Game Thread Texas vs. Colorado State - 2:30 on ESPN

[Sgt Hulk 13542]

This is the exact game that we wil 38-27 type bullshit looking boring as fuck. We don’t hang 60s anymore 

[DixonHur 10951]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

"KJ Lacey Shoulds Starts" thread starts today. Lulz.

Might want to go ahead and start the Dia Bell should starts thread if you're pinning your hopes on Lacy.

[Dark Horse 2257]

Just now, Sawbonz said:

How many goddamn commercials are they gonna have?

Yes

[bad_teammate 13073]

Just now, Sawbonz said:

How many goddamn commercials are they gonna have?

Pretty soon the game is going to be PIP with commercials playing the whole time

 

[Gut Wagon 8046]

[hookem48 4604]

Akron up on Ohio State

[Laxtonto 11890]

Ewers is doing horrible. He only threw for 127 yards in the first quarter..

[Henry Hill 3156]

Fucking offseason

[Horn80 6017]

Just dug out the shot glass…

[SpiralOut 1806]

1 minute ago, Hondo said:

Said it all last year and I'm gonna start off this year saying it again in Q1 of Game 1. Ewers has elite arm talent, but he's a slow processor.  His brain just doesn't have the System 1 horsepower to be an elite QB.  He's hit his ceiling...which is still pretty good...but this is as good as he gets.

Also has a few more glaring issues like being lazy on his throws, not having a killer instinct, his deep ball being suspect, etc.

The NFL is always desperate for QBs, but I don't see how people are thinking he's a top of the 1st round pick next year.

[MillerEP 30307]

Our turn for a turnover

[Knoxtnhorn 5911]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Well, the good news is, we're no longer reliant upon "sources" or 995 pumped sunshine. We can see it with our own eyes.

I prefer the kool aid to this.

[thunderlounge 7675]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

 

 

[ClubWhatever 12079]

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Michigan is gonna dominate us in the trenches I’m afraid. This looks like Mack’s 2007-2009 o-line

It's the same line as last year.  

[chainsaw 9786]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This is my assessment. He’s just not the cerebral guy. 

Not by a longshot.

[TexArcher 37375]

Quinn starts 8-11 for 127, then throws a deflected pick, and Surly wants to pull his schollie and send him packing to Nicholls State.

[Bodowned 662]

2 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Said it all last year and I'm gonna start off this year saying it again in Q1 of Game 1. Ewers has elite arm talent, but he's a slow processor.  His brain just doesn't have the System 1 horsepower to be an elite QB.  He's hit his ceiling...which is still pretty good...but this is as good as he gets.

I don’t even know that he has elite arm talent. He has elite arm strength, but his accuracy is erratic and he doesn’t know how to drive the football down the field. Everything is a flat-footed finesse wrist flick.

[Kel Varnsen 8376]

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Pretty soon the game is going to be PIP with commercials playing the whole time

 

 

[coachherman'sgrill 1888]

Just now, UTEE97 said:

We supposed to have one of the best OLs in the country? So far they look ugly.

You don’t just overpower CSU’s D line

[TreatyOak 16126]

Let the Cole Lourd era begin!!!!! @heismantalk

[Dr. Teeth 5812]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This is my assessment. He’s just not the cerebral guy. 

He’s also a gunslinger that doesn’t really sling it well. His throws are way too inconsistent. Not sure if they just decided they were never coaching him out of it because he has been successful enough. 

[LTtxfan 48765]

[Vito Andolini 9067]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Ewers is doing horrible. He only threw for 127 yards in the first quarter..

Our fan base is full of morons

[Knoxtnhorn 5911]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Just dug out the shot glass…

Trying not to drink.  Trying not to drink.

[Dnaguy 11619]

1 minute ago, jw4381 said:

What the fuck is with the commercial break coordination? It’s ass.

Time of possession:

Texas: 8:52

C State: 6:13

Ads: 34:15

[Hank_Hill 18264]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Quinn starts 8-11 for 127, then throws a deflected pick, and Surly wants to pull his schollie and send him packing to Nicholls State.

Don’t confuse them with stats

[BachelorTrek 2908]

The music blaring (Since You've Been Gone) for females' benefit in DKR is just nauseating.

[AnTiM 1648]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

This must be the ESPN Z Team. Shit announcers, no coordination with the red hat on breaks. 

This.  I am here because I refuse to listen to a pair of Chihuahuas barking all game long

[chainsaw 9786]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Ewers is doing horrible. He only threw for 127 yards in the first quarter..

Yeah, and an INT.

[TexArcher 37375]

Nice open field cover and tackle.

[Deej 76332]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Quinn starts 8-11 for 127, then throws a deflected pick, and Surly wants to pull his schollie and send him packing to Nicholls State.

[AUS-97HORN 11577]

very generous 2nd down spot by the ref there... wr didnt even get to the LOS

[Horn80 6017]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Trying not to drink.  Trying not to drink.

Same

[Carl Spackler 3460]

Simmons!

[TOR 5273]

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

We supposed to have one of the best OLs in the country? So far they look ugly.

We s'posed to be SEC?

[gofuckyourself 8093]

7 minutes ago, Sal said:

OL doesn’t look good so far. Concerned about Michigan, especially with Ewers having an IQ below the outside temp

 

6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Bad Quinn seems to have returned to campus this year

 

6 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Fuck it. ARCHIE TIME 

 

5 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Nice way to kick off a Heisman campaign

 

4 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Michigan is gonna dominate us in the trenches I’m afraid. This looks like Mack’s 2007-2009 o-line

On thing is for sure.

Surly does not start the season slowly.

[MillerEP 30307]

Great coverage!!

[coachherman'sgrill 1888]

Great coverage by John Holmes

[Kel Varnsen 8376]

DB turns Head!!!

[UTEX_ME 4736]

DL sucks 

[hookem48 4604]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Quinn starts 8-11 for 127, then throws a deflected pick, and Surly wants to pull his schollie and send him packing to Nicholls State.

and he has to do it with a LG that shouldn't be starting for a 2A high school.

[Vermin 3040]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Quinn starts 8-11 for 127, then throws a deflected pick, and Surly wants to pull his schollie and send him packing to Nicholls State.

He was also well beyond the line of scrimmage. Just horrendous.

[Laxtonto 11890]

Well done Holmes...

[Valmy77 13055]

Nice couple plays for the secondary

[ATXbronco 4009]

Suck it, Armani

[BurntOrange&White 39192]

A DB making a play on the ball? I’ll take it 

[elfenix 34156]

Breffis tacos for the game

 

[tx 3 putt 75854]

that was Pi

[Carl Spackler 3460]

Holmes has had great coverage on 2 targets

[Horn Dogg 3752]

It’s almost as if we sat around all summer talking about how good we were going to be.