2024 Random Games thread

[MNLonghornFUKM 8815]

Just now, TOR said:

Welp.  The last drive was fun for 1 play at least.  Drive home safe, Wisconsin.

their best play out of their last 2 game winning drive attempts was a broken play scramble for a gain of 7

[Billy Pilgrim 1942]

We need more Samoans on our team.

[Horn80 6109]

Wisconsin always chokes.

[Firemans4Horn 17999]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

This is why people hate Dan Lanning. Does stupid shit that doesn’t work but gets away with it. 

Meh. He trusted his defense against Wisconsin’s 1947 Wing-T offense. 

[tbone_ 14037]

We need more Samoans on our team.

Always this. Tongans too. Stout fuckers.

[Drew 2373]

Well shit.  Wisconsin might have flat won if they scored a TD instead of a FG to start the half.
 

Dumb Badgers. 

[Helobious 9503]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is why people hate Dan Lanning. Does stupid shit that doesn’t work but gets away with it. 

Being a classless meathead attention-whore douchebag also has something to do with it

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

21-7 Wash St 

[David Dennison 18749]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is why people hate Dan Lanning. Does stupid shit that doesn’t work but gets away with it. 

People hate Dan Lanning?

[Firemans4Horn 17999]

ISU-Cincinnati in black and white on Fox. 

[TOR 5512]

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

We need more Samoans on our team.

 

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Always this. Tongans too. Stout fuckers.

Can we grow taro root in central Texas?

[TOR 5512]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Well shit.  Wisconsin might have flat won if they scored a TD instead of a FG to start the half.
 

Dumb Badgers. 

 

[BurgleBro 786]

It's over fuck

[Wishbone 4751]

18 minutes ago, TOR said:

Atticus Sappington is pretty god damn cool name, though.

Finch’s half brother? [To Kill a Mockingbird]

[BrazilHorn 6580]

Wow. Stay classy aggy. Barely a minute left in game up big going for TD vs shitastic team. Hah. 

[TOR 5512]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Finch’s half brother? [To Kill a Mockingbird]

Maybe a great-grand nephew?  Alway thought Alexandra was a ho.

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Who started the 'Too small' hand signal? Seen it a bunch just this week. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

21-14 Wash St 

[Firemans4Horn 17999]

Go eat some spaghetti chili losers. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Cyclones will win. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5105]

UGA is up by 7 and on the Tenn 13 with 2:38 left in the 4th.  Looking like they'll knock Tenn out of the 7th ranking.

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Wake ball down 7 with 5 left. 

[pops 6976]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Go eat some spaghetti chili losers. 

Possibly the worst uniform game of all time

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

And they promptly fumble. Of course. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5105]

Jayhawks 7  Mormons 3 

 

UGA 31  Tenn 17 uh oh.....

Edited 8 hours ago by Bevo&Pevo

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Tar Heels win. 

[WBT 20483]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tar Heels win. 

Mack's going bowling

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

28-14 Wash St at half. 

7-0 UNLV after 1 against SD St on CBSSN.

[campcrunk 2402]

Hoping KU can somehow hold on but I'm not holding my breath

[TOR 5512]

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Hoping KU can somehow hold on but I'm not holding my breath

Late game kind of sucks.

[InkaUtexas 25591]

25 minutes ago, TOR said:

 

Can we grow taro root in central Texas?

If elephant ears grow you can grow taro. So where do we recruit? I will get planting.

[Zeus 6006]

So we play Bama?

Heupel you stupid fat worm

[TOR 5512]

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

If elephant ears grow you can grow taro. So where do we recruit? I will get planting.

Let's not go crazy, it hasn't worked out too well for UCLA.  Stick to 340lb OL and it might be good.

[InkaUtexas 25591]

Just now, TOR said:

Let's not go crazy, it hasn't worked out too well for UCLA.  Stick to 340lb OL and it might be good.

so cows and corn?

[HenryJames 65919]

Pretty fucking favorable spot for BYU.

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

14-0 Rebels 

[campcrunk 2402]

How on earth was BYU not short there????

[zlavydra 2119]

Aztec fake punt fails miserably 

[campcrunk 2402]

Really nice read by UNLV's Ricky White there to stop SDSU's fake punt. I want to say I've heard his name a lot every time I've watched UNLV

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Yeah, he's a bad dude. Blocks punts, returns punts, catches lots of TDs. 

[HenryJames 65919]

Just now, zlavydra said:

Aztec fake punt fails miserably 

You can't fool Cortés.

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

21-0 Rebels 

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Second half underway on FS1. Need NM to do something to keep us interested

[BurgleBro 786]

Fuck err ree

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Boom, Dampier gets 7 for the Lobos. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5105]

Kansas inside the BYU 10 at the 2:00 mark.  Cougars 10  JHawks 7.  Let's see what pans out.

Kansas settles for a FG and a 10-10 tie.

Edited 8 hours ago by Bevo&Pevo

[Funk Doctor Spock 12107]

Fucking Tennessee! You failed us! 

[TOR 5512]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Fucking Tennessee! You failed us! 

C'mon now, we knew them cousin-fuckers were no good from the get-go, no matter how hot their cousins are.  Georgia is/was going to get the benefit of all doubts for starting #1 in the polls anyway win or lose.  Stay focused and win the next 2 and it doesn't matter.

[shadow_operative2.0 15879]

Oops, Retzlaff picked in end zone. 

[TOR 5512]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Oops, Retzlaff picked in end zone. 

Crap, should I be watching BYJew?