2024 Random Games thread

[ButtFumble 5,164]

Utah scores too....they are playing hard, but game is way out of hand now 41-14

[Park Gothic 5,016]

One of my takeaways from this Utah game is that I wish Lander Barton had come to Texas. Dude is a beast. 

[ButtFumble 5,164]

INT NW they are putting that game away

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Maryland quit 

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

Maryland has collapsed in the 4th qtr with 3 turnovers; 2 fumbles, one scooped and scored by the D, and now a pick. NU just scored again to go up 36-10 with the XP pending. 

[ButtFumble 5,164]

UNLV up 47-14 ow and Maryland is done for

[TOR 5,528]

10 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

One of my takeaways from this Utah game is that I wish Lander Barton had come to Texas. Dude is a beast. 

Just got a little trucked there.  Which is kind of like being a little pregnant.

[ztejas 43,411]

Andre Ware is an absolute fucking ass whipping. He might be the biggest dipshit calling games across any network. 

[TOR 5,528]

I think Leavitt is done broke.

[Brian Fantana 6,680]

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Just got a little trucked there.  Which is kind of like being a little pregnant.

He might have just taken Leavitt out of the game

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

I mean he seems like a good LB if he never has to cover anybody.

[StassneyHorn 6,574]

Just looked it up, Pat Fitzgerald is suing Northwestern for 130 million dollars after the hazing termination he denied knowing anything about. Imagine suing your alma mater for 130 million after you already earned tens of millions from them. I think its 62 million for whats owed from remaining contract and future earnings of 68. Numbers might be switched.

[closetojumping 62,565]

Jeff Sims insures that Arizona State has no chance of winning this game if Leavitt can’t go. He’s one of the worst FBS QBs in the last 15 years. 

[Brian Fantana 6,680]

Just now, closetojumping said:

Jeff Sims insures that Arizona State has no chance of winning this game if Leavitt can’t go. He’s one of the worst FBS QBs in the last 15 years. 

He looked fine walking back to the sideline. Probably just got stunned and they wanna let him rest a bit.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Of course he scores right away. 

[TOR 5,528]

TOUCHDOWN Sun Devils.  Lets see if they can manage a PAT.  New kicker.  GOOD!  

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

9 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Just looked it up, Pat Fitzgerald is suing Northwestern for 130 million dollars after the hazing termination he denied knowing anything about. Imagine suing your alma mater for 130 million after you already earned tens of millions from them. I think its 62 million for whats owed from remaining contract and future earnings of 68. Numbers might be switched.

Imagine making a contract with Pat Fitzgerald for $62 million

[ztejas 43,411]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Jeff Sims insures that Arizona State has no chance of winning this game if Leavitt can’t go. He’s one of the worst FBS QBs in the last 15 years. 

Touchdown Sims.

Also you spelled "ensures" wrong. 

[TOR 5,528]

Parker Lewis don't care.  Parker Lewis don't give a shit.

[Brian Fantana 6,680]

Just now, TOR said:

Parker Lewis don't care.  Parker Lewis don't give a shit.

There's something he can't do but I can't think of what it is...

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Is Bryan Carrington somehow involved in coaching this secondary?

lol Zach Swanson sighting

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Jesus fuck, Cam. 

[TOR 5,528]

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

There's something he can't do but I can't think of what it is...

Can't stop hitting on Dr. Frasier?

 

[Brian Fantana 6,680]

Time for the bench, Cam.

[ButtFumble 5,164]

 that was a nice grab

[ztejas 43,411]

9 minutes ago, TOR said:

Parker Lewis don't care.  Parker Lewis don't give a shit.

 

 

[Park Gothic 5,016]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Touchdown Sims.

Also you spelled "ensures" wrong. 

I’ve seen it both ways so many times that I got into an argument with a lawyer about how “insures” should only be used for insurance. He did some actual research and I was half wrong. The terms can be used interchangeably if you’re trying to say “makes sure something will happen/not happen”. So even though I agree with you as a matter of personal style, I was just corrected about this issue with citations and shit. CTJ’s use, though crude in my opinion, is actually correct.  

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

lol Zach Swanson sighting

It’s kinda neat to actually see him play. I also see why he didn’t see the field for us. 

[ButtFumble 5,164]

Utah State pulls to within 19 with 11 minutes and change left

[TOR 5,528]

6 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

...

It’s kinda neat to actually see him play. I also see why he didn’t see the field for us. 

Soft.

[ButtFumble 5,164]

Just now, TOR said:

Soft.

he heads right for the Derka Dogs at the training table

[TOR 5,528]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

he heads right for the Derka Dogs at the training table

Hey, if loving Derka Dogs is wrong, I don't want to be right.  I just want a cardiologist.  

[Brian Fantana 6,680]

Lol wow that is a DOG SHIT call

[TOR 5,528]

HAH!  Dumbshit punched the rx in the head and hurt is hand in addition to the penalty.  

[ButtFumble 5,164]

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Lol wow that is a DOG SHIT call

yea he was punching at the ball and the ball carrier got tackled weirdly.....but he still punched him in the back

[Park Gothic 5,016]

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

Soft.

He certainly flaps his hands a lot while not actually doing anything. 

[ztejas 43,411]

15 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I’ve seen it both ways so many times that I got into an argument with a lawyer about how “insures” should only be used for insurance. He did some actual research and I was half wrong. The terms can be used interchangeably if you’re trying to say “makes sure something will happen/not happen”. So even though I agree with you as a matter of personal style, I was just corrected about this issue with citations and shit. CTJ’s use, though crude in my opinion, is actually correct.  

Guess I'll start spelling it ensurance and if anyone corrects me I'll be a cunt about it. 

[Park Gothic 5,016]

Dillingham needs to grow a beard or something. He looks like he’s 12. 

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Is Catalon already hurt again?

[ButtFumble 5,164]

I want to punch the idiot in the face that keeps calling it "Red River" year in and year out

[TOR 5,528]

3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I want to punch the idiot in the face that keeps calling it "Red River" year in and year out

It has always been Texas OU, and f*ck whatever the mouse network wants to call it.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

This is gonna be a mess. 

[Brian Fantana 6,680]

There is no universe in which that is targeting wtf

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Sweet, they got it right. 

[Brian Fantana 6,680]

Love unhinged ass commercials jolting me out of my beer/weed/football stupor

[TOR 5,528]

Illegal snap.  By the snapper.

[TOR 5,528]

Phrasing, Andre.  Don't be Carl Lewis.

[TOR 5,528]

TOUCHDOWN Utes.  Damn about time, they have been in the RZ all night with nothing to show for it, looks like a Cowboys game.

[TOR 5,528]

You cannot stop Skattebo...

Edited October 12 by TOR

[ButtFumble 5,164]

that was a nice run

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

We needed something exciting to happen.