Game Thread Texas vs. Colorado State - 2:30 on ESPN

[HOOKEM4 5,036]

This team is so fucking deep. I am very gruntled.

[SL Xpress 7,513]

Sark looking to celebrate this win with a coed after the big win. 

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Awzzz

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

Sark is single now and has his pick of da bitches. I wonder who’s gonna get sark at dark tonight?

[Topper13 3,258]

Sark's getting all that milf loving

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Ya'll see those multiple MILFS run up to hug the newly-single Sark?

 

#singlesark

[perfectchaos007 6,625]

Sark bringing his dates on the field now? He's doing just fine as a bachelor

[BabaYaga 15,288]

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It means nothing in the grand scheme, but if we fuck around with the freshmen and spares and let them score, well dammit.

You can, and I mean this with all due respect, fuck off…

[gofuckyourself 8,203]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Mack so glad he flipped from Florida 

But he would have been killing himself playing if he did go there.

[Hank_Hill 18,791]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Seriously, someone is going to stab themselves in the foot or leg.  I can't imagine it doesn't get shutdown when CDC finds out.

Not to mention a waste of footballs. The amount of turnovers we’re going to get is going to finish off the polar bears.

[GTJ1982 378]

Wish Moore would have got a catch to make the cypher complete.  

[BigHornedLurker 1,935]

Did we get any news on Blue yet ? 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,089]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Was there a single deep pass attempted?

You looking for something to bitch about?

[SL Xpress 7,513]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark is single now and has his pick of da bitches. I wonder who’s gonna get sark at dark tonight?

Isn't the question how many?

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

sark postgame

[BabaYaga 15,288]

Fastest team in CFB!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,177]

5 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

 

[AnTiM 1,666]

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

[BabaYaga 15,288]

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Did we get any news on Blue yet ? 

He ded…..

[skilesare 71]

🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[TexArcher 37,761]

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Turnover sword is gheyyyy

Ballgame

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,177]

7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Shut Out!!!!!

Um...who's the last chick?

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Well done, kids.  Great freaking game.

 

ESPN needs to produce better Defensive stats but here we go

 

[LTtxfan 49,142]

[Wishbone 4,759]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark is single now and has his pick of da bitches. I wonder who’s gonna get sark at dark tonight?

I’d rather he wait ‘til after the football trophy celebration before he picks his next trophy.

[SL Xpress 7,513]

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

Thank you. So many people excited about Notre Dame going catholic priest on the A&M altar boys, when I badly want both programs to lose. Any day the domers lose is a good day, although any day the Aggies win doesn't exactly thrill me. 

[Dilligas 666]

Damn it’s normally really depressing when the game ends. But the hope of an Irish beating of aggie offers hope for an ecstatic ending for the day.

And if not there are the hookers I’ve ordered so win-win?

[ATXbronco 4,062]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

I was actually a little worried going into the game because this [Colorado] team was coming off their first upswing year in many, many years.

 

Edited August 31 by ATXbronco

[Modessit 5,598]

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

How about 0-0 until the final play of the game and aggy is on their own 1 and the snap goes over the QBs head and out of the back of the end zone for a 2-0 ND "win"?

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Gave up 100+ yards rushing….

DOOOOOOOOMED

[perfectchaos007 6,625]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I was actually a little worried going into the game because this team was on their first upswing in many, many years.

 

And we did a solid job preventing their NFL bound WR from breaking out a big play

[LTtxfan 49,142]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

I was actually a little worried going into the game because this team was on their first upswing in many, many years.

 

First games of season are sometimes crazy

[InkaUtexas 25,859]

Just now, Modessit said:

5 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

How about 0-0 until the final play of the game and aggy is on their own 1 and the snap goes over the QBs head and out of the back of the end zone for a 2-0 ND "win"?

This would be the perfect scenario for me. And then the meteor hits.

[ATXbronco 4,062]

  

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Damn it’s normally really depressing when the game ends. But the hope of an Irish beating of aggie offers hope for an ecstatic ending for the day.

Dude, I know right.  I'm worried about pacing my drinking long enough to watch A&M get beat down.  

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

And if not there are the hookers I’ve ordered so win-win?

Can I come play too?

I'm in RR.

[Ron Swanson 176]

17 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

whoever did those Landry score sheets back in the day should bring them back.  They might finally be fun.

I thought that was HPSlugga?

[gofuckyourself 8,203]

6 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

Nah. Way more joy to be had from a&m getting embarrassed at home after gameday shows up there, in Elkos first game.

[InkaUtexas 25,859]

Moved over to the end of the Miami-FLA game. Fat Elmo showing up at Kyle field.

 

[JohnnyTapia 536]

13 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Do they stab the ball? Seems like we are going to have lots of random fingers laying around the locker room.

That’s a good question, I believe they do. They gotta be careful with that shit 

[Wishbone 4,759]

6 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

Time to fire up the pipe and dream of meteors a bit after 6:30.

[Grimas 669]

So any post-game shows? I guess that’s one thing I’ll miss with LHN being gone… 

[ScottS 1,061]

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

8 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

How about 0-0 until the final play of the game and aggy is on their own 1 and the snap goes over the QBs head and out of the back of the end zone for a 2-0 ND "win"?

I think that is borderline erotic for Kirk Ferentz.  Check that, there is no borderline about it.  That would be straight up hardcore porn for Kirk Ferentz.

[WinningIsHard 4,026]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Moved over to the end of the Miami-FLA game. Fat Elmo showing up at Kyle field.

 

I feel like I remember people on here saying Napier would be more successful than Sark. That appears to have aged poorly lol. 

[perfectchaos007 6,625]

25 completions were spread across 11 receivers. Receivers here get fed and no one goes hungry

 

[Hank_Hill 18,791]

 

Edited August 31 by Hank_Hill

[InkaUtexas 25,859]

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

I feel like I remember people on here saying Napier would be more successful than Sark. That appears to have aged poorly lol. 

Surly being wrong?

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

13 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You looking for something to bitch about?

Nah . Just curious. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

Only surprise for me was Silas bolden not getting any early touches. But that’s what happens when you’re loaded af at WR.

[msucolt45 4,055]

Nah. Way more joy to be had from a&m getting embarrassed at home after gameday shows up there, in Elkos first game.

We can only hope, as that would be icing on the cake. Have a great weekend.

Hook’em!!!

[mdmost 42,999]

4 minutes ago, Grimas said:

So any post-game shows? I guess that’s one thing I’ll miss with LHN being gone… 

All we get now is the post game press conference. I’ll miss the LHN post game.

Thoughts on the game. Quinn settled down and had a good performance. Blue was good. New transfer RB is good. Bond is going to be a monster. TEs were good. Defense was great. Can’t ask for a better opening game. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,323]

This was a good game.