Thursday Night's Slate NDSU @ Colorado + Other Games thread

[Hank_Hill 18,803]

He said No CR guys. Whatever came after doesn’t count.

[ztejas 43,418]

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Shiloh plays like somebody painted Dylan Haynes black and put him in a Colorado uniform.

Fun fact I learned the other day sitting around with my dad and brothers googling college football trivia.

Dylan Haines is tied for 5th in school history for career INTs at Texas. 

[AbeFroman 2,156]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lolwut?

At least three 

[Dnaguy 11,943]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

#Onlyfans 

[Deej 76,759]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

He said No CR guys. Whatever came after doesn’t count.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

[Dilligas 666]

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

Libtards from echo chamber can’t help themselves 😆

Fuck you. Go somewhere else with this.

 

[Dnaguy 11,943]

That kid is fast AF

[Nivek 16,923]

Bevo will fuck every other mascot up. Ralphie is a bitch. I’m Kevin. And I approve this message.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,102]

Is it me or does CU look like shit so far?

[Deej 76,759]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Fun fact I learned the other day sitting around with my dad and brothers googling college football trivia.

You guys sound like fun.

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

Just now, Deej said:

"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

“I’m not trying to be a divk, but”

[boilerhorn 1,375]

TO = Moron confirmed.

[immamac 42,839]

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

3 people on that team are from ND

 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lolwut?

just an actual moron. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

Colorado is such dog shit lol. Letting an FCS team lead them. There is barely any talent disparity between the two, other than Shedure and Travis Hunter, and Jimmy Horn Jr. Shilo fucking sucks as a person and a player. 

[Dnaguy 11,943]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Is it me or does CU look like shit so far?

All dick and no balls 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,102]

Bisons about to put up at least another 3 points. 

[ztejas 43,418]

"TO was not a natural ball catcher"

[Brothahorn 10,087]

My 2nd Favorite WR is in the building.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,131]

NDSU came to play and get points, not clicks.

[Dnaguy 11,943]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Colorado is such dog shit lol. Letting an FCS team lead them. There is barely any talent disparity between the two, other than Shedure and Travis Hunter, and Jimmy Horn Jr. Shilo fucking sucks as a person and a player. 

CU has better skill players.

However their OL and DL lines suck dick, they’re not well coached, and they lack discipline.

Not a recipe for sustained success

[DigDug 1,669]

Nobody is actually from North Dakota, it doesn’t exist.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,102]

What’s Coach Prime’s halftime swag giveaway for the first game? Clutches? Necklaces? Socks?

[DanTheHorn 4,922]

CU season tickets sold out and all those folks are going to be watching crap defense all year long.

[Brothahorn 10,087]

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Bevo will fuck every other mascot up. Ralphie is a bitch. I’m Kevin. And I approve this message.

Damn, all these years..I just caught that. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

CU has better skill players.

However their OL and DL lines suck dick, they’re not well coached, and they lack discipline.

Not a recipe for sustained success

True, regarding skill players. And yeah, their OL and DL is a dumpster fire. It's hilarious to watch. A Big XII is going drag their nuts all over their faces. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,102]

CU’s DL is repeatedly getting blown off the line. Eye opening how far they are getting pushed off the ball. 

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

What’s Coach Prime’s halftime swag giveaway for the first game? Clutches? Necklaces? Socks?

Leaky condoms

[Bevo&Pevo 5,131]

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

CU season tickets sold out and all those folks are going to be watching crap defense all year long.

No one forced them to drink the Flavor Aid.  They filled their own cups.

[BERT 4,358]

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Bevo will fuck every other mascot up. Ralphie is a bitch. I’m Kevin. And I approve this message.

Well, except for like lions and tigers and bears….

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,232]

Not a fan of the 1st half 2 minute timeout...

[Zepol87 9,185]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Damn, all these years..I just caught that. 

Holy shit same.

[Hank_Hill 18,803]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

"TO was not a natural ball catcher"

Lol them saying Hunter has better hands than a hof wide receiver. Absurd glazing.

[Nivek 16,923]

Damn, all these years..I just caught that. 

How many before you get Zepol’s?

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

CU’s DL is repeatedly getting blown off the line. Eye opening how far they are getting pushed off the ball. 

And it's the 1H.

[Deej 76,759]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Lol them saying Hunter has better hands than a hof wide receiver. Absurd glazing.

South Austin's Mom is a HOF wide receiver and I doubt he has better hands than she does. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Lol them saying Hunter has better hands than a hof wide receiver. Absurd glazing.

He's 8th all-time in career receptions and two of the guys above him are TEs.

[Nivek 16,923]

Holy shit same.

You too? Holy shit.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

Anyone know if Payton Kirkland is starting for them? I haven't seen if he is. I get he wanted to play earlier, but he chose poorly going to play for that bottom feeder program. 

[WBT 20,561]

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

CU’s DL is repeatedly getting blown off the line. Eye opening how far they are getting pushed off the ball. 

https://cubuffs.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/warren-sapp/4416

[boilerhorn 1,375]

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

CU’s DL is repeatedly getting blown off the line. Eye opening how far they are getting pushed off the ball. 

Deion's most relevant coaching experience is in TAPPS, where most of the dads (and some of the moms) have more inertia and OL capability than their kids

[Zepol87 9,185]

Decent talent in the stands

[Nueces River Rat 5,538]

TO on the sidelines confirms the circus is the featured show in  Boulder for the fall. 

[immamac 42,839]

5 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Nobody is actually from North Dakota, it doesn’t exist.

Damnit I want to be at the ndsu campus. They are showing the game on the big screen at the baseball field. 

I'm up here at a lake nearby with NDSU flags everywhere. 

[F250 28,767]

I forgot how long these fucking CFB commercials last.

[Deej 76,759]

I hope CU doesn't find out their bling was stolen when they hit the locker room. 

[BERT 4,358]

4 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

No one forced them to drink the Flavor Aid.  They filled their own cups.

Just like aggy but not with jizz

[markstanco 12,574]

NoDak coach was setting up something with that 2 minute warning motion.

[The Ace of Aces 5,181]

I don’t think I like the 2 minute timeout rule. 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

How many before you get Zepol’s?

His was easy, especially in the old drunken days. I would have guessed yours had something to do with SCi-Fi. Pretty slick, yo.

[immamac 42,839]

Just now, F250 said:

I forgot how long these fucking CFB commercials last.

They weren't this long before. They got longer about 3 seasons ago.