Week 1 Morning Slate - Georgia Clemson + others

[Dark Horse 2,424]

Feels weird watching Vandy as a team in our conference. 

[Mittens 8,705]

Hell of a catch by the Clemson TE

[jimmyjazz 47,136]

Was Klubnik this bad at Westlake?  He's an idiot.

[YChang 3,568]

That’s some putrid offense from Clemson

[ButtFumble 5,286]

Just now, YChang said:

That’s some putrid offense from Clemson

auditioning for the Big 10?

[Helobious 9,818]

If you want to know what happens when a shitty QB plays behind a bad o-line, watch clemson’s offense.

[kevwun 16,437]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Was Klubnik this bad at Westlake?  He's an idiot.

He was a good high school system qb.  Quite a few people thought he was overrated as a recruit though.  Thankfully our head coach was one of them.

Edited August 31 by kevwun

[Pato del Muerto 53,462]

Chattanooga with the TOP advantage at halftime. Just waiting for Tenn to get tired so they can mount the comeback. 

Just now, Helobious said:

If you want to know what happens when a shitty QB plays behind a bad o-line, watch clemson’s offense.

Hey guess what, we know what it looks like without having to watch that. 

[Party_Taco 3,889]

Feels weird watching Vandy as a team in our conference. 

I REALLY want to be in Nashvegas for that game but don’t think I can swing it this year.

[Steamboat1874 4,321]

Klubnik would be a much better QB if Sark was his coach.

[Valmy77 13,626]

Just now, Party_Taco said:

I REALLY want to be in Nashvegas for that game but don’t think I can swing it this year.

Is it some kind of SEC tradition to act like the towns their schools are in are like Las Vegas for some reason?

Anyway it looks like Vandy's road to glory is starting to get a bit bumpy.

[runthebone 8,373]

Easy TD pass for Case McCoy Jr.

[jw4381 3,249]

Yeah. Not using the transfer portal and nil to your advantage is a special kind of stupid. Sorry if I wasn’t clear about that…

[AeroHorn 793]

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

After watching 1.5 quarters of Georgia I can say, without hyperbole, that if we lose to them in October it will be the worst loss in Texas football history.

Maybe the second worst, right behind the 2009 NC game.

[Party_Taco 3,889]

“Don’t go into the portal much”
+
“Got 11 players from portal”

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,903]

Lol Tyler Venables running in quicksand. Weird that Brent didn't bring him along to OU 

[ButtFumble 5,286]

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If you want to know what happens when a shitty QB plays behind a bad o-line, watch clemson’s offense.

if you want to see what happens when a serviceable QB plays behind a decent o-line while running a shittastic offense watch aggy

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,978]

Alan Bowman, QB for the pokes arrived at Texas tech in 2018

[Jiggy-Z 3,509]

That int. may come back to haunt Clemson.

[ButtFumble 5,286]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Alan Bowman, QB for the pokes arrived at Texas tech in 2018

he can play, but he gets injured more than a crash test dummy......dudes lungs deflate like balloons in a porcupine cage

[YChang 3,568]

What a nice INT

[AeroHorn 793]

That interception was such a great play, keeping step for step while facing the other way.

[runthebone 8,373]

Sideline reporter lets us know that the player taken to the locker room is "out for now."

[hook me 2,163]

in before “why can’t our dbs do that”… but seriously why can’t our dbs do that?!?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,453]

Nifty int by Georgia. 

[ButtFumble 5,286]

why are the Georgia players holding shoulder pads with dildos on them?

[kevwun 16,437]

I wonder how long it's going to take the Clemson admin and boosters to come to grips with the need to fire Dabo?

[AeroHorn 793]

Hudson Card breaking records at Purdue.

[jimmyjazz 47,136]

7 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

if you want to see what happens when a serviceable QB plays behind a decent o-line while running a shittastic offense watch aggy

wut?

[Party_Taco 3,889]

I wonder how long it's going to take the Clemson admin and boosters to come to grips with the need to fire Dabo?

I’m calling end of this season if they shit the bed.

[locodos 5,591]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I wonder how long it's going to take the Clemson admin and boosters to come to grips with the need to fire Dabo?

hopefully years and years

[locodos 5,591]

Looks like Vandy is going full Vandy.  Come on little buddy, you can do it (snicker)

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,978]

Never thought id see the day Virginia tech/vanderbilt was the most intriguing game on tv

[westexhorn 2,162]

Garret Riley must be having PTSD now whenever he hears the name Georgia

[Hagbard Celine 11,221]

holy shit

iowa has exploded for 3 tds in the 4th quarter and are up 40-0

[Mittens 8,705]

 

[Jiggy-Z 3,509]

Cash Jones, chiropractor.

[Mdhorn 6,166]

Foots out but let's just let 'em play and get out of here.  

[Dnaguy 12,620]

8 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

why are the Georgia players holding shoulder pads with dildos on them?

The question is, why aren’t you?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,283]

Nico Iamealava looks pretty good. Yeah it's a shit team, but when you know you know. He's gonna murder ou. 

[ButtFumble 5,286]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

holy shit

iowa has exploded for 3 tds in the 4th quarter and are up 40-0

Ferentz is suspended for this game...they will probably still give him a 4 year contract extension and another $1.75 million per year

[Bama Llama 1,508]

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Cash Jones, chiropractor.

Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite’s brother 

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

I predict Georgia will win.

[ButtFumble 5,286]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

The question is, why aren’t you?

I dropped the INT 😑....that is why I play D 🙃

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,283]

Georgia looks beatable. Beck is meh. Let's see how our DBs look today, but if they can contain Horton, it won't be a shootout. He'll be the best WR we should face all season outside of Barion Brown and Burks. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,911]

21 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Klubnik would be a much better QB if Sark was his coach.

And he was behind our OL.  And Dabo believed in the portal.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,962]

Remember when Clemson used to have seemingly endless dynamic playmakers at WR and RB? Yeah, those days are long gone. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,283]

Dabo is a tard for not using the transfer portal. He's his own demise. Clemson falling back to their mean. 

[kevwun 16,437]

They only recruit good kids who graduate now who also aren't very good at football.  He really is Mack Brown 2.0

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,283]

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Remember when Clemson used to have seemingly endless dynamic playmakers at WR and RB? Yeah, those days are long gone. 

I was just thinking about this like a day or two ago. They churned them out like tOSU and LSU, and now they're poor.