2024 Random Games thread

[Modessit 5,667]

Took a knee to the head. Surprised they didn't stop the game and make him come out for an eval.

[chainsaw 10,292]

ACC After Dark

[BamaATL 16,593]

You punt it out of the stadium, what are you talking about McDonough.  

[CurlyDumps 4,659]

Stoops playing chess, bitches. Gonna get the ball back with 12 seconds left!

[TOR 6,129]

I miss the era of fat Kentucky quarterbacks.

[ztejas 44,227]

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Reported, you miserable cunt. 

Reported for what. You don't understand how a football schedule works. 

Also you're fat. Lose some weight. 

Edited September 15 by ztejas

[Underdog 29,191]

Here comes The Annexation of Puerto Rico play ftw. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

I miss the era of fat Kentucky quarterbacks.

RIP Jared Lorenzen

[Valmy77 13,626]

9 seconds. No problem, right Kentucky?

[Firemans4Horn 18,533]

Punt it here Stoops!

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

Jesus. This ref crew is not very good.

[B00M 6,734]

C’mon officials, good lord the stoppages and clock work 

[Underdog 29,191]

Swell, another review. Game’s only 7 hrs long. 

[miguelito 11,505]

No interesting games left. I might just give up and pass out.

[BamaATL 16,593]

Just now, Underdog said:

Swell, another review. Game’s only 7 hrs long. 

Just gives smug ass McElroy more time to honor us with his pontification.  

[B00M 6,734]

That final play seems to fit the stoops game plan nicely 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,984]

lol. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,270]

Just now, miguelito said:

No interesting games left. I might just give up and pass out.

7-3 Cal over SD St after 1 on ESPN. 

[Underdog 29,191]

Ezekiel Elliot at center would’ve worked better, Piglet. 

[Nivek 17,415]

Why spike it? How fucking stupid is stoops?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,984]

Just now, B00M said:

That final play seems to fit the stoops game plan nicely 

safe, ineffective, no risk. had 2 min to come up with their bestest 

[Rip76 5,022]

Kirby Smart looks like Alex Lifeson with a visor.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,455]

The fuck was that last play?

[Scraps 13,800]

Stoops fucked that all up in the last 5 mins

[campcrunk 2,551]

"yOu DoNt JuDgE sEc TeAmS oN oNe WeEk..." 

 

STFU, Smart

[Underdog 29,191]

No one does double digit losing streaks like Big Blue football. 

[Bodowned 891]

Mark Stoops is a (fat) cowardly asshole.

[BamaATL 16,593]

The scouting report for Beck is future serial killer.  

[TOR 6,129]

7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

RIP Jared Lorenzen

That dude could ball, can never take that away.

[The Dog 44,861]

 

[Henry Hill 3,156]

Stoops:

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Kirby Smart looks like Alex Lifeson with a visor.

 

[Macklemore 2,945]

23 minutes ago, F250 said:

Ztejas is Surlys queen bitch.

You’re taking Penelope’s side over ztejas. LOLOLOLOL. The Queen of Negs. 

[F250 29,201]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

You’re taking Penelope’s side over ztejas. LOLOLOLOL. The Queen of Negs. 

Bro, you literally suck dick.

[Macklemore 2,945]

32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

40,000 negs to go sweetheart. 

She spends more time here negging people than you can imagine. I think she is going to take that on as a challenge. Start with posting in the echo chamber and she’ll start whittling down your rep like termites destroying a home.

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Bro, you literally suck dick.

LOL that’s funny if you think that. Penelope is a bitch.

Edited September 15 by Macklemore

[Sal 1,108]

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Kirby Smart is a bleeder with a victim complex

[F250 29,201]

12 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

"yOu DoNt JuDgE sEc TeAmS oN oNe WeEk..." 

 

STFU, Smart

That was aggy level bullshit.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

She spends more time here negging people than you can imagine. I think she is going to take that on as a challenge. Start with posting in the echo chamber and she’ll start whittling down your rep like termites destroying a home.

LOL that’s funny if you think that. Penelope is a bitch.

I am a bitch, and I’m totally proud of it

But we all remember your PnP days with meth.  

[Macklemore 2,945]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am a bitch, and I’m totally proud of it

But we all remember your PnP days with meth.  

Start negging honey. You’re behind your quota. Get a better thumb ring while you’re at it too.

[HtownHorn 15,236]

They just pulling guys out of the stands to be the officials now.

[B00M 6,734]

10 minutes ago, F250 said:

That was aggy level bullshit.

I took it as him relaying his message to his team about Kentucky throughout the week — not to judge them for their loss. We’re all going to judge UGA for that mess. 

[CurlyDumps 4,659]

32 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The scouting report for Beck is future serial killer.  

You sure the future isn't right now?

[shadow_operative2.0 16,270]

Still 7-3 Cal at half. 

[BamaATL 16,593]

36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

They just pulling guys out of the stands to be the officials now.

I go to the same gym as a guy who works as an umpire for a crew in the Sunbelt, and what he was telling me is that this is true.  They are having an increasingly difficult time getting people to work as officials on field.  

[WBT 20,979]

14-3 Cal

[WBT 20,979]

Lulz, 2nd flag on Cal for fans throwing shit on the field.  Wilcox just got on the mic telling them to stop.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

This Cal game is good. That RB is good 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,270]

We needed a stop there by SD St to have a minor sweat. 

[BachelorTrek 3,321]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*wazzou

*Making fun of them because I don't care WTF they scream.

[notre dame joe 205]

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

They just pulling guys out of the stands to be the officials now.

Looks to me like they pull them out of Gold's gym.  Refs don't look like that on ESPN Classic.