Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

[Jive Turkey 12,651]

 

[Tom 2,959]

On 3/8/2020 at 7:48 PM, workswithseed said:

Yeah I hope it kills you too.

I mean that's what you're saying, that you want him to die.

 

Wow.  This is awful and against forum rules of wishing death on other posters.  I'm surprised you weren't banned.

I, on the other hand, being a stand-up poster who follows all rules, wish you health and happiness while also wishing COVID-19 slowly ends Ted Cruz's life before he has a chance to delete his browser history.

Edited April 7, 2020 by Tom

[Dnaguy 12,109]

On 3/8/2020 at 7:48 PM, workswithseed said:

Yeah I hope it kills you too.

I mean that's what you're saying, that you want him to die.

2 hours ago, Tom said:

 

Wow.  This is awful and against forum rules of wishing death on other posters.  I'm surprised you weren't banned.

I, on the other hand, being a stand-up poster who follows all rules, wish you health and happiness while also wishing COVID-19 slowly ends Ted Cruz's life before he has a chance to delete his browser history.

 

[workswithseed 2,123]

4 hours ago, Tom said:

 

Wow.  This is awful and against forum rules of wishing death on other posters.  I'm surprised you weren't banned.

I, on the other hand, being a stand-up poster who follows all rules, wish you health and happiness while also wishing COVID-19 slowly ends Ted Cruz's life before he has a chance to delete his browser history.

Wow, you should tell immac if you feel that way. 

[RomaVicta 30,033]

4 hours ago, Tom said:

 

Wow.  This is awful and against forum rules of wishing death on other posters.  I'm surprised you weren't banned.

I, on the other hand, being a stand-up poster who follows all rules, wish you health and happiness while also wishing COVID-19 slowly ends Ted Cruz's life before he has a chance to delete his browser history.

14 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Wow, you should tell immac if you feel that way. 

Getting some chop, Houston. Getting worse. 

Roger, Jupiter One, this is Mission Control. Telemetry suggests you're going into a Category 6 point niner irony loop.

It's. It's. It's full of stars!

[Fudge Nuggets 19,228]

I hate this cuban Fuck.

[SameSame 1,705]

 

 

[elfenix 34,340]

ted's twitter game is about as good as his actual game

[Brandywine 1,317]

On 2/10/2020 at 4:40 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Article also points out that Cruz gave less than one percent of his salary to charity.

And that's still probably way more than Trump, which I suspect is 0. 

[ERhine 1,909]

ted's twitter game is about as good as his actual game

[UDontKnow 10,450]

4 minutes ago, ERhine said:

I fucking hate that he is a Rockets fan. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

Bwahahaha

Good ad using Ted:

 

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[HornOnTheBayou 8,951]

[Bama Chick 28,596]

A sitting senator just sent a tweet about throwing panties.

And Joe Scarborough just said “I’m SEC, bitch! You Ivy League pussy.”

This timeline, man.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

[Bama Chick 28,596]

That is one TERRIBLE haircut.

She shoulda stayed closed.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

That is one TERRIBLE haircut.

She shoulda stayed closed.

 

well, he is a terrible man, so in some ways it's perfect

[Stringer 1,439]

What a performative dickbag this guy is.  

[elfenix 34,340]

i thought conservatives hated the big bad federal government stepping all over local decision making.  was that incorrect?  have i been lied to?

Edited May 10, 2020 by elfenix

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,821]

On 5/9/2020 at 3:02 AM, Bama Chick said:

That is one TERRIBLE haircut.

She shoulda stayed closed.

 

Son you got a panty on your head.

[mdmost 43,059]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

i thought conservatives hated the big bad federal government stepping all over local decision making.  was that incorrect?  have i been lied to?

Nah man, that's only when they agree with the local decision making. If they don't, like bag bans, they're cool with the federal or state government stepping in. Local control as long as they agree with it. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

The comments below the DMN tweet are pretty good:

 

[Blotto 23,585]

Lulz, that cunt fleeced trumptards out of $500k through the go fund me set up to pay her legal fees....a go fund me that was apparently setup a day prior to her reopening. I gotta get on this gravy train somehow.

[workswithseed 2,123]

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz, that cunt fleeced trumptards out of $500k through the go fund me set up to pay her legal fees....a go fund me that was apparently setup a day prior to her reopening. I gotta get on this gravy train somehow.

She sounds smarter than us both.

[Blotto 23,585]

28 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

She sounds smarter than us both.

Dont confuse intelligence with a lack of integrity/morals. There are plenty of ways to make a buck if you choose to ignore the latter.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Dont confuse intelligence with a lack of integrity/morals. There are plenty of ways to make a buck if you choose to ignore the latter.

right? this just reeks of fucking grifter to me. just like those cowards in GA that shot that man out for a jog. they set up a gofundme too. I hope GFM has pulled it. I don't care enough to look

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

How did I miss that he is working on a book that is to be published in October?

https://apnews.com/5ffd3699afcfb87ed2e550761f2340ef
 

Quote

 

Sen. Ted Cruz is working on a book, to be published in October, about the Supreme Court.

Regnery Publishing announced Monday that the book was called “One Vote Away” and would draw upon the Texas Republican’s long legal background to provide an inside look at key court decisions.

“With the perspective only a veteran government leader and seasoned Supreme Court advocate can bring, Cruz will outline these crucial Court battles as a powerful wakeup call to Americans to the exceptional power of a single Supreme Court vote against the backdrop of the 2020 election and in the decades to come,” according to a statement from Regnery, a conservative publisher.

 

 

[elfenix 34,340]

conservatives figured out the power of the courts a long time ago.  it's the left that needs to wake the fuck up about it. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,228]

8 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

How did I miss that he is working on a book that is to be published in October?

https://apnews.com/5ffd3699afcfb87ed2e550761f2340ef
 

 

I’m sure it will be a real page turner.  Cruz, maybe his wife, his PAC and Twice will be the only ones to buy it.  Twice will be the only one to read it.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

I haven't read his first book, but if it shows up at our library I may give it a look. So many celebrity/politician authors don't 'write' their own books and even then, the writing is poor. A book should be well crafted especially considering the prices one pays for them. I will buy a book that is well-written, but I will 'borrow' with my library card one that is likely to be garbage.

[Jive Turkey 12,651]

Weekly reminder. 

 

[kevwun 15,936]

Donald Trump's entire immediate family is sucking on the taxpayer teat all while being grossly unqualified for their roles.  But I'm gonna ignore all of that and talk about Hunter Biden.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

What in the actual fuck?

[TwiceHorn 31,583]

On 5/11/2020 at 4:39 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m sure it will be a real page turner.  Cruz, maybe his wife, his PAC and Twice will be the only ones to buy it.  Twice will be the only one to read it.

Me?  When have I ever said anything in support of Felito?

I wouldn't give him the royalty even if I was interested in what he had to say.

Beto 2018, friendo.

Edited May 21, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[Gil Bang 26,051]

I haven't read his first book, but if it shows up at our library I may give it a look. So many celebrity/politician authors don't 'write' their own books and even then, the writing is poor. A book should be well crafted especially considering the prices one pays for them. I will buy a book that is well-written, but I will 'borrow' with my library card one that is likely to be garbage.

I borrow all of them. If there’s something I particularly like, I buy a hardback to add to my collection.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,228]

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Me?  When have I ever said anything in support of Felito?

I wouldn't give him the royalty even if I was interested in what he had to say.

Beto 2018, friendo.

Not because of him, but rather because of the subject.  A riveting tale of the exciting world of Supreme Court cases.  It seems like a topic that would get you all sweaty with anticipation. 

[workswithseed 2,123]

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Me?  When have I ever said anything in support of Felito?

I wouldn't give him the royalty even if I was interested in what he had to say.

Beto 2018, friendo.

I like you, but eww. He's probably one of the cringiest men in politics.

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12 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I like you, but eww. He's probably one of the cringiest men in politics.

 

You made a post about a man being cringy and used the word eww.  

[workswithseed 2,123]

Just now, TDunk said:

 

You made a post about a man being cringy and used the word eww.  

That makes me want to go tear down a wall.

[TDunk 590]

2 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

That makes me want to go tear down a wall.

 

[workswithseed 2,123]

2 minutes ago, TDunk said:

 

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19 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

What in the actual fuck?

 

Jeff Ward had a film critic on a couple of weeks ago and they were talking about this.  In order to shoe-horn that SCRIPT moniker, the T stands for,

 

wait for it..

 

 

TALKIES!

 

Fuck you Lilian Gish.  Al Jolson, I've got your back.

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[pyrohornIII 4,823]

Alright, which one of you magnificent basterds is this?

 

[Ted Lange 16,144]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[elfenix 34,340]

And Cruz is the punchline

[gmr548 16,617]

I like you, but eww. He's probably one of the cringiest men in politics.

*checks thread title*

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