Game Thread Texas vs. Colorado State - 2:30 on ESPN

[Henry Hill 3156]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

TWSS

Not to me

[BurntOrange&White 39188]

IMO this is the best we've looked in an opener in quite sometime.

[naija 2821]

Bevo wouldn't last 6 hours when the Apocalypse happens....

[Funk Doctor Spock 11728]

Georgia's pussy is gonna cramp by the 3rd qrt. Cut from the same cloth as LSU 

[DixonHur 10951]

Who the fuck is #51 on D?

Talk about bringing in the back-ups.

[TexArcher 37373]

I'm gonna say it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We're gonna kick Michigan's ass.  Texas 38 - 21.

[ATXbronco 4009]

@texarcher

Edited August 31 by ATXbronco

[coachherman'sgrill 1888]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Georgia's pussy is gonna cramp by the 3rd qrt. Cut from the same cloth as LSU 

I think the kids call it bussy now……

[Funk Doctor Spock 11728]

Sark hasn't even reached his final form yet. I bet Lockett and Ffrench are loving this. 

[Alien Octopus 496]

Bevo’s horns could be bigger but he has a mighty body

[Funk Doctor Spock 11728]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I'm gonna say it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We're gonna kick Michigan's ass.  Texas 38 - 21.

Yes sir. Beating that ass 

[Zepol87 9134]

Welp got drunk and booked a flight to Detroit for the Michigan game. Tickets anyone? 

[naija 2821]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

announcer doenst know the diff between a bar code and a qr code

 

but the be fair, they are pretty damn close to the same sometimes

the story behind bar codes is one of the greatest examples of human collaboration ever and people choosing to forgo profit. truly doubt we will ever see that sort of thing happen again.

[runthebone 7899]

how is the win probability only 99.9%

[BachelorTrek 2908]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I'm gonna say it.

We're gonna kick Meatchicken's ass.  Texas 38 - 21.

FIFY

Edited August 31 by BachelorTrek

[Funk Doctor Spock 11728]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think the kids call it bussy now……

Kids and their stupid lingo

[Nicole44 21988]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can't wait to watch this team make violent love to aggy's skulls on their own field.

They will cry and run away to the Big10. 

[Earl Haffler 567]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think the kids call it bussy now……

gender neutral.

[Michael Knight 12835]

Arch is perfect on the year

[coachherman'sgrill 1888]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Welp got drunk and booked a flight to Detroit for the Michigan game. Tickets anyone? 

Did you whip out your flip phone?

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Who is the CSU banner kid blocking Novell from? The camera? If so he’s doing a shit job 

[InkaUtexas 25179]

OK, time for the defense to score.

[Hermanator 6842]

First string and 2nd string are damn near interchangeable in a lot of positions.  This is ridiculous depth. CSU is a middle of the road G5 team that's getting treated like they're DIII. 

I love the NIL and portal era. 

[Horn80 6017]

Crowd departed for Mexican food.

[immamac 42339]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Welp got drunk and booked a flight to Detroit for the Michigan game. Tickets anyone? 

 

[chainsaw 9784]

This reminds me of the old La-Lafayette-style blowouts of the 00s

[BurntOrange&White 39188]

If score holds, we will have finally covered a spread?

[RamjetFDO 10553]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Did you whip out your flip phone?

Yyyyyyyyyy.... ooooooooooooooo........

[TexArcher 37373]

These guys are talking as if like 4 teams with 2 losses aren't gonna get into the playoff?

[Wishbone 4725]

This sure makes getting day drunk pleasant.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

If score holds, we will have finally covered a spread?

First time this year. Finally. 

[TOR 5273]

For those there were wondering, 

https://www.si.com/fannation/name-image-likeness/nil-news/nil-king-financial-woes-threaten-umiami-sports-future

 

[Jersey Man10 3500]

Backups playing pretty good.

[nycHorn 2950]

#51 is like a heat seeking missle

[Macklemore 2878]

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Did they really say that shit??

 

[ClubWhatever 12079]

Landwher is a beast

[BabaYaga 15189]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Welp got drunk and booked a flight to Detroit for the Michigan game. Tickets anyone? 

They better be fucking non refundable 

you better fucking sing neon moon in a parking garage while taking a piss

you better fucking steal a handful of deli meats from subway.   And you better fucking rail a waitress from Katz’s, and she better fucking not be attractive 

[BurntEyes 5743]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

how is the win probability only 99.9%

Global thermo nuclear war could still break out.

Nothing is 100% until complete. Just isn't, mathematically.

[Hmbre97 6297]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

how is the win probability only 99.9%

[Party_Taco 3660]

I'll throw ya a bone

Bruh, Texas Cheer always brings it… everything else is X,X,X

[Sgt Hulk 13542]

Keep arch in. No Trey 

[randomhorn 1554]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

That's a big fucking BEVO

Those horns are coming in nicely 

[naija 2821]

better yet, do we gain on Ohio State

[DixonHur 10951]

Just now, nycHorn said:

#51 is like a heat seeking missle

Straight outta HP baby, lol

[ATXbronco 4009]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

IMO this is the best we've looked in an opener in quite sometime.

Way better than those two Maryland openers for sure

[Irish Wrist Watch 1340]

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

wait until Quinn has a a shitty start. 

If Quinn has a bad game and we reached the point where we're going to lose unless the QB gets it together - like right now, Say we're twenty down or even just fourteen... Sark absolutely should put in Manning.

[ATXbronco 4009]

OMFG BOLDEN

[Funk Doctor Spock 11728]

Simmons was about to put him in the hospital 

[MillerEP 30307]

I knew that’ll come back and bite us if he keeps doing that

[BabaYaga 15189]

Oooopsies.