2024 Random Games thread

[chainsaw 9,668]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Told you the Dr Pepper commercials were a curse.

I get so mad over that line about how he got to the playoffs without backup. Motherfucker was out 2 games.

[GreenspointTexas 9,387]

Arky getting dominated

[Bevo&Pevo 4,932]

Damn the replay of the Reb RB getting rolled up on doesn't look good for the knee.  Yuck.

Rebs get the TD and pour more salt into the wound.

Edited Saturday at 05:47 PM by Bevo&Pevo

[GreenspointTexas 9,387]

Arkys secondary is worst ive seen this year

[Surly Bevo 24,609]

Joey driving daggers

[HuntinHorn 964]

3-5 Auburn making Vandy look meh with Pavia

Edited Saturday at 05:49 PM by HuntinHorn

[GreenspointTexas 9,387]

Just now, HuntinHorn said:

3-5 Auburn making Vandy look meh with Pavia

Vandy IS meh

[StassneyHorn 6,446]

Maalik and Manny making some halftime headlines up 21-17 on Miami

[PittsburghTiger 6,095]

3 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

3-5 Auburn making Vandy look meh with Pavia

Auburn is so frustrating. Just angst-inducing.

[Dr. Teeth 5,767]

Already sad for Maalik that the ACC is going to screw him over at the end of the game. 

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 268]

4 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

3-5 Auburn making Vandy look meh with Pavia

The post-Texas malaise strikes again.

[HuntinHorn 964]

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Vandy IS meh

Doesn't say much for us with that garbage down the stretch

Edited Saturday at 05:54 PM by HuntinHorn

[shadow_operative2.0 15,741]

59 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

What is the O/U on @shadow_operative2.0 new pooch has already chewed some shoes or the couch? 

58 minutes ago, TOR said:

That good boy has 'Couch Eater' all over him. 

Nope, zero interest in a pretty good-sized toy or tennis ball so far. Mostly just digging all the head pats. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

This is a weird thing to say, but I'm looking forward to the rock fight between Iowa and UCLA on Friday. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

5 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Auburn is so frustrating. Just angst-inducing.

I hope the lose every game. Hugh Freeze is dirtier than a St. Louis hooker with meat clappers between her legs dripping pus. 

Oh, and it'll help us poach some of their recruits. 

Edited Saturday at 05:57 PM by Funk Doctor Spock

[mrhorn 1,376]

Rude.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

1 minute ago, mrhorn said:

Rude.

 

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 268]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I hope the lose every game. Hugh Freeze is dirtier than a St. Louis hooker with meat clappers between her legs dripping pus. 

Oh, and it'll help us poach some of their recruits. 

And THAT'S how you pain a picture with words.  Kudos

[pops 6,959]

7 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

Rude.

Weird fingers. Would not bang

[JBJ 3,598]

It'll be interesting to see how Miami the referees handle this 2nd half.

[Bevo&Pevo 4,932]

UTSA sporting some helmets I haven't seen before.  Cool.  What's not cool, a 3 and out to start the 2nd half.

Edited Saturday at 06:11 PM by Bevo&Pevo

[chainsaw 9,668]

Murphy has not once shown a Thousand Yard Stare. Even when he's got nothing and throws the ball away, and is being chased outside the pocket, he looks calm. So much intentionality in everything he does. Gotta give a lot of credit to Duke's QB coach.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

UTSA sporting some helmets I haven't seen before.  Cool.  What's not cool, a 3 and out to start the 2nd half.

[Shaddie 1,631]

19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Maalik and Manny making some halftime headlines up 21-17 on Miami

Turned to that and the dolphins stadium can’t be over 40% full (generous). No. 5 in country and you can’t do better? I never want to hear anyone say they are a National brand again. 

[TOR 5,217]

It really looks like the lights have come on for Murphy.   Dookies need to win this for all kinds of reasons but mostly because fuck the canes.

[Bevo&Pevo 4,932]

42-10 Rebels.  Piggy getting roasted.

[dcar00 13,961]

that a really close delay of game call.

[Dnaguy 11,599]

12 minutes ago, pops said:

Weird fingers. Would not bang

Big hands.

Makes your dick look smaller.

Edited Saturday at 06:18 PM by Dnaguy

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

42-10 Rebels.  Piggy getting roasted.

I can't figure Kiffen out. He'll either steamroll teams or look like shit. No in between 

[TOR 5,217]

MALIIIIIIIIIIK TOUCHDOWN DOOKIES!  

[Michael Knight 12,725]

Wow duke

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

It really looks like the lights have come on for Murphy.   Dookies need to win this for all kinds of reasons but mostly because fuck the canes.

I'm happy for the guy. He deserves it. A true team player. 

[coachherman'sgrill 1,787]

Great play design and call for Duke! Malik is looking pretty good 

[Pam Cummings 9,424]

We supposed to be scared of Arky??

[Bevo&Pevo 4,932]

Trickeration from UTSA for a big gainer.

[BachelorTrek 2,903]

32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Arkys secondary is worst ive seen this year

Used the gameplan time for OleMiss to gameplan for Texas instead?

That sounds about right for piggy.

[TOR 5,217]

 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm happy for the guy. He deserves it. A true team player. 

I would also be OK with Manny _iaz getting a really terrible fungal infection.

Miami holding like motherfuckers on this drive, no wonder they're running.

[Dnaguy 11,599]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

We supposed to be scared of Arky??

They always play us different and they’re at home.

Dont kid yourself.

That game isn’t going to be easy.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,787]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

We supposed to be scared of Arky??

They are so bipolar. I fully expect to get the really good version. 

[ITHorn 777]

Love seeing Maalik getting some love on big stage. Praying Diaz doesn’t turtle and go uber conservative. 

[Bevo&Pevo 4,932]

Look out for the roadrunners.  Meep meep.  31-24 UTSA.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,787]

I didn’t like that graphic of who has a chance to get into the CFP. If Miami loses, does everyone move over one to the left?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

 

I would also be OK with Manny _iaz getting a really terrible fungal infection.

Miami holding like motherfuckers on this drive, no wonder they're running.

Haven't watched the game yet, but I agree with_iaz getting fungus anywhere on his body. 

[chainsaw 9,668]

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

Love seeing Maalik getting some love on big stage. Praying Diaz doesn’t turtle and go uber conservative. 

He's got an axe to grind against these cocka-roaches

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

All I care about is that we'll be #5 after this weekend. 

[TOR 5,217]

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Look out for the roadrunners.  Meep meep.  31-24 UTSA.

I don't get the Traylor hate, other than he's kind of an a-hole.  Most corches are a-holes.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

These political ads are nauseating. Just stoop, please. This is football day. Take that shit to CNN/FOX News. 

[TOR 5,217]

ACC going to call that a catch?  guess not

[locodos 5,257]

Undefeated Miama can't even come close to having a decent crowd.  pathetic

[TOR 5,217]

Just now, locodos said:

Undefeated Miama can't even come close to having a decent crowd.  pathetic

'Undefeated' Miami.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,709]

Just now, locodos said:

Undefeated Miama can't even come close to having a decent crowd.  pathetic

All bandwagon fans until they lose. It is absolutely pathetic, you're correct. Hell, they're winning and they still can't get any crowd.