Game Thread Texas vs. Colorado State - 2:30 on ESPN

[Henry Hill 3,156]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

TWSS

Not to me

[BurntOrange&White 41,843]

IMO this is the best we've looked in an opener in quite sometime.

[naija 3,062]

Bevo wouldn't last 6 hours when the Apocalypse happens....

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,275]

Georgia's pussy is gonna cramp by the 3rd qrt. Cut from the same cloth as LSU 

[DixonHur 11,959]

Who the fuck is #51 on D?

Talk about bringing in the back-ups.

[TexArcher 39,037]

I'm gonna say it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We're gonna kick Michigan's ass.  Texas 38 - 21.

[ATXbronco 4,486]

@texarcher

Edited August 31 by ATXbronco

[coachherman'sgrill 2,651]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Georgia's pussy is gonna cramp by the 3rd qrt. Cut from the same cloth as LSU 

I think the kids call it bussy now……

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,275]

Sark hasn't even reached his final form yet. I bet Lockett and Ffrench are loving this. 

[Alien Octopus 664]

Bevo’s horns could be bigger but he has a mighty body

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,275]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I'm gonna say it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We're gonna kick Michigan's ass.  Texas 38 - 21.

Yes sir. Beating that ass 

[Zepol87 9,340]

Welp got drunk and booked a flight to Detroit for the Michigan game. Tickets anyone? 

[naija 3,062]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

announcer doenst know the diff between a bar code and a qr code

 

but the be fair, they are pretty damn close to the same sometimes

the story behind bar codes is one of the greatest examples of human collaboration ever and people choosing to forgo profit. truly doubt we will ever see that sort of thing happen again.

[runthebone 8,372]

how is the win probability only 99.9%

[BachelorTrek 3,313]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I'm gonna say it.

We're gonna kick Meatchicken's ass.  Texas 38 - 21.

FIFY

Edited August 31 by BachelorTrek

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,275]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think the kids call it bussy now……

Kids and their stupid lingo

[Nicole44 22,304]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can't wait to watch this team make violent love to aggy's skulls on their own field.

They will cry and run away to the Big10. 

[Earl Haffler 637]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think the kids call it bussy now……

gender neutral.

[Michael Knight 13,217]

Arch is perfect on the year

[coachherman'sgrill 2,651]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Welp got drunk and booked a flight to Detroit for the Michigan game. Tickets anyone? 

Did you whip out your flip phone?

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Who is the CSU banner kid blocking Novell from? The camera? If so he’s doing a shit job 

[InkaUtexas 26,859]

OK, time for the defense to score.

[Hermanator 7,654]

First string and 2nd string are damn near interchangeable in a lot of positions.  This is ridiculous depth. CSU is a middle of the road G5 team that's getting treated like they're DIII. 

I love the NIL and portal era. 

[Horn80 6,356]

Crowd departed for Mexican food.

[immamac 44,312]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Welp got drunk and booked a flight to Detroit for the Michigan game. Tickets anyone? 

 

[chainsaw 10,280]

This reminds me of the old La-Lafayette-style blowouts of the 00s

[BurntOrange&White 41,843]

If score holds, we will have finally covered a spread?

[RamjetFDO 10,648]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Did you whip out your flip phone?

Yyyyyyyyyy.... ooooooooooooooo........

[TexArcher 39,037]

These guys are talking as if like 4 teams with 2 losses aren't gonna get into the playoff?

[Wishbone 4,956]

This sure makes getting day drunk pleasant.

[Doc Daneeka 6,793]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

If score holds, we will have finally covered a spread?

First time this year. Finally. 

[TOR 6,123]

For those there were wondering, 

https://www.si.com/fannation/name-image-likeness/nil-news/nil-king-financial-woes-threaten-umiami-sports-future

 

[Jersey Man10 3,773]

Backups playing pretty good.

[nycHorn 3,123]

#51 is like a heat seeking missle

[Macklemore 2,945]

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Did they really say that shit??

 

[ClubWhatever 12,283]

Landwher is a beast

[BabaYaga 15,623]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Welp got drunk and booked a flight to Detroit for the Michigan game. Tickets anyone? 

They better be fucking non refundable 

you better fucking sing neon moon in a parking garage while taking a piss

you better fucking steal a handful of deli meats from subway.   And you better fucking rail a waitress from Katz’s, and she better fucking not be attractive 

[BurntEyes 6,290]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

how is the win probability only 99.9%

Global thermo nuclear war could still break out.

Nothing is 100% until complete. Just isn't, mathematically.

[Hmbre97 6,337]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

how is the win probability only 99.9%

[Party_Taco 3,889]

I'll throw ya a bone

Bruh, Texas Cheer always brings it… everything else is X,X,X

[Sgt Hulk 14,425]

Keep arch in. No Trey 

[randomhorn 2,173]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

That's a big fucking BEVO

Those horns are coming in nicely 

[naija 3,062]

better yet, do we gain on Ohio State

[DixonHur 11,959]

Just now, nycHorn said:

#51 is like a heat seeking missle

Straight outta HP baby, lol

[ATXbronco 4,486]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

IMO this is the best we've looked in an opener in quite sometime.

Way better than those two Maryland openers for sure

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,495]

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

wait until Quinn has a a shitty start. 

If Quinn has a bad game and we reached the point where we're going to lose unless the QB gets it together - like right now, Say we're twenty down or even just fourteen... Sark absolutely should put in Manning.

[ATXbronco 4,486]

OMFG BOLDEN

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,275]

Simmons was about to put him in the hospital 

[MillerEP 30,901]

I knew that’ll come back and bite us if he keeps doing that

[BabaYaga 15,623]

Oooopsies.