Thursday Night's Slate NDSU @ Colorado + Other Games thread

[Nueces River Rat 5500]

CU’S Dline is dogshit

[Deej 76197]

Just now, immamac said:

I'm up here at a lake nearby with the sex tent. 

Fixed

[hornmpa96 2541]

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

How many before you get Zepol’s?

[immamac 41718]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I don’t think I like the 2 minute timeout rule. 

I hate it tbh. It should be opt in for the offense. 

[Dnaguy 11592]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Decent talent in the stands

This is all that matters for a Thursday night game.

[ztejas 42802]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

NoDak

[satyanash 14136]

Punting is a mistake. CU is beating you on explosive long plays!

[Dnaguy 11592]

Of course. N Dakota playing some mostly solid fundamental football.

[GreenspointTexas 9385]

Ive never seen this amount of fellating/apologizing for a 4-8 team before

[Fuck Tim Beck 3788]

Mark Jones doesn't know which sanders cock to suck next. 

[Dnaguy 11592]

CU has some serious speed.

[D3zii 3614]

Terrance Brooks went to Illinois just to not start!?!?
 

 

 

He coulda did that here 

[BurntEyes 5649]

22 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Funny.  If Deion had been remotely humble in 2023 and 2024 (we are rebuilding, young team, respect criticism), we'd all be cheering for them.

Now, we want just enough success to survive an not enough failure for him to get shit-canned.  We want him in eternal purgatory.

Nope. Not me at least. I want an implosion akin to a black hole.

Maybe racist?!?

[NAVY 6685]

McCallum playing real hard this year. Let’s get a stop Knights 

[PilotsError 2255]

Fuck the prevent defense. 

[aggie08 20480]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

"TO was not a natural ball catcher"

Was he? Compared to normal human beings, sure. Compared to other high caliber wide receivers? His hands were just passable.

[boilerhorn 1255]

This is a Shed audition for the NFL.  The 10-20 yard out, ad nauseum, on this drive.  Could run for 1st down - pass.

[Dnaguy 11592]

That didn’t make the LOS. Is that grounding.

[MirrOlure 14464]

Isn’t that grounding?

[TexasTroll 454]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

CU has some serious speed.

Against NDSU…. 

[Deej 76197]

Boulder will solve the Jon Benet Ramsey murder before Deion learns how to coach. 

[Horn80 6015]

Sanders is really good QB.

[Sgt Hulk 13533]

Sanders rocking the DJ Pauly jersey shore blowout 

[Dnaguy 11592]

He takes some major hits.

he won’t make the end of the season

[boilerhorn 1255]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

He takes some major hits.

he won’t make the end of the season

Sins of the father.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10001]

Cu kicker sucks... My money is on the upright

[BurntEyes 5649]

Both lines for CU are shit shows. 

[Stunns38 3275]

Cu kicker sucks... My money is on the upright

Mine is on a right hooked kick

[Dnaguy 11592]

Miss it Mele Kalikimaka 

[hornmpa96 2541]

Colorado’s OL is terrible.

[PittsburghTiger 6093]

“The magic of Shedeur”

[boilerhorn 1255]

Wow - a good HC call - FG attempt.

[GreenspointTexas 9385]

Bison lead the Buffaloes 20-17 at half

[AbeFroman 2043]

Eww bro, stop gingerly touching peoples butts.

[Dark Horse 2250]

Time to switch to the fightin Macks

[PittsburghTiger 6093]

Player interviews at halftime, yikes.

[Stunns38 3275]

Yall notice when Shaddeur refused the help of his O-lineman helping him up? That same lineman that allowed him to get pressured and hit. lol

[SHOOTER12 8769]

39 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Lulz. Gonna be a long year for Prime in the Big XXII.

By the end of the season it will be "slime" because of all the times their opponents slide right by them into  the èndzone.

[Hank_Hill 17778]

Lol “we gameplanned and fixed everything now”

[BurntEyes 5649]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sanders is really good QB.

Keep watching. Let's circle back on this topic against a good defense.

[coachherman'sgrill 1786]

Switching over to NC State, tied up with the fighting W Carolina Cats

[Dnaguy 11592]

Shadore (sp?) looks like a Wayans brother.

[PittsburghTiger 6093]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Time to switch to the fightin Macks

WCU at #24 N.C. State is a pretty good one, 14-14, 3rd qtr.

[ztejas 42802]

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Was he? Compared to normal human beings, sure. Compared to other high caliber wide receivers? His hands were just passable.

That's a very different way of phrasing it and I think he was better than passable. Saying a guy that caught 1,000 balls in the NFL wasn't a natural pass catcher is ridiculous. His catch % is fairly in line with all the other greats around him on the receptions list - especially if you exclude his last few seasons.

Like - the baseline catching ability for 1,000 NFL receptions is pretty fucking high. 

Edited August 30 by ztejas

[BurntEyes 5649]

2 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Colorado’s OL is terrible.

The CU lines are bad. Both of them. 

[Dnaguy 11592]

Vag deodorant commercials during college football might be the greatest advertising troll of all time. 

[BurdineBandit 804]

Colorado down 3 at halftime to an FCS team, and looks exactly like the 2nd-tier early 2000s Big 12 team they were last year...... But all the talk is about how incredible Shedeur is and how the fucking kicker gets his own entrance music. ESPN really going to hype them up until that 4th loss hits before November.

[HtownHorn 14337]

13 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

CU’S Dline is dogshit

That's because their position coach likes eating cake instead of coaching them.

[Topper13 3110]

Carolina blue unis look good

[FloridaHorn 4726]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Shadore (sp?) looks like a Wayans brother.