2024 Random Games thread

[BachelorTrek 2903]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

They always play us different and they’re at home.

Dont kid yourself.

That game isn’t going to be easy.

And if you drive up there, don't be surprised if gas stations refuse to sell you gas because you have Texas license plates. Yes, that shit really happens.

[Underdog 28231]

Nice pick by Army. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Watching Miami lose makes my heart warm. 

Fuck. And there's a TD 

[ajax 2570]

I wonder what kind of referee shenanigans they'll pull today to ensure Miami the victory.

[WBT 20280]

52 minutes ago, TOR said:

Told you the Dr Pepper commercials were a curse.

Nah.  Need a new one with Quinn wearing the golden hat talking shit to boz.

[GreenspointTexas 9387]

Armys opponents are a combined 14-33. They havent beaten a team with a winning record

Edited Saturday at 06:30 PM by GreenspointTexas

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

It still makes me laugh that Jimbo said Cam Ward wasn't good enough to play at aggy. 

[BachelorTrek 2903]

8 minutes ago, TOR said:

 

I would also be OK with Manny _iaz getting a really terrible fungal infection.

Miami holding like motherfuckers on this drive, no wonder they're running.

That would be on top of Manny's yeast infection.  Lulz.

Edited Saturday at 06:29 PM by BachelorTrek

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Holy moly. That 2 PT conversion was nice. I hate myself for even admitting that. 

Watch_iaz lose this game because he sucks...like always. If it quaks like a duck...

[Bevo&Pevo 4932]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

That would on top of Manny's yeast infection.  Lulz.

and the 10 thousand fleas living in his arm pits.

[Surly Bevo 24609]

Armys opponents are a combined 14-32. They havent beaten a team with a winning record

Who gives a shit douche. It’s Army.

They will get their shot against Notre Dame. Yea they probably lose.

You’ll still be a cunty know it all.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Michael Irvin not looking so great. You can tell he's no longer on the cain

Damn. An INT. 

[GreenspointTexas 9387]

Duke WR didnt even try for the ball

[Michael Knight 12725]

Ooof

[BachelorTrek 2903]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

and the 10 thousand fleas living in his arm pits.

More like the fleas of 10 thousand camels infesting his armpits.  Lulz.

[GreenspointTexas 9387]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Who gives a shit douche. It’s Army.

They will get their shot against Notre Dame. Yea they probably lose.

You’ll still be a cunty know it all.

Im just saying. Its probably the weakest schedule i can remember. Calm your tits

[Celery Man 20607]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Duke WR didnt even try for the ball

yeah wtf, he just stopped

[Helobious 9426]

Murphy still sucks

[elfenix 34129]

duke letting MIA off the hook

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Damn. Miami with the momentum now. They're so lucky. 

[dcar00 13961]

that is just a stupid play/decision by Duke.  need to keep your D off the field and you do that.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Just now, Helobious said:

Murphy still sucks

Wut? He's thrown 3 TD's today. That INT was unfortunate, but that WR just stopped. That's not all on Murphy 

[GreenspointTexas 9387]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Wut? He's thrown 3 TD's today. That INT was unfortunate, but that WR just stopped. That's not all on Murphy 

Thats his 2nd INT today, no?

[TOR 5217]

That ref clearly did not get enough $$$ from the ACC HQ.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Oof. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Thats his 2nd INT today, no?

Yeah, but he's still thrown 3 TD's. He's improving, but he doesn't suck. He's better than last year, that's for sure. 

[TOR 5217]

Army trying the trickeration fake FG annnnd nothing.  

 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Oof. 

Yeah, but he's still thrown 3 TD's. He's improving, but he doesn't suck. He's better than last year, that's for sure. 

He's better than when the season started.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

So many empty seats in that shitty stadium. 

Damn. Duke's D is bad. 

Just now, TOR said:

Army trying the trickeration fake FG annnnd nothing.  

 

He's better than when the season started.

Truth. 

[Surly Bevo 24609]

Im just saying. Its probably the weakest schedule i can remember. Calm your tits

Nobody’s ranking them in the Top 10. They’re like 21.

It’s the kind of thing you will come back and crow about how prescient you were when they lose when everybody else already gets it.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Cristobal with go back to his mean after Ward leaves. Next season it'll just be 6 wins. Hopefully recruits know that. 

[GreenspointTexas 9387]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Nobody’s ranking them in the Top 10. They’re like 21.

It’s the kind of thing you will come back and crow about how prescient you were when they lose when everybody else already gets it.

I just put a stat about their schedule. Not sure where u getting everything else from. But continue with your power trip or whatever off-your-meds adventure you are on today

[TOR 5217]

How did Fox go from Rescue Me to Rescue: High Surf?  

Don't Greenspoint this thread please, Greenspoint.

[TexasMan 10724]

Yeah, if Quinn is anywhere near pre-injury, we throttle Arkansas 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Just now, TOR said:

How did Fox go from Rescue Me to Rescue: High Surf?  

They're treadiing in CSI territory. 

Door Dash is such a rip-pff. Their fees are ridiculous. 

[utee94 15722]

Holy shit Arkansas is terrible. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Yeah, if Quinn is anywhere near pre-injury, we throttle Arkansas 

My worry is if their crowd throws him off. If so, we may be in trouble unless Sark throw Arch in and he goes full throttle. 

 

Edited Saturday at 06:43 PM by Funk Doctor Spock

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Nice run for Duke 

[mdmost 42501]

WHAT A FUCKING CATCH!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Random thought, but Barron should win the Thorpe. Hunter is good, but Barron is a game changer. 

 

Good to see Murphy not trying to kill his WR's with his cannon. 

[GreenspointTexas 9387]

Dear god duke with the catch

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

What a catch! 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

No one cares about Shaq. He's fine when a the NBA starts, but Barkley makes that engine run. 

[TOR 5217]

Duke needs to pull this out for the good of all mankind and also  because fuck the hurricanes.

[BurgleBro 754]

Vegas bull shit call in favor of Ohio State

[Bevo&Pevo 4932]

Less than 2 minutes in the 3rd, UTSA 34-Memphis 24.

[TOR 5217]

Fucking _iaz 

got saved by the PF facemask tho.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Can't tell if Miami D is that bad, or the Duke RB is just good. 

 

Hell yeah on the facemask

[TOR 5217]

6 weeks ago Murphy holds that ball and takes a sack.  

Army rolling on the chair farce 20-3.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Wow. What a horrible call from the Duke OC

[Bevo&Pevo 4932]

UTSA stops the subsequent Memphis drive with an INT.  

[TOR 5217]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Wow. What a horrible call from the Duke OC

Needs some Alligator Roll plays in that book.