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33 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm assuming it's not against the law to go up to him and say "Hey, I'm a native Texan and I think you're a worthless cuckold cunt".  That would've been my choice.

Sadly, they could probably get you on Disturbing the Peace.

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Wow I didn’t know that, not to be rude but is there a source on that?  I cannot imagine living with a national public figure for a parent, who not only spreads that hate to a huge audience but is also

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4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Cruz stopped watching TV shows and is now writing out a line of questioning re:crime/gun control. I’ve seen the name John Lott a few times. Google tells me he’s a Fox News contributor and author of the book “More Guns, Less Crime”. God I fucking hate the GOP.

That study is being debunked as it didn't take into account a lot of other influences.

Leave it to Cruz to be uninformed.

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I would talk loudly about how awesome Trump is and how glad you are that the President taught you about how much of a liar Cruz is and how shady his dad is and end it with a "plus his wife is really ugly, especially compared to Melania, ya seriously just look at tweet Trump sent out with the two side by side". Then just some really loud "eww, gross". 

Remind that cuck who he stumped for. 

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Sadly nothing else to report. After he loudly typed out some work stuff, he put his headphones back in for the rest of the flight. I don’t think he spoke a word to anyone outside of the flight attendant who took his food/drink order, and no one tried to chat him up at all. Just a famous loser that everyone wishes would go away.

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28 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Sadly nothing else to report. After he loudly typed out some work stuff, he put his headphones back in for the rest of the flight. I don’t think he spoke a word to anyone outside of the flight attendant who took his food/drink order, and no one tried to chat him up at all. Just a famous loser that everyone wishes would go away.

pics of him in red raider gear or it didn't happen.

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35 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Don’t everyone rush to enter all at once.
 

Of course it's at a barbecue place.  He tries so hard to look like a real Texan.  But I guarantee you he bathes his brisket in sauce and has no idea how to cook one.

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Don’t everyone rush to enter all at once.




Business Idea - I call it Not Having Ted Cruz Dinner Insurance

Pay me $100/yr and if you ever find yourself in a situation where you might have to have dinner with Ted Cruz - I’ll fly in and take your spot by either impersonating you or going in your stead, no questions asked.

I’d be on my best behavior for the whole ordeal but I’d only guarantee a minimum of two hours of my best behavior. I haven’t ever been around Ted Cruz but I conservatively estimate that it would take about two hours of exposure to satans spawn before the physical repulsion to that sack of shit would result in me throwing up dinner.

From the a business perspective - who the fuck wants to eat dinner with Ted Cruz? as long as I’m spending less on eating dinner with Ted Cruz than the annual premiums I’m collecting - I’m cash-glow positive.

And if you actually think you would enjoy the company of this blatantly hypocritical lizard-creature, you’d probably pay over $100 for that skin-crawling experience.

From the consumer perspective - paying someone $100 bucks a year to insure i never have to break bread with Ted Cruz is a bargain anyway you slice it.
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TIL that Ted’s freshman roommate from Princeton who has famously and openly talked about how awful Ted was and what a nightmare he was to live with is Craig Mazin.

The creator/writer/producer/genius behind the HBO Chernobyl miniseries.

And he really, really fucking hates Ted Cruz.

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He also posted this perfect summation of Cruz -
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I just discovered this because he tweeted a clip today of some conservatives says they liked his show because it “sticks it to the Soviets” and he took issue with their premise. But he also posted it to gloat because one of their guests was Cruz and he is very obviously uncomfortable sitting there listening to them praise his show lol.



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Heard Beto interview on NPR this morning...he thought before he spoke, had a clear agenda that wasn’t littered with ‘muh guns, abortion liberals’, held compassion for others and all I could wonder is how that guy lost to Cruz

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46 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Heard Beto interview on NPR this morning...he thought before he spoke, had a clear agenda that wasn’t littered with ‘muh guns, abortion liberals’, held compassion for others and all I could wonder is how that guy lost to Cruz

Texas gonna Texas. You got Danny Goeb as your lt governor. Are you really surprised Ted Cruz is still senator?

 

Beto would have been an outstanding Senator.

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Texas gonna Texas. You got Danny Goeb as your lt governor. Are you really surprised Ted Cruz is still senator?
 
Beto would have been an outstanding Senator.

Have you been to most of Texas?


Yep it was mostly rhetorical. Lived in Wichita Falls for three years and graduated from Burkburnett backwoods...just struck me as sad that the rural traditional/single issue/conservative/etc types are inflexible and angry enough to be so locked into needing an R next to their reps.

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5 hours ago, Homercles said:

 

 


Yep it was mostly rhetorical. Lived in Wichita Falls for three years and graduated from Burkburnett backwoods...just struck me as sad that the rural traditional/single issue/conservative/etc types are inflexible and angry enough to be so locked into needing an R next to their reps.
 

 

 

Yep. They are lost causes for the most part.

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On 6/14/2019 at 5:56 AM, Homercles said:

Heard Beto interview on NPR this morning...he thought before he spoke, had a clear agenda that wasn’t littered with ‘muh guns, abortion liberals’, held compassion for others and all I could wonder is how that guy lost to Cruz

Cause he's a dolt. Also out of staters voted for Ted.

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5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

FUCK YOU TED CRUZ YOU SHIT CUNT TRUMP BOOTLICKER

Let me see if I can properly diagram that last remark:

Fuck you, Ted Cruz,  you shit-cunt, Trump bootlicker.

Does that necessarily imply that Ted Cruz in fact, has a vagina that is filled with fecal matter?

Also, does Trump even wear boots? Isn't that a prerequisite to being a boot licker?

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Heard Beto interview on NPR this morning...he thought before he spoke, had a clear agenda that wasn’t littered with ‘muh guns, abortion liberals’, held compassion for others and all I could wonder is how that guy lost to Cruz

You answered your own question

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