RPM 26208]

[RDCanecutter 26246]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Surprised he picked a northern team in that case - guess the Napoli Briganti and Palermo Corsari are settled at HC.

Closer to Switzerland so it's easier to escape if he accidentally gets one of those Hell-Yeah-I-Report-Rape women.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

this should make things interesting in my Italian fantasy football league

[Tex Long 4342]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

"Just-a say-a NO! NO pink fuzzy handa-cuffs! Real-a men use-a cold-a steel."

[Bevo14 8272]

Gli Estra Guelfi Firenze seems like it sucks

Edited August 3, 2018 by Bevo14

[Lhorn 4885]

Fuck Art Briles but I’m gonna guess they put up points his year. 

[runthebone 7931]

omertà

 

 

 

[Mileslong 4711]

E uomo malvagio peggior di un Medici.

Username checks out...

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On 8/3/2018 at 10:26 AM, Lobo said:

Come se dice "Gang Rape" in Italiano?  

Venerdì sera a Firenze

[nnm 36041]

Art Briles is a cork soaker. 

 

 

[Poolflood 845]

Vidi, vici, veni.

[TreatyOak 16148]

[Hank_Hill 18484]

I'd laugh, but getting paid to live in Italy sounds miles better than Waco. More than that fucker deserves. 

[kopp0e 1135]

Has anyone in Italy sought to ask what Art Briles' thoughts on the Urban Meyer situation..? That's like asking a AA dude near a bar what his advice is on not driving buzzed...

[HornOnTheBayou 8879]

1 hour ago, Poolflood said:

Vidi, vici, veni.

Ah yes, how sweet the wine.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

Arturo’s players will give them an offer they cannot refuse.

[frog 30]

Seems like a creative way to leave the country while all of these lawsuits are pending.

[TreatyOak 16148]

FIFY

Edited February 5, 2019 by TreatyOak
Yes, I now know I misspelled 'foreword.'

[El Diablo 4232]

On ‎8‎/‎3‎/‎2018 at 2:00 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Closer to Switzerland so it's easier to escape if he accidentally gets one of those Hell-Yeah-I-Report-Rape women.

Great. Now I've got this vision of Art spinning and dancing across a meadow in the Alps Julie Andrews style.

[Tex Long 4342]

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