It's time to monetize, the question is how?

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

1 hooker and 1 blow please, my good man.

Those are kind of the same thing.  Do you mean the complementary 8ball? 

[G650 14268]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Those are kind of the same thing.  Do you mean the complementary 8ball? 

I like where your heads at.

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

I was trying to pay into the Treefiddy Club with Pay Pal Card Direct, but in big red letters I’m being told that the website is not secure. 

So I backed out. Don’t want to get hacked or get computer AIDS.

For those of us that don’t have PayPal accounts, what’s the best, secure way to donate?

[markstanco 12585]

Looking at the total, we are working towards a banner. Guess we will have to see come October who is the recipient.

[Ldogg53 514]

Can we just get cam girls in UinherB and take a cut like a pimp?

[woohorn 1131]

Heard the excess is gonna go towards the SEZ project, so keep 'em coming.

[El Diablo 4232]

Bring me a huer.

[BNB 100]

On 8/6/2018 at 12:43 PM, immamac said:

Donations live here:

http://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/clients/donations/

Subscription for treefiddy live here:

http://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/subscriptions/

 

Is anyone else having fuckery with the menu up top for "store"?

It took me awhile to find this.  You should edit your original post to include this.

Thank you for everything though.

 

Donated 32.50 now at Raised 6,532.02 USD of 5,000.00 USD target

 

 

 

Edited August 11, 2018 by BNB

[TreatyOak 16366]

I love Surly and am planning on donating or subscribing. Forgive me for mentioning this if this has already been discussed but the site presently does not possess an SSL Certificate and is not secure. Are there plans to add one so that the site and user info is properly protected?

Again, thanks for everything. 

[deft 6857]

Fuck any dumbass that says they're ok with ads.

[Auto Driller 2506]

19 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I love Surly and am planning on donating or subscribing. Forgive me for mentioning this if this has already been discussed but the site presently does not possess an SSL Certificate and is not secure. Are there plans to add one so that the site and user info is properly protected?

Again, thanks for everything. 

Echoing this — I will donate once there’s an SSL cert.

[EastTexan 662]

Can one just send a check. Am old and all that shit.

 Did AB figure it out? I'm ashamed if he did.

Edited August 12, 2018 by EastTexan

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

AB sent a combo of Spanish-American war bonds, gaudy jewelry, firewater, and bitcoin. Very impressive.

[HoustonHorn 1062]

X

[HoustonHorn 1062]

Telling me someone with my email and user name is already a member. No shit. Will try again not on my phone.

[Zavala 1384]

Shaggy forever. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

43 minutes ago, HoustonHorn said:

Telling me someone with my email and user name is already a member. No shit. Will try again not on my phone.

Sorry. I didn't know BobStoopsEatsDongs@aol.com was already taken.

[Theo Huxtable 48]

You could have it where only donors get to access MS Paint or I Need Something Photoshopped threads.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

[sidis 9832]

if i just give you $6K, can i own the site?

[Dutchrudder 11143]

Is there a way you could make ads show only for guests looking at the site? I feel like we should be making money off all those non-authenticated people. 

[Lurch 5931]

I just saw this. Strongly suggest blasting a PM to all users.

[Lurch 5931]

Order 511

[hornbri 1400]

 

Hi hornbri, 
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved. 

— Surly Horns 
 

Order #519

 

[NWAustinDude 2252]

Wanted to donate sperm, but paypal only took cash.

[Dbeasy 15073]

I want a $45 t shirt.

[blacklab 11941]

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

[tejas60 3533]

do want shaggy shirt. especially if it's the golf shirt.

[Deej 76847]

Right here for a Shaggy shirt. Or a shot glass. Whatever tree fiddy will get me.

[Zepol87 9188]

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

Bring me one to Lee Harvey's por favor

[RPM 26326]

6 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Bring me one to Lee Harvey's por favor

 

I like this idea. TX/OU swag. 

[Bone3421 716]

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

Ill take whateve

[SHOOTER12 8811]

On 8/15/2018 at 8:01 PM, blacklab said:

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

That's where I'm really conflicted.  I have a shaggy T-shirt, but would probably feel like a traitor if I wore it now, or I would feel like I was advertising for those assholes.  Really pisses me of too, it's a badass T-shirt that I really like.

[RPM 26326]

Just take a marker and write OG or BK.

[Ten Bears 2481]

On 8/15/2018 at 8:01 PM, blacklab said:

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

Are they covered in shit?

[sdm 892]

On 8/15/2018 at 8:01 PM, blacklab said:

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

What, no Eskimo Hut shirts? Okay, guess I'll take a mousepad.

[Homercles 10206]

I’m late to the party but has anyone mentioned charging $0.50 per post in the Politics board?

[immamac 42872]

On 8/12/2018 at 8:38 AM, Auto Driller said:

Echoing this — I will donate once there’s an SSL cert.

Sorry guys I have been on the road since last Sunday and haven't had much time to address this. 

I'll set up SSL when we move to the new webservers this weekend with certs and all. I believe we are going to go through Cloudflare for that + ddos protection + dns 

[CooterBrown 18015]

Wanted to donate sperm, but paypal only took cash.

Ask your mom how to take it. She has 3 inputs for donations.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

Thanks for that. My mom died from incurable liver cancer when I was a kid, and i just was too young to dabble in familial necrophilia. Since my mom's long gone, perhaps, y'know... your mom free tonight?

[Nivek 16946]

So using chrome, when i put the mouse over store, the search option shines through and there is no way to access the dropdown menu (it disappears before I can click on it) whereas some of the other dropdown menus work fine.   

['stache 21824]

I've gone through the process but it always says there's an error in processing the payment.  I've tried different payment methods and its the same message each time.

[Hagbard Celine 10883]

4 hours ago, immamac said:

Sorry guys I have been on the road since last Sunday and haven't had much time to address this. 

I'll set up SSL when we move to the new webservers this weekend with certs and all. I believe we are going to go through Cloudflare for that + ddos protection + dns 

is this why i can't get paypal/creditcard to work

[phdhorn 6224]

9 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

Thanks for that. My mom died from incurable liver cancer when I was a kid, and i just was too young to dabble in familial necrophilia. Since my mom's long gone, perhaps, y'know... your mom free tonight?

No, but her rates are very competitive.  

[Walte464 450]

I’m down for an og shaggy shirt

[deft 6857]

Pics of shirt?

*posting from a sleeveless buenos Diaz shaggy shirt*

[Alien Octopus 553]

Tried donating but everytime I go to put in addy it no takey. Where is the fucking Paypal button? Gotta make it easy for special folks, I’m special, I’m special.....

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 8/18/2018 at 9:42 AM, NWAustinDude said:

Thanks for that. My mom died from incurable liver cancer when I was a kid, and i just was too young to dabble in familial necrophilia. Since my mom's long gone, perhaps, y'know... your mom free tonight?

Well... THAT's not funny...

[PilotsError 2309]

 

Hi PilotsError, 
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved. 

— Surly Horns 
 

Order #550

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

5fiddy?  Some generous assholes in this community.  

[drifter379 1106]

I'm down for the tree fiddy option.
Where the fuck do I vote?