2024 Random Games thread

[Dahobbs 18304]

9 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They really need a redzone channel for college football.  I know contracts and what not won’t allow it but it would be nice. 

Just use YouTube TV multiview. 

[tejas60 3557]

9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

KU can't stop stepping on their own dicks

*uk

[locodos 5591]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

knat/bratwurst platter… game’s a blowout, right. 

Hope you hadn't stroked out, but I can see you're still working on that!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13280]

War Eagle kae it happen. Kill those fucks from Oklahoma 

[crony 377]

2 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

In case anyone is wondering, youtubes has streams of most games, if you can't find a reliable one.

Yeah, they've been great about this all season so far.

[Constant 6885]

Will spare the board and myself an OU thread. Getting close to kick with Auburn. We’ll see how this goes. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9508]

Lulz aggy.

[Dahobbs 18304]

Just now, Constant said:

Will spare the board and myself an OU thread. Getting close to kick with Auburn. We’ll see how this goes. 

I'd say good luck, but obviously wouldn't mean it. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13280]

God I can't wait for our game and Bama/Georgia after. Then see how Oregon looks against UCLA. They haven't looked all that great outside the Beavers beat down 

[Topper13 3620]

Damn, look at Pig

[Hook1997 5509]

TD Arkansas already!! 

[Hermanator 7659]

First time ever I'm interested in the start of a UNLV football game. New QB looks fast. Probably can't throw but neither could Sluka

[Funk Doctor Spock 13280]

Arky win the TD! Fuck yeah! 

[DixonHur 11959]

Poor aggy!

But also, fuck you piggy

[Funk Doctor Spock 13280]

I hate both teams, but I hate aggy more. When Arky beats aggy, I hope an earthquake hits the stadium. 

[elfenix 34746]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

knat/bratwurst platter… game’s a blowout, right. 

wish i was at oktoberfest

[Topper13 3620]

Wiggy's out? I'm shocked.

[elfenix 34746]

TD prophylactics

 

that's a great catch

 

edit2: probably wasnt a catch but fuck gary anyway.

Edited September 28 by elfenix

[PittsburghTiger 6340]

AU has been a turnover machine. The offense has been terrible, just terrible. Painful.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5661]

*one of the worst offenses going up against one of the best defenses*

"It's like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object!"
No, wrong, it's the exact opposite of that

[ztejas 44224]

We have threads for aggy and OU

 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5661]

Just now, Topper13 said:

Wiggy's out? I'm shocked.

bruh

[Funk Doctor Spock 13280]

Marcel already better than Weigman with just one throw. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Danielson is a tool. 

[Hank_Hill 20018]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We have threads for aggy and OU

 

We already have a thread for random shitty games 

[jetsfan76 794]

OU true freshman starting. 

[ztejas 44224]

Man I feel like I need like 5 TVs right now.

[MirrOlure 15262]

Danielson is a tool. 

I thought we established this at least 10 years ago?

[Gatorubet 30711]

14 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Kentucky is that team that you just never know. 
 

 

For over 30 years we did…

[tejas60 3557]

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

knat/bratwurst platter… game’s a blowout, right. 

@Steel Shank, that you?

[DixonHur 11959]

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

First time ever I'm interested in the start of a UNLV football game. New QB looks fast. Probably can't throw but neither could Sluka

Sluka might have played himself.  They don't seem to be missing him at all.

[PittsburghTiger 6340]

I don’t know what is worse, Auburn’s team this year, or having to listen to Joe Tess talk about Auburn’s football team.

[ztejas 44224]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We already have a thread for random shitty games 

There are like 7 games worth watching on right now. It helps to try and clean up the clutter in here a bit. 

aggy could be 2-9 and half the board here would still tune in to watch them lose. 

[elfenix 34746]

[mdleast 8521]

Maybe aggy needs some of that Weigy magic right now

[Lhorn 5090]

Wisconsin and USC both throwing deep balls for TD

[Hermanator 7659]

Hawkins can run. We'll have to be buttoned up against the run in 2 weeks

7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I hate both teams, but I hate aggy more. When Arky beats aggy, I hope an earthquake hits the stadium. 

When aggy loses it's way more entertaining. An OU loss today, especially if it's ugly and they lose even more players, probably helps us more though. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

4 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I thought we established this at least 10 years ago?

We established that OU sucks a goodly while ago, too. 

[boilerhorn 1622]

Final check-in and quick summary of Purdue-Nebraska.
Final score Nebraska 28, Purdue 10

Purdue had a total of 224 yards of offense: 55 on the first drive of the 2nd half (FG) and 75 yards for a TD to bring the game to 28-10.  Before the final drive, they had more penalty yards than offense yards.

Both teams stink.  Purdue stinks more.
I *think* Hudson Card is now the first ex-Longhorn QB with a losing record to Nebraska and he's now 0-2 (at Purdue).

EDIT to add: Card has not improved at all since he left Texas.  Still uses the same spin moves to try to get away from sacks.  Still holds the ball too long.  Still thinks he's faster than everyone else.

Pros:

• Weather was awesome.  73 degrees and overcast during first half; sunny in 2nd half when I was in the shade.
• Alumni band + entire band halftime show was great.
• Matt Rhule got an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty
• Ticket cost $10.29 including $5.43 of fees.
• Purdue blocked 2 FGs in first half.
• 3rd quarter took 28 minutes, 11 of which was commercial timeout

Cons:

• Low level of play all around.
• Glimpse of hope for Purdue in 2nd half
• Purdue is slow and small
• Nebraska fans travel well
• Got poured on as I walked back to where I was staying.

Edited September 28 by boilerhorn

[Dahobbs 18304]

I'm not sure I've seen fake flea flicker before. 

[Guadaloopy 11129]

11 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Danielson is a tool. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

@boilerhorn Does Walters always wear kid-size shirts?

[hookem2010 2700]

31 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Mark Stoops looks like someone whose underwear is constantly a shade of yellow even if its brand new out of the package fresh on his body.

My wife is constantly saying that people on TV look like they'd have BO or bad breath or chewed up fingernails.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5661]

1 minute ago, hookem2010 said:

My wife is constantly saying that people on TV look like they'd have BO or bad breath or chewed up fingernails.

You can tell. Like Dana Holgerson looks like someone who constantly touches his stringy, greasy hair. Garry Patterson looks like someone who smells like sour socks fresh out of the shower. Tom Herman looked like someone who smelled like whiskey and chewing gum at 9 am. Etc.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Don’t bomb the damn snap…

 

[Vic Mackey 47951]

Odd priorities

[DixonHur 11959]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Odd priorities

Why is Warren Sapp wearing a Bama shirt?

[boilerhorn 1622]

15 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

@boilerhorn Does Walters always wear kid-size shirts?

Yes.  I met him a few weeks back and he had a tight Nike shirt on.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

 

[DixonHur 11959]

UCF is about to skull fuck the Fighting Deions

1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Damn, that chick on the left is an absolute unit