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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Bama’s d is not impressive. 

Nope. But their offense is dynamic with Milton Enoght to pile it up. 
 

But LSU might have a better offense than Georgia so could be a fun 2nd half. 

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OK, I admit I turned on the OU/Mizzou game just to have 7 games on at once. This game is unwatchable.

These teams suck muledick. They are doing to the sport of football what Bill Cosby did to women. They are nuclear waste; I would say that they are shit, but shit at least has a use as fertilizer. They are the drooling racist third cousin at the family reunion that nobody wanted to show but felt they had to invite. They are ass; and not the cute, round, perky little ass of your college girlfriend, but the flabby, flat, obese ass of your ex-wife after having her fifth child with her third husband. (Bullet: dodged.) They are the embodiment of sniffling off-brand glue. This is Temu Football. Not even Uwe Boll would make a movie out of this. Stevie Wonder has asked to change the channel. This game is a performance of Ave Maria... on bagpipes. By someone in the late stages of pulmonary fibrosis. This game voted for Jill Stein. This game violates HIPAA, the Geneva Convention, and the Comics Code Authority. This game was booed off the stage at an Insane Clown Posse concert.

It's pretty awful.

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6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

OK, I admit I turned on the OU/Mizzou game just to have 7 games on at once. This game is unwatchable.

These teams suck muledick. They are doing to the sport of football what Bill Cosby did to women. They are nuclear waste; I would say that they are shit, but shit at least has a use as fertilizer. They are the drooling racist third cousin at the family reunion that nobody wanted to show but felt they had to invite. They are ass; and not the cute, round, perky little ass of your college girlfriend, but the flabby, flat, obese ass of your ex-wife after having her fifth child with her third husband. (Bullet: dodged.) They are the embodiment of sniffling off-brand glue. This is Temu Football. Not even Uwe Boll would make a movie out of this. Stevie Wonder has asked to change the channel. This game is a performance of Ave Maria... on bagpipes. By someone in the late stages of pulmonary fibrosis. This game voted for Jill Stein. This game violates HIPAA, the Geneva Convention, and the Comics Code Authority. This game was booed off the stage at an Insane Clown Posse concert.

It's pretty awful.

Please Clap Jeb Bush GIF by MOODMAN

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33 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus—this Maryland-Oregon game may feature the best uniform matchup in the history of college football.

Without seeing any of the game yet, and knowing the history of these two teams, this had such a high probability of sarcasm. 

I’ll give you the Oregon unis. These are definitely the best of all the absurd shit they’ve put out. And I’ll give you half a point for Maryland. If they had just gone with red instead of the tritone metallic nonsense they’d be there. 

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