Game Thread Texas vs. Colorado State - 2:30 on ESPN

[Pancho 44004]

Leggo.

[Goredho 17247]

in

[Hermanator 6841]

All right you sons of bitches, are you ready to watch the Longhorns whip a bunch of fucking ass this year?

Because this muthafucka is ready. 

Let's go

[immamac 42335]

Fuck yeah let's goooooooo

[David Dennison 18337]

[BrazilHorn 6575]

LFG!!! Whip some ass boys

[Mother mopar 3279]

Let'er rip Quinn, RIP to CSU's secondary.

[TexasGolf 4832]

[Pancho 44004]

Out of thread jail now?

 

 

[HuntinHorn 974]

Hook ‘em Horns bitches!

[DixonHur 10951]

Is there a game today?

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

Game thread.  Time for some smiles and cries….

[coachherman'sgrill 1888]

LFG, pendejos 

[DaysOff 7751]

RTDB

and win by a lot of points plz.

[MontereyMX 837]

gates are backed up lololol

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

Expect the typical first game slow start, but rejoice if otherwise

[DixonHur 10951]

Quick poll, who will be the first poster to call for one of the coaches to be fired?

Bonus, who will be the coach?

[Henry Hill 3156]

Fire Sark

[Jersey Man10 3500]

What are the chances we go 3 and out the first drive?

[TexArcher 37372]

[staboner 4955]

LFG checking in from the Eastern Med. Metaxa 7 star popped. I am imbibing is 

fuck yall, love yall 

[Rockethorn1978 6060]

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

What are the chances we go 3 and out the first drive?

Of that happens I’ll be here for the lullzz and meltdowns I love. 

[tejas60 3516]

Why are we always on tv before an OT game?  Fuck

[Elmer_Fudd 22023]

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Quick poll, who will be the first poster to call for one of the coaches to be fired?

Bonus, who will be the coach?

This is easy:  greenspoint.

[Rockethorn1978 6060]

I wanna see a 80 yard bomb from Quinn showing the nation his deep ball is fixed. 

[immamac 42335]

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

What are the chances we go 3 and out the first drive?

We need a hat people can eat I swear we would sell 500 a year. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

1 minute ago, staboner said:

LFG checking in from the Eastern Med. Metaxa 7 star popped. I am imbibing is 

fuck yall, love yall 

Was doing that last November. Was actually supposed to have (3) nights in Israel, but……

[coachherman'sgrill 1888]

Man, can you believe when it was the Strong and Herman eras to where we are at now? I think I was all in on Sark and so far, he’s been a great hire. Of course some hiccups but never the head scratching WTF moments with Strong and the burnt bacon BS with Herman. It’s been a long road but fuck, I’m even more excited for this season. 
Anyone else think that getting to the SEC conference championship is a good benchmark for this year?

[AUS-97HORN 11576]

soooo.... which channel are we having to see the kickoff on... cause the  vandy shit going to OT possible here

[Ron Swanson 176]

Would it be correct to assume that there is an understanding among Texas fans that we will not be participating in that asinine "SEC SEC" chant this season... or ever?

 

[Rockethorn1978 6060]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

soooo.... which channel are we having to see the kickoff on... cause the  vandy shit going to OT possible here

LHN

[NAVY 6735]

I like boobs and longhorn football! 

[DixonHur 10951]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

soooo.... which channel are we having to see the kickoff on... cause the  vandy shit going to OT possible here

Maybe they move the Vandy game?

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

Just now, Ron Swanson said:

Would it be correct to assume that there is an understanding among Texas fans that we will not be participating in that asinine "SEC SEC" chant this season... or ever?

 

I would like to believe that, but I was also a multi-decade season ticket holder until 2018, and know that not all the fans that attend DKR are of the ilk that would know better

[TexArcher 37372]

1 minute ago, Ron Swanson said:

Would it be correct to assume that there is an understanding among Texas fans that we will not be participating in that asinine "SEC SEC" chant this season... or ever?

 

We can't even get people to hold their Hook'em still during the Eyes.

They'll be chanting S-E-C very soon.

[Waterface 129]

6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Quick poll, who will be the first poster to call for one of the coaches to be fired?

Bonus, who will be the coach?

Three-headed co-HC monster: Orgeron-Saban-Larry Mac Duff

[NorthLoop 14028]

2 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

Would it be correct to assume that there is an understanding among Texas fans that we will not be participating in that asinine "SEC SEC" chant this season... or ever?

 

I think you're gonna be disappointed there.

[jimmyjazz 45326]

Dan Neil has a face for radio.

[Biff Tannen 45384]

8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Quick poll, who will be the first poster to call for one of the coaches to be fired?

Bonus, who will be the coach?

 

7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Fire Sark

Asked and answered 

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Dan Neil has a face for radio.

And he’s really Sasquatched that face up since I last saw him

[gofuckyourself 8089]

Ahem. In the great tradition of Surly and Shaggy, I demand to see precision, perfection, dominance and the complete and utter destruction of an overmatched opponent and if that DOESN'T occur, I will rage and throw a Internet tantrum and declare our season lost.

[Mikey4 2476]

Somebody score a fucking point. Or 3. Just get a lead and keep it it please.

Edit: and stop flopping. Just cut it out and get to game over.

Edited August 31 by Mikey4

[DixonHur 10951]

Just now, Waterface said:

Three-headed co-HC monster: Orgeron-Saban-Larry Mac Duff

Saban was in collie station this morning, so I assume his wife is in Austin with Belichick's GF looking for houses.

[TexArcher 37372]

Get up, you stalling soccer pussy, god damn.

[Knoxtnhorn 5911]

F sake.  Injuries?!?

[TexasGolf 4832]

3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I like boobs and longhorn football! 

 

[BachelorTrek 2908]

Are we going to be JIPed by a fucking meaningless game?

[AUS-97HORN 11576]

even if our kickoff is really 240 its gonna be tight to get this game over with by then esp with a player about to be carted off

[Hondo 660]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

 

Just like I like them.  Great body and dead in the eyes.

[Lat22 3969]

Everybody find ESPNU on your dial.