Thursday Night's Slate NDSU @ Colorado + Other Games thread

[Hank_Hill 20037]

He said No CR guys. Whatever came after doesn’t count.

[ztejas 44228]

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Shiloh plays like somebody painted Dylan Haynes black and put him in a Colorado uniform.

Fun fact I learned the other day sitting around with my dad and brothers googling college football trivia.

Dylan Haines is tied for 5th in school history for career INTs at Texas. 

[AbeFroman 3113]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lolwut?

At least three 

[Dnaguy 12628]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

#Onlyfans 

[Deej 77813]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

He said No CR guys. Whatever came after doesn’t count.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

[Dilligas 689]

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

Libtards from echo chamber can’t help themselves 😆

Fuck you. Go somewhere else with this.

 

[Dnaguy 12628]

That kid is fast AF

[Nivek 17409]

Bevo will fuck every other mascot up. Ralphie is a bitch. I’m Kevin. And I approve this message.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Is it me or does CU look like shit so far?

[Deej 77813]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Fun fact I learned the other day sitting around with my dad and brothers googling college football trivia.

You guys sound like fun.

[FloridaHorn 4887]

Just now, Deej said:

"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

“I’m not trying to be a divk, but”

[boilerhorn 1622]

TO = Moron confirmed.

[immamac 44343]

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

3 people on that team are from ND

 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lolwut?

just an actual moron. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13284]

Colorado is such dog shit lol. Letting an FCS team lead them. There is barely any talent disparity between the two, other than Shedure and Travis Hunter, and Jimmy Horn Jr. Shilo fucking sucks as a person and a player. 

[Dnaguy 12628]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Is it me or does CU look like shit so far?

All dick and no balls 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Bisons about to put up at least another 3 points. 

[ztejas 44228]

"TO was not a natural ball catcher"

[Brothahorn 10097]

My 2nd Favorite WR is in the building.

[Bevo&Pevo 5518]

NDSU came to play and get points, not clicks.

[Dnaguy 12628]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Colorado is such dog shit lol. Letting an FCS team lead them. There is barely any talent disparity between the two, other than Shedure and Travis Hunter, and Jimmy Horn Jr. Shilo fucking sucks as a person and a player. 

CU has better skill players.

However their OL and DL lines suck dick, they’re not well coached, and they lack discipline.

Not a recipe for sustained success

[DigDug 1738]

Nobody is actually from North Dakota, it doesn’t exist.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

What’s Coach Prime’s halftime swag giveaway for the first game? Clutches? Necklaces? Socks?

[DanTheHorn 5079]

CU season tickets sold out and all those folks are going to be watching crap defense all year long.

[Brothahorn 10097]

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Bevo will fuck every other mascot up. Ralphie is a bitch. I’m Kevin. And I approve this message.

Damn, all these years..I just caught that. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13284]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

CU has better skill players.

However their OL and DL lines suck dick, they’re not well coached, and they lack discipline.

Not a recipe for sustained success

True, regarding skill players. And yeah, their OL and DL is a dumpster fire. It's hilarious to watch. A Big XII is going drag their nuts all over their faces. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

CU’s DL is repeatedly getting blown off the line. Eye opening how far they are getting pushed off the ball. 

[mr. sunshine 2859]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

What’s Coach Prime’s halftime swag giveaway for the first game? Clutches? Necklaces? Socks?

Leaky condoms

[Bevo&Pevo 5518]

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

CU season tickets sold out and all those folks are going to be watching crap defense all year long.

No one forced them to drink the Flavor Aid.  They filled their own cups.

[BERT 4498]

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Bevo will fuck every other mascot up. Ralphie is a bitch. I’m Kevin. And I approve this message.

Well, except for like lions and tigers and bears….

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

Not a fan of the 1st half 2 minute timeout...

[Zepol87 9341]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Damn, all these years..I just caught that. 

Holy shit same.

[Hank_Hill 20037]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

"TO was not a natural ball catcher"

Lol them saying Hunter has better hands than a hof wide receiver. Absurd glazing.

[Nivek 17409]

Damn, all these years..I just caught that. 

How many before you get Zepol’s?

[Wally Pryor 5410]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

CU’s DL is repeatedly getting blown off the line. Eye opening how far they are getting pushed off the ball. 

And it's the 1H.

[Deej 77813]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Lol them saying Hunter has better hands than a hof wide receiver. Absurd glazing.

South Austin's Mom is a HOF wide receiver and I doubt he has better hands than she does. 

[ztejas 44228]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Lol them saying Hunter has better hands than a hof wide receiver. Absurd glazing.

He's 8th all-time in career receptions and two of the guys above him are TEs.

[Nivek 17409]

Holy shit same.

You too? Holy shit.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13284]

Anyone know if Payton Kirkland is starting for them? I haven't seen if he is. I get he wanted to play earlier, but he chose poorly going to play for that bottom feeder program. 

[WBT 20972]

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

CU’s DL is repeatedly getting blown off the line. Eye opening how far they are getting pushed off the ball. 

https://cubuffs.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/warren-sapp/4416

[boilerhorn 1622]

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

CU’s DL is repeatedly getting blown off the line. Eye opening how far they are getting pushed off the ball. 

Deion's most relevant coaching experience is in TAPPS, where most of the dads (and some of the moms) have more inertia and OL capability than their kids

[Zepol87 9341]

Decent talent in the stands

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

TO on the sidelines confirms the circus is the featured show in  Boulder for the fall. 

[immamac 44343]

5 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Nobody is actually from North Dakota, it doesn’t exist.

Damnit I want to be at the ndsu campus. They are showing the game on the big screen at the baseball field. 

I'm up here at a lake nearby with NDSU flags everywhere. 

[F250 29200]

I forgot how long these fucking CFB commercials last.

[Deej 77813]

I hope CU doesn't find out their bling was stolen when they hit the locker room. 

[BERT 4498]

4 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

No one forced them to drink the Flavor Aid.  They filled their own cups.

Just like aggy but not with jizz

[markstanco 12786]

NoDak coach was setting up something with that 2 minute warning motion.

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

I don’t think I like the 2 minute timeout rule. 

[Brothahorn 10097]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

How many before you get Zepol’s?

His was easy, especially in the old drunken days. I would have guessed yours had something to do with SCi-Fi. Pretty slick, yo.

[immamac 44343]

Just now, F250 said:

I forgot how long these fucking CFB commercials last.

They weren't this long before. They got longer about 3 seasons ago.