2024 Random Games thread

[immamac 43547]

6 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Georgia winning was better for Texas anyways

This is the same thing as saying Alabama losing to OU is better for Texas.

Its fine after the fact but while its happening you always root for OU to lose in as catastrophic as fashion as possible. I'm about there with Georgia, what an unlikable culture and coach they have. 

[Blotto 23662]

8 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

No kidding. Once you get to 3OT, that’s probably as much rest as you’ll get during a game.

The narrative that 8OTs was some Herculean test of stamina is such a joke. GT ran 84 plays to UGA's 69 and by the last hour they were running about 2 plays every 10 minutes. Oh no!

As a reference, when we played UGA in a zero OT game, the play count was UGA:69 and UT:76

8 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Haven't seen that name (or those tits) in years. I had no idea this chick was still around  trying to pretend to know about football.

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17xQ2yt2Ua/?mibextid=WC7FNe
 

wander into the biggest pool of dumbfucks ever

facebook

look how many of these bitches are talking shit about Texas here

 

if we can roll over aggy and Georgia in two weeks, all of these room temp IQ mouthbreathers will have to eat crow. They won’t but it’s ok anyway

It's Facebook. The premise of the entire business is "giving dumb fucks a place to find other dumb fucks and engage in dumbfuckery." 

Would you be surprised to know morbidly obese people congregate at Walmart?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52844]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Would you be surprised to know morbidly obese people congregate at Walmart?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12787]

USCe vs Clemson 

Here we go

Every other game is meh 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12787]

3 hours ago, immamac said:

This is the same thing as saying Alabama losing to OU is better for Texas.

Its fine after the fact but while its happening you always root for OU to lose in as catastrophic as fashion as possible. I'm about there with Georgia, what an unlikable culture and coach they have. 

Kirby is up there with Bert Bielema as a fat fucking retard, but with a better team. 

[Wally Pryor 5303]

Played the over at 5 for the # of times the weirdo Gus Johnson says "world famous" ohio state university. 

[Tailgate 3026]

Go Dores!!!

[Surly Bevo 25494]

Vandy with the 100 yard kick return TD was pretty nice start for them

[burntorangebongos 10787]

Vandy just scored on the KR. Damn

[Earl Haffler 611]

Home run!

[Nicole44 22197]

6 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I think any Longhorn paying attention these days is right here. My long term worry is that we don't become them over time. I don't mind playing SEC but I don't want to be SEC.

Yep. It just means more to me that we remain Texas and fuck em all up. We just happened to join their conference bc the realignment is going to continue and we just got a jump on the inevitable conference changes, 

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Tennessee self destructing

[David Dennison 19113]

Tennessee better get their shit together in a hurry.

[Dahobbs 17799]

Holy shit, fumble!

[The Dude 1252]

Vandy cooking

[Earl Haffler 611]

This is going south quickly.

[zlavydra 2125]

You don't just waltz in to First Bank Stadium, endure the Anchor Down ceremony, and expect to emerge alive.

[Pam Cummings 9696]

Haha, let's go Vandy

[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

i havent even cracked my first coke can of the day and vandy is already cookin

[Sawbonz 27773]

The SEC is absolute shit lol 

[ZB'Tejas 594]

Go Vandy

[Zeus 6450]

 

[Earl Haffler 611]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

i havent even cracked my first coke can of the day and vandy is already cookin

How bout the Jack?

[Sawbonz 27773]

Amazing what happens when everyone can pay players 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

KU and baylor are already halfway through the first and Michigan/Ohio st havent even booted eyt

[Dahobbs 17799]

1 minute ago, Earl Haffler said:

How bout the Jack?

Tenn apparently opened that before kick off. 

[chainsaw 9992]

Duke would be 2-9 without Maalik

[Pancho 45424]

TD VANDY

[zlavydra 2125]

14-0 Vandy, if they make the xp

[Topper13 3513]

Pour it on, Vandy

[Sawbonz 27773]

When does the ref fuckery begin?

[Pato del Muerto 52844]

Plenty of time for the refs to get Tenn back in this

[Earl Haffler 611]

Just now, Sawbonz said:

When does the ref fuckery begin?

Once OT hits.

[Pato del Muerto 52844]

Ok so vandy is for real when talking about them, but vandy is shit when talking about Texas. 

[Dahobbs 17799]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok so vandy is for real when talking about them, but vandy is shit when talking about Texas. 

Going to turn out that Texas played the strongest SEC schedule. 

[WBT 20734]

secsecsec refs have their work cut out for them

[Underdog 28868]

Damn, Vandy.

[thunderlounge 8029]

The fuck going on in Nashville, besides kick ass chicken at Monell's?

Fixin to kick, so hit the can right quick, and hear something about extra point. Let the dog out right quick, and it's 14-0.

 

Guess the smoking lamp ain't lit in Nashville for now. 😂

[David Dennison 19113]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok so vandy is for real when talking about them, but vandy is shit when talking about Texas. 

[Earl Haffler 611]

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

The fuck going on in Nashville, besides kick ass chicken at Monell's?

Fixin to kick, so hit the can right quick, and hear something about extra point. Let the dog out right quick, and it's 14-0.

 

Guess the smoking lamp ain't lit in Nashville for now. 😂

It would be 21-0 if you had eaten at Hattie B's instead of Monell's.

[Underdog 28868]

UK deserves an ass kicking wearing that abomination of a uniform, UL already up 7-0 and with the ball again. 

[Drew 2658]

Yes this is the Vandy team Texas “was lucky to escape with a win” from. 
 

you know rev game where Texas was up 10 with like a minute left. Made a miracles TD throw then failed to get the miracle inside kick?

 

Yeah that game we “almost lost” 

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Those were two real easy throws in a row for the Vols

[Pato del Muerto 52844]

Cover zero?

[Horn80 6240]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Cover zero?

Double zero

[thunderlounge 8029]

3 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

It would be 21-0 if you had eaten at Hattie B's instead of Monell's.

Would have put me on the toilet and made the trip longer, yeah. 

[Surly Bevo 25494]

SCAR stones Clempson on 4th and 1.  Slugfest so far.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12787]

22 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Tennessee self destructing

Nico is absolutely terrible. How someone rated him above Arch has to be looking in the mirror wanting to punch themselves in the groin. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

SCAR stones Clempson on 4th and 1.  Slugfest so far.  

This so the game I'm watching. I have USCe winning, and that would be glorious contributing to the downfall of Dabo. 

[Pimphand 6047]

LULZ at Dabo doing the turnover on downs  in the first quarter

[Gut Wagon 8102]

As I sit here roughly an equal distance from Nashville and Knoxville, I'd love to see Vandy punk the Vols. So far, so good.